Andrew "woke" Cuomo
@richardincome.bsky.social
The Bezos of the Nasal. BIDEN 2028
Pinned
Taking this load on my face in honor of the brave Houthi military
Pulling your cock out is a sign of respect in some, if not most, homes .
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Pulling your cock out is a sign of respect in some, if not most, homes .
If you live in the Big City like me you should start wearing a button that shows your length to the decimal. I'm not letting some profile 3.7 on the bus before me God damn it
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you live in the Big City like me you should start wearing a button that shows your length to the decimal. I'm not letting some profile 3.7 on the bus before me God damn it
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Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day.
Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
It can be two things.
Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
It can be two things.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's Day.
Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
It can be two things.
Sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
It can be two things.
Yeah I got partial ownership of that pussy
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yeah I got partial ownership of that pussy
I will not be buying a pair of smart glasses until they develop a model that sucks me Off
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I will not be buying a pair of smart glasses until they develop a model that sucks me Off
Defending my doctoral dissertation on the Blade
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Defending my doctoral dissertation on the Blade
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October 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sipping on a beer pondering my Donald duck impression
September 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Sipping on a beer pondering my Donald duck impression
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The intelligentsia continues to knock at my door, and yet I remain independent as a free bird,
September 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The intelligentsia continues to knock at my door, and yet I remain independent as a free bird,
I'm getting my shit jacked to shreds in the marketplace of ideas
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I'm getting my shit jacked to shreds in the marketplace of ideas
Going to the vet asking if they do procedures where they fix pets and their owners
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Going to the vet asking if they do procedures where they fix pets and their owners
In many ways. Jacking off is the American dream,
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
In many ways. Jacking off is the American dream,
Ice on my neck for the Lord God
September 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ice on my neck for the Lord God
My birthday letter to Epstein made sure to give him a good dressing down over some of his more illicit predilections
September 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My birthday letter to Epstein made sure to give him a good dressing down over some of his more illicit predilections
Doing a podcast where we have a 45 minute thoughtful debate/conversation about economic policy and an impartial panel of judges decides who tops and who bottoms for the remaining 6 hour runtime
September 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Doing a podcast where we have a 45 minute thoughtful debate/conversation about economic policy and an impartial panel of judges decides who tops and who bottoms for the remaining 6 hour runtime
Getting my robocock e-sucked by a hot cyberlbabe
August 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Getting my robocock e-sucked by a hot cyberlbabe
Dr. Uncut here, I have diagnosed you with Love Of My Life Syndrome
August 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dr. Uncut here, I have diagnosed you with Love Of My Life Syndrome
You don't understand. I would fuck George Costanza. In fact I'm thinking about it a solid 6-6.5 hours a day
August 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
You don't understand. I would fuck George Costanza. In fact I'm thinking about it a solid 6-6.5 hours a day
Former Nominee lol
The Esptein thing is a thing…sort of.
But not really.
So let’s play this out. Let’s say somehow the entire file is released and TACO is all over the place (yes, I know he will never allow that).
But let’s say it does and he is.
Then what? Will he be impeached? HELL NO!
So then what?
But not really.
So let’s play this out. Let’s say somehow the entire file is released and TACO is all over the place (yes, I know he will never allow that).
But let’s say it does and he is.
Then what? Will he be impeached? HELL NO!
So then what?
July 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Former Nominee lol
In the trap cyberengineering a type of porn that kills you
July 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
In the trap cyberengineering a type of porn that kills you
They should make a computer that KILLS YOU
July 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
They should make a computer that KILLS YOU
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I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
July 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
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Also buying an atlatl to hunt normies with night vision
July 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Also buying an atlatl to hunt normies with night vision