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bonka✌️
@bonkapaz.bsky.social
oh snap! she/her
short & queer mom that's into stationery, steno, and now apparently succulents
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September 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I was feeling blue, and my best friend brought me chili elote lollipops. It was then I realized they're actually strawberry flavored, and have always been strawberry and WHAT ELSE IS A LIE

WHAT ELSE
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I finally own a Dymo labelwriter 450 twin turbo and I can't contain myself with all my silly sticker ideas
August 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting
August 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
you know when you rub your eye and you go into the eye dimension
August 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
there was a golden barrel cactus for $5 at HEB, and I didn't buy it because my hands were already full from other succulents

it's been a week, and i'm still wondering if it's still there
June 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
my domino cactus had four lovely blooms!
June 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman
4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
June 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
what kids are like:

YOU CANT GET ME IN THE BATH

I'M NEVER GETTING OUT

🔁
June 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot
April 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I saw a spider and it looked way too close to a black widow, so I sprayed it with raid for like, 3 minutes.
April 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Focus on what you want to create. Feel the fear, and do it anyway.
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I'm so obsessed with this goddamn cookie
March 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
is anyone else watching Severance? let's talk theories, I'll go first

everyone is a goat
March 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
what if you ordered mcnuggets and for the sauce you told them coffee creamer
February 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
are you also obsessed with Finch?

ok but can you be?

It's cutie tootie and it sooper helped manage moods & tasks

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app.befinch.com/invite_v4/NAws 🦙
February 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
fed my kids powdered sugar donut holes, dropped them off at school looking like that one Dave Chappelle meme
February 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
you know what DOES have your back? weird plants 🪴

@partlysunnypro.bsky.social is my succ dealer dream-come-true-er
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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If you live in Texas, specifically Houston, and have a trans healthcare appointment cancelled due to a recent executive order, please DM me.
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Word of the day….
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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who's gonna call
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
instead of doom scrolling, just get into succulents
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
hauling in all my plants indoors, murmuring to myself that I should to start Oprah'ing succulents to everyone I know.
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM