ZeeKay
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ZeeKay
@zeekay.bsky.social
Quotes spoken in our house
how do you go bankrupt in Monopoly junior??
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by ZeeKay
if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
4yo "Fight Club! Fight Club!"
Mom "WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB"
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
4yo, watching a video on iPad, turns to me, "What's a CeeDee?"
💿💀
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"daaad. I broke Ken." *Comes out holding his head*
September 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
4yo: Mom, you need to take a 5 because this is not working out.
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Did you know, that people born in the year 2000, have debt!?
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
4yo: Stop it brain!
Me: what's your brain doing?
4yo: not amazing things!
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"I no longer care! Lick the foam if you want to!"
July 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me to 3yo: "We don't color on the chair, color the ebola virus instead"
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
4yo: I'ma a cupcake head and my jammies are my frosting!

My head is the cherry!

IM PINK
July 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
3yo:
June 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What kinda fruit do you want?
4yo: CHIPS
June 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman
4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
June 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
4yo: It has a fence!
June 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
4yo: It tastes just like Bluey
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
4yo: ITS TIME TO DIE!
June 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
4yo to me: Maybe, when you get a little older, you can go somewhere else!
May 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Give me your skin
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I want to kiss you!
No you're sticky
May 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm not *crazy*. I'm a *Princess*.
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You think she wants to be an X-Men for Christmas?
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You know what time it is @coestar.live when visiting @conedodger.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Time to get skinned!
Let's get to boopin
April 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
4yo: I want to watch Frank
Frank?
4: yeah that one Frank!
*Looks*
You mean Shrek?
April 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM