Breelzebub
@bonedaddy69.bsky.social
She's the prettiest girl at the party, and she can prove it with a solid right hook
And now I'm blonde 🤷♀️
July 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
And now I'm blonde 🤷♀️
Hi I have some hair now
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hi I have some hair now
Eating a protein bar so I can hit 69g of protein today 😎
April 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Eating a protein bar so I can hit 69g of protein today 😎
Why am I talking to a MAN on the PHONE someone shoot me
March 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Why am I talking to a MAN on the PHONE someone shoot me
If a man ever wants to slide back into my life with 100% success rate all he'd have to say is "the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you." Lmao
March 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If a man ever wants to slide back into my life with 100% success rate all he'd have to say is "the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you." Lmao
I thought I wanted a sweet himbo, but I get mad when men use the wrong your/you're so it's not working out
March 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I thought I wanted a sweet himbo, but I get mad when men use the wrong your/you're so it's not working out
Oh my god I've BECOME the fuckboy 😩
March 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Oh my god I've BECOME the fuckboy 😩
Turns out if you add people on Instagram just bc you think they're hot you might get to make out with them
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Turns out if you add people on Instagram just bc you think they're hot you might get to make out with them
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it’s gonna be so cool and cyberpunk when we have the decades-old rusting mad-max car aesthetic of Cuba but without the universal healthcare or vaccination programs of Cuba
We expected them to suddenly understand the economy from repeated warnings from automakers and Wall Street this week? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
March 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it’s gonna be so cool and cyberpunk when we have the decades-old rusting mad-max car aesthetic of Cuba but without the universal healthcare or vaccination programs of Cuba
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imo i will find love at the mental illness labor camp
February 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
imo i will find love at the mental illness labor camp
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Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.
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Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
What I’m saying is we can go harder.
Cancelled a date with a dude because I didn't like the way he texted🫠 I'm gonna be alone forever
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Cancelled a date with a dude because I didn't like the way he texted🫠 I'm gonna be alone forever
Not the last guy who ghosted me being at the end of my row at this show and refusing to make eye contact with me
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Not the last guy who ghosted me being at the end of my row at this show and refusing to make eye contact with me
Should I stay bald and be Nosferatu for Halloween?
February 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Should I stay bald and be Nosferatu for Halloween?
I love being stoned
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I love being stoned
Saying yes chef in bed>saying yes daddy
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Saying yes chef in bed>saying yes daddy
Just saw a comment that said "alcohol makes me neurotypical, weed makes me low functioning neurodivergent" and nothing has ever been more relatable
February 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just saw a comment that said "alcohol makes me neurotypical, weed makes me low functioning neurodivergent" and nothing has ever been more relatable
@debbiedayglo.bsky.social was playing "where's baldo" when looking for me at this show
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@debbiedayglo.bsky.social was playing "where's baldo" when looking for me at this show
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‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
Sent in anon.
Sent in anon.
February 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
Sent in anon.
Sent in anon.
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mcu = my chemical universe
February 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
mcu = my chemical universe
Just closed 1637 tabs on my phone, I deserve a medal for being so brave.
February 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just closed 1637 tabs on my phone, I deserve a medal for being so brave.
In the 80s/early 90s VHS were $60, then they were $1 for 20 years, and now they're $60 again 🥲
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
In the 80s/early 90s VHS were $60, then they were $1 for 20 years, and now they're $60 again 🥲