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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
I should start a running thread of all the seemingly "impossible" accidents that happen in 🇧🇧
This is not AI
This is not AI
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I should start a running thread of all the seemingly "impossible" accidents that happen in 🇧🇧
This is not AI
This is not AI
Countless Holy Fuck's were uttered in the past 10 minutes
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Countless Holy Fuck's were uttered in the past 10 minutes
Future NFL trivia question:
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Future NFL trivia question:
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
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some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
My daughter, glancing up as she's cooking her sixth grilled cheese sandwich of 2026, "Dad, it's been a great week for grilled cheese sandwiches."
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My daughter, glancing up as she's cooking her sixth grilled cheese sandwich of 2026, "Dad, it's been a great week for grilled cheese sandwiches."
No worries, folks.
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
No worries, folks.
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
Tired: Wars causing predictable market fluctuations
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
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January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Tired: Wars causing predictable market fluctuations
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Found a package of toilet paper in a closet that we rarely use. I'm realizing now that it's a stashed away relic from The Great TP Shortage of April 2020.
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Found a package of toilet paper in a closet that we rarely use. I'm realizing now that it's a stashed away relic from The Great TP Shortage of April 2020.
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
So you pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps?
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So you pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps?
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
I'm not feeling great. Kinda bloated. Thirsty. The roof of my mouth is sore like it's had some sort of chemical burn.
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm not feeling great. Kinda bloated. Thirsty. The roof of my mouth is sore like it's had some sort of chemical burn.
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
Just saying that if you have 10,000 files that have each already been shredded into 100 strips, you have 1 million documents
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just saying that if you have 10,000 files that have each already been shredded into 100 strips, you have 1 million documents
My dab pen is leaking but it still works. I need a cigar tube or something
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My dab pen is leaking but it still works. I need a cigar tube or something
Folks, just a reminder that egg nog and rum combine very nicely in a Ninja Slushi
Season's Greetings
Season's Greetings
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Folks, just a reminder that egg nog and rum combine very nicely in a Ninja Slushi
Season's Greetings
Season's Greetings
The #Raiders are always good for one inexplicable upset each season that serves nothing other than to harm their draft position.
Today's game is a perfect setup as the #Eagles are prolly thinking it's an easy chance to get back in stride
Only 2 outcomes here. Either a Raiders win or Eagles by 30
Today's game is a perfect setup as the #Eagles are prolly thinking it's an easy chance to get back in stride
Only 2 outcomes here. Either a Raiders win or Eagles by 30
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Somewhere along the way My Favourite Things became a Christmas song, and while I hate that song I do respect the hustle
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Somewhere along the way My Favourite Things became a Christmas song, and while I hate that song I do respect the hustle
My Uber driver literally watching YouTube gaming vids while he driving
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My Uber driver literally watching YouTube gaming vids while he driving
Someday we will get true Generative AI and we will ask it how to save the climate. It will answer, "Turn me off"
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Someday we will get true Generative AI and we will ask it how to save the climate. It will answer, "Turn me off"
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/t...
And he'll be released tomorrow immediately after his lawyer meets with Jared Kushner
And he'll be released tomorrow immediately after his lawyer meets with Jared Kushner
Crypto Entrepreneur Who Caused 2022 Crash Is Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/11/t...
And he'll be released tomorrow immediately after his lawyer meets with Jared Kushner
And he'll be released tomorrow immediately after his lawyer meets with Jared Kushner
I just bought a small UPS today and, in this, the Year of our Lord 2025, it came with an installation CD
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I just bought a small UPS today and, in this, the Year of our Lord 2025, it came with an installation CD
If the test for a player's value is how his team plays with him versus without him, then this season's NBA MVP is... RJ Barrett?
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If the test for a player's value is how his team plays with him versus without him, then this season's NBA MVP is... RJ Barrett?
Good to see Red Panda is back healthy and performing
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Good to see Red Panda is back healthy and performing
Always find it interesting how most (not all!) of the NBA half-time circus act performers are kinda shlubby.
Like, if you ran into them in public there's no way you'd think they had insane upper-body strength
Like, if you ran into them in public there's no way you'd think they had insane upper-body strength
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Always find it interesting how most (not all!) of the NBA half-time circus act performers are kinda shlubby.
Like, if you ran into them in public there's no way you'd think they had insane upper-body strength
Like, if you ran into them in public there's no way you'd think they had insane upper-body strength
They've obviously had bad games before but this seems like the spiritual depantsing of the Chiefs
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
They've obviously had bad games before but this seems like the spiritual depantsing of the Chiefs
I'm not sure Kelce should be taking heat for that INT. That pass was well behind him.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm not sure Kelce should be taking heat for that INT. That pass was well behind him.