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bonki.bsky.social
Naru
@bonki.bsky.social
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Artist? I think so.
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adamcerious.bsky.social
man: humpty dumpty fell off the wall

king: who?

man: the big egg guy

king: the what

man: we need all your horses and men to put him back together

king: uh ok *turns and whispers to advisor* what the fuck is going on
July 17, 2023 at 11:05 PM
bonki.bsky.social
Ja toma
August 2, 2023 at 9:59 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia

clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?

me: is... is that still necessary
August 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
bonki.bsky.social
I guess I have no Twitter mutuals
bonki.bsky.social Naru @bonki.bsky.social · Jul 4
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 25, 2023 at 4:12 PM
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sunart.bsky.social
July 25, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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sunart.bsky.social
Pq tem tanto post de gente pelada essas hora da tarde 😭😭
July 25, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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sunart.bsky.social
Não gostei, entrei aqui tem umas 2 horas e não tenho 300 seguidores ainda, vou denunciar o app
July 25, 2023 at 4:09 PM
bonki.bsky.social
Eu amo.
drewtoothpaste.bsky.social drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Jul 21
"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?
July 21, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?
July 21, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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handle.invalid
Rufus the pig in the kitchen. he has knocked over a stool and flipped a box of Samuel Adams Cold Snap beers upside down. Bottles are everywhere.
July 21, 2023 at 9:05 PM
bonki.bsky.social
Levei uma pica no pé
July 16, 2023 at 2:29 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Digo com todo o respeito que não entendo a lógica do relacionamento aberto… é medo de comprometimento? Ou oque?
July 16, 2023 at 2:27 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Leiloar convite do BlueSky no Twitter kkkkkkkkjkkkkjkkkkjjk
July 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Serasi vou encontrar um brasileiro nesse app
July 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Difícil admitir mas a verdade é que eu sou a maior boiola pelos meus professores de música, mesmo se o erro for deles eu passo pano
July 16, 2023 at 2:23 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Não é possível que só eu fico esperando o rei morrer na propaganda do candy crush pirata
July 16, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
alphabet: hi

me: :)

alphabet: jk

me: :(
July 12, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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catswithjobs.bsky.social
Orange Vendor
July 11, 2023 at 9:02 AM
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andraste.fuckbgp.com
our choices shape us. make good ones
phantom menace poster, with Anakin walking, and his shadow as Vader. Anakin is labeled "watching o brother where art thou as a child" and vader is labeled "never trusting a hogwallup" "being a dapper Dan man" " hopping trains" "perfect taste in music" "running from the cops"
July 10, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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bethbourdon.bsky.social
the 4 twitters
pic of 4 people dressed differently for an event. twitter is a male in a classic suit, bluesky is a woman in a chic suit, threads is a kid who looks dressed for high school and mastodon looks dressed to go wash the car.
July 6, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Executioner: Any last words?
Me: Sparn
Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean
Me:
Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT
July 4, 2023 at 6:10 AM
bonki.bsky.social
Is Bluesky a way to redeem myself from all the evil I’ve done in Twitter?
July 5, 2023 at 2:35 AM
bonki.bsky.social
I feel like I’m gonna freeze any second soon…
July 5, 2023 at 2:34 AM