The Bored Ultimatum
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Posting anything I find funny or interesting
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I'm sure there is plenty of ballroom in trumps pants since he doesn't have any.
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm sure there is plenty of ballroom in trumps pants since he doesn't have any.
This is sickening.
...and guess where I saw it?
Of course on twitter
...and guess where I saw it?
Of course on twitter
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is sickening.
...and guess where I saw it?
Of course on twitter
...and guess where I saw it?
Of course on twitter
We almost at spooky season
September 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We almost at spooky season
Mario and Princess Peach aren't in a relationship but you just know that Mario is subscribed to Peach's Onlyfans
August 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Mario and Princess Peach aren't in a relationship but you just know that Mario is subscribed to Peach's Onlyfans
Kangaroos are just deer that went to prison
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kangaroos are just deer that went to prison
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So glad I left Instagram and moved over here. Every single post on Instagram has become a not-so-subtle advertisement. All the hilarious meme accounts sold out to corporations and pump out the most cringey/ staged product placement ads imaginable. @bsky.app Stay awesome and please never sell out ♥️
August 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So glad I left Instagram and moved over here. Every single post on Instagram has become a not-so-subtle advertisement. All the hilarious meme accounts sold out to corporations and pump out the most cringey/ staged product placement ads imaginable. @bsky.app Stay awesome and please never sell out ♥️
I'm sorry to insult this chicken but it looks a lot like Donald Trump
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm sorry to insult this chicken but it looks a lot like Donald Trump
Rain be like:
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Rain be like:
The circus continues
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The circus continues
I feel like this would be a Disney channel movie and I would totally watch it 😂
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like this would be a Disney channel movie and I would totally watch it 😂
Everyone asks "where's Waldo?" but nobody ever asks "how's Waldo?"
#checkonwaldo
#checkonwaldo
August 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Everyone asks "where's Waldo?" but nobody ever asks "how's Waldo?"
#checkonwaldo
#checkonwaldo
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Where's Waldo: Bob's Burgers Edition
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Where's Waldo: Bob's Burgers Edition
I'm gonna assume this is on a Spirit Airlines flight...
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm gonna assume this is on a Spirit Airlines flight...
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The internet sucks a lot of the time, but sometimes it doesn't!
August 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The internet sucks a lot of the time, but sometimes it doesn't!
The game should corrupt your savefile if you say no
August 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The game should corrupt your savefile if you say no
Saw someone eat pizza with a fork and knife for the first time in my life. I need a couple days to process this trauma
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Saw someone eat pizza with a fork and knife for the first time in my life. I need a couple days to process this trauma
I need more chronically online friends
August 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I need more chronically online friends
When are those first gen Nintendo switches going on clearance though?
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When are those first gen Nintendo switches going on clearance though?
Hamburger Hinderer
worse homes and gardens
July 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hamburger Hinderer
It's 6 am. The sun is starting to rise, the birds are chirping and everyone is sleeping peacefully...
All of the sudden:
The idiot in my neighborhood that purposefully put a loud exhaust in their Honda Civic:
𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥
Everyone that has a dog, sensory issues, or enjoys sleeping: FML 🫤
All of the sudden:
The idiot in my neighborhood that purposefully put a loud exhaust in their Honda Civic:
𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥
Everyone that has a dog, sensory issues, or enjoys sleeping: FML 🫤
July 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's 6 am. The sun is starting to rise, the birds are chirping and everyone is sleeping peacefully...
All of the sudden:
The idiot in my neighborhood that purposefully put a loud exhaust in their Honda Civic:
𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥
Everyone that has a dog, sensory issues, or enjoys sleeping: FML 🫤
All of the sudden:
The idiot in my neighborhood that purposefully put a loud exhaust in their Honda Civic:
𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥𝗥
Everyone that has a dog, sensory issues, or enjoys sleeping: FML 🫤
🎉Wooohoooo! I reached 100 followers today!🎉
I'm not sure how many of them are real people but 100 is a cool number and I'm having fun on this app 😂
I'm not sure how many of them are real people but 100 is a cool number and I'm having fun on this app 😂
July 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🎉Wooohoooo! I reached 100 followers today!🎉
I'm not sure how many of them are real people but 100 is a cool number and I'm having fun on this app 😂
I'm not sure how many of them are real people but 100 is a cool number and I'm having fun on this app 😂
Good morning fellow social media users
July 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Good morning fellow social media users