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Onana playing nicely; Elliot and Sancho overhitting a bit too much. Good test of the standin weakened midfield options. #avfc
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Sunset, sunrise, death and taxes, cats hate dogs, Lucas Dinge and Ian Maatsen can only be substituted for each other, Villa can’t win at St James Park... When rules this fundamental are broken who knows what will happen to us all? The future is strange #avfc #utv
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I personally love what Oli brings to the team but he is having a mare at the start of the 2nd half #avfc
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
That is making me feel a bit sick; but credit the away fans for singing Jacob Ramsey he’s one our own. #avfc
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
2 Emi Martinez wondersaves! We’re playing well but so easily could have been behind them! #avfc (clearly he watched Bizot midweek)
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why did Newcastle stand of us so much before rhe goal? They were all over us in the first 15! #avfc
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
#Avfc women are behind but were looking good for a quick equaliser- right up until ManU just ripped us open for the 3rd
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 PM
We’re back to hanging on but a full minute of celebrating an offside goal is hilarious. #avfc
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
#utv #avfc I am enjoying watching us tonight; speed of play in the final third has been great. Famous last words probably…
January 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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My interview with Elon Musk
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.

1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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Think I can say this now
#AVFC
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
#AVFC I'm obviously as happy as we all are; but most importantly the table is now in alphabetical order (a bit) - we're in 2nd and Wolves are last. What days to be a Villan! #UTV
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Well, we're obviously just playing this one quickly with the benny hill music playing - sadly fallen apart after their first goal. However ... thank you to Emery and the team for the most incredible run of 11 straight wins. Fantastic period to be a Villian! #AVFC #UTV
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
#avfc when Arsenal get frustrated god almighty do they start fouling! Come on Villa! #UTV
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#avfc I appreciate this is a novel idea; but in future away matches can we just kick off already 1-0 down? The opponents will have the same false sense of security and well play better reducing all fans stress! Win-win-win #utv
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Arsenal can have their Invincibles. We'll take our Unsustainables #AVFC #UTV
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Right noone say shit for 2.5 minutes #avfc #utv!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
#avfc this one looks like a lot will happen. I’m almost annoyed manu haven’t scored as then I’d be comfortable we’d win. Odd being a Villian these days. #utv!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Matty Cash!!! So far this performance is everything I love watching in Villa - come on! #UTV! #AVFC Cash for player of the season?
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Great result but given Malen had no idea about Tielemans’ shot how annoyed is Oli that it wasn’t him? Great game #AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The 1897 Group and Military Lions have joined forces to create a stunning Remembrance Sunday display for Aston Villa's match vs Bournemouth.

It's 100% fan-funded, and to make it happen, they need support from Villa fans to reach their target before the deadline on Wednesday.

#AVFC
Aston Villa groups collaborate to create stunning Remembrance Sunday display
The 1897 Group and Military Lions are raising money for a stunning Remembrance Sunday display at Villa Park
www.birminghammail.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Rogers touches are always just to heavy now? I don’t remember that much from his game before but now it seems to happen a lot. #avfc #utv
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Tottenham playing great; Villa on resurgence and starting to look amazing so obviously Sky are showing me Amorim explaining for the 10,000th time about his bloody system and whether Liverpool are amazing or just great? #avfc #onlyskysixmatter
October 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM