Owned the Ouya.

Me and the kids enjoyed the psychotic No Brakes Valet game. That is all

Exodus ends with Moses blowing up Mount Sinai

I once had Tatum Bell go for negative yards in the 2nd half of MNF to lose the week by half a point.

He's out cornin'

Well done with the jinx!

These statements should include the words, "... and I support primarying any Democrats that votes for this deal and will lend my support to their primary opponents"

Ah yes.

Last year I found out at the airport that the code share had upgraded me.

Awesome, right?

Until I realized that they considered a middle seat in a "preferred" section to be an upgrade over the window seat with leg room that I specifically chose and paid for.

For the last couple of decades, special teams has been the only part of the Raiders that has been consistently good. I guess we've lost that now too

She needs to be careful. Charlie used to do that and it caused his head to enlarge to gargantuan proportions

Zitron's head is about to explode

I just got Everybody Wants to Rule the World! It's perfect

Long enough to see the unintended consequences of your actions and say, "Eh, well I'm dying so not my problem."

Was just discussing how Cheney would be viewed as a moderate now because he didn't finish the job and then blame his friend for blocking his shot

"That's Incredible!" host Fran Tarkenton

First of all I think it's amazing that Dua Lipa is actually her real name, because it sounds like a great stage name.

Secondly, that dude is really wearing that outfit

But what if she loves that nickname?

I've seen it at both Superstore and Sobeys, but I don't think they call it mirepoix. I think they just list the ingredients in the name