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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but the Hawks are 6-2 this season without Young.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm not jumping to any conclusions here, but the Hawks are 6-2 this season without Young.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
[This includes the game he got hurt as he left in Q1]
In that stretch they've beaten the Magic, Lakers, and Clippers.
I just farted in the car and it was such a tremendous blast that my wife was already complaining about the stench before the noise had even subsided.
#RollingThunder
#RollingThunder
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just farted in the car and it was such a tremendous blast that my wife was already complaining about the stench before the noise had even subsided.
#RollingThunder
#RollingThunder
We are sorry. We fired the bad man. Can we please have our superstar athlete back, please?
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We are sorry. We fired the bad man. Can we please have our superstar athlete back, please?
Dom Dolla, Tove Lo - CAVE (Official Video)
YouTube video by DomDollaVEVO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'd never heard of the word "squelching" until it became one of the most common words that show up in the closed captions of Netflix movies
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'd never heard of the word "squelching" until it became one of the most common words that show up in the closed captions of Netflix movies
HR: Can you explain this gap in your resume? You were working as a mall cop till 2025, then there's nothing until now.
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
HR: Can you explain this gap in your resume? You were working as a mall cop till 2025, then there's nothing until now.
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
Applicant: Stress leave.
HR: Wait. Were you working for ICE?
A: No! I was in jail! I ate a baby!
HR: Sorry, we don't hire fascists.
A: Are you Haitian or something?
Dan Quinn needs to answer some questions about his choice to send Jayden Daniels out in that situation. It's not like he wasn't already battling injuries
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dan Quinn needs to answer some questions about his choice to send Jayden Daniels out in that situation. It's not like he wasn't already battling injuries
OMG Jayden Daniels having that happen in the 4th quarter of a blowout
Don't look at the replay
Don't look at the replay
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OMG Jayden Daniels having that happen in the 4th quarter of a blowout
Don't look at the replay
Don't look at the replay
Always nice being in Canada, where I have to pay DAZN to get the NFL package that I have already paid DAZN for back at home.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Always nice being in Canada, where I have to pay DAZN to get the NFL package that I have already paid DAZN for back at home.
I'm just going to come out and say it... I don't care for Yamamoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'm just going to come out and say it... I don't care for Yamamoto
Lol could you imagine if this goes 18 innings #baseballsky
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Lol could you imagine if this goes 18 innings #baseballsky
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If the Jays win on Friday, Canada will go nuts. There will be incidents.
"Hello 911? Send help! Frankenstein, a ghost, and what looked like a sexy cat just flipped my car!"
"Hello 911? Send help! Frankenstein, a ghost, and what looked like a sexy cat just flipped my car!"
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If the Jays win on Friday, Canada will go nuts. There will be incidents.
"Hello 911? Send help! Frankenstein, a ghost, and what looked like a sexy cat just flipped my car!"
"Hello 911? Send help! Frankenstein, a ghost, and what looked like a sexy cat just flipped my car!"
Pretty sure that Enrique Hernandez is really Zac Ephron #baseballsky
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Pretty sure that Enrique Hernandez is really Zac Ephron #baseballsky
Any word on whether those escaped diseased monkeys had monkeypox?
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Any word on whether those escaped diseased monkeys had monkeypox?
Also thinking this kinda shifts the narrative of the Dodgers stealing signs and away from Springer RIP
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also thinking this kinda shifts the narrative of the Dodgers stealing signs and away from Springer RIP
Because of the government shutdown, there is nobody available to enforce the regulation that a baseball game must, in fact, end
#baseballsky
#baseballsky
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Because of the government shutdown, there is nobody available to enforce the regulation that a baseball game must, in fact, end
#baseballsky
#baseballsky
Brendon Little is living the rare existence of someone who is good enough to be named to a World Series roster and yet also so unreliable that your manager chooses to keep you out of a 16 inning game when haven't pitched for over a week #baseballsky
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Brendon Little is living the rare existence of someone who is good enough to be named to a World Series roster and yet also so unreliable that your manager chooses to keep you out of a 16 inning game when haven't pitched for over a week #baseballsky
This game has been going on so long that I dashed to the can between innings and came back to see my TV had timed itself off #baseballsky
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This game has been going on so long that I dashed to the can between innings and came back to see my TV had timed itself off #baseballsky
Chotiner: So the bases were loaded with a full count and a washed Kershaw at the plate, why did you swing?
Nathan Lukes: I thought it would be over the plate.
Chotiner: Interesting. Why would you think that?
Nathan Lukes: I thought it would be over the plate.
Chotiner: Interesting. Why would you think that?
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Chotiner: So the bases were loaded with a full count and a washed Kershaw at the plate, why did you swing?
Nathan Lukes: I thought it would be over the plate.
Chotiner: Interesting. Why would you think that?
Nathan Lukes: I thought it would be over the plate.
Chotiner: Interesting. Why would you think that?
Thank God I ate too much for supper.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Thank God I ate too much for supper.
You know Mary Hart is going to use this exposure to launch a new line of extra-absobent and bottom-padded female undergarments
#baseballsky
#baseballsky
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You know Mary Hart is going to use this exposure to launch a new line of extra-absobent and bottom-padded female undergarments
#baseballsky
#baseballsky
At some point isn't the organist supposed to play them off the field? #baseballsky
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
At some point isn't the organist supposed to play them off the field? #baseballsky
Sheehan kinda looks like @normcharlatan.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sheehan kinda looks like @normcharlatan.bsky.social