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Hypothetically if bones were money and I were a bone cashier who took your bone money and gave you back crushed bone change, we would be in the bone zone
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really impressively bad. i'll never participate in any event, festival, or conference that includes this sort of thing. 🤮
August 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
really impressively bad. i'll never participate in any event, festival, or conference that includes this sort of thing. 🤮
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Yeah, that's right... an MIT study shows 95 percent of generative AI products fail to provide any real value. No shit. Sloppers live in vain. Stop the slop.
August 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Yeah, that's right... an MIT study shows 95 percent of generative AI products fail to provide any real value. No shit. Sloppers live in vain. Stop the slop.
Levalbuterol ☺️
Albuterol 🤬
Albuterol 🤬
July 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Levalbuterol ☺️
Albuterol 🤬
Albuterol 🤬
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Saw a goat on a leash at work today. I thought I was actually going crazy
June 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Saw a goat on a leash at work today. I thought I was actually going crazy
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Why did that cheesy ass Minecraft poem make me cry?
May 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why did that cheesy ass Minecraft poem make me cry?
I GRADUATED BITCHES
May 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I GRADUATED BITCHES
The star quarterback from my university got drafted to the Las Vegas Raiders, so now I have decided to give a shit about the NFL and only for the Raiders (even though I kinda hate the team's branding)
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The star quarterback from my university got drafted to the Las Vegas Raiders, so now I have decided to give a shit about the NFL and only for the Raiders (even though I kinda hate the team's branding)
An American Pope? An AMERICAN Pope? AN AMERICAN POPE?????? IN THIS ECONOMY?
May 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
An American Pope? An AMERICAN Pope? AN AMERICAN POPE?????? IN THIS ECONOMY?
Sometimes I think that existing is lame. Then I remember that I get to listen to daft punk, so that makes up for it.
May 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sometimes I think that existing is lame. Then I remember that I get to listen to daft punk, so that makes up for it.
I met a random older gentleman out fishing today. Talking to him gave me hope for a better future. It seemed like he already traveled the path I've only just begun.
April 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I met a random older gentleman out fishing today. Talking to him gave me hope for a better future. It seemed like he already traveled the path I've only just begun.
I have 3 weeks left until I graduate, and the senioritis is so bad I'm having to bust out the coconut mall 10 hour loop to get anything done
April 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have 3 weeks left until I graduate, and the senioritis is so bad I'm having to bust out the coconut mall 10 hour loop to get anything done
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of my tiktok followers made this
I'm so close to graduation and so unmotivated I've had to break out the Coconut Mall 10 hour loop to study. I'm so ready to be done
April 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm so close to graduation and so unmotivated I've had to break out the Coconut Mall 10 hour loop to study. I'm so ready to be done
Whenever I'm on campus and I see a somewhat large group of people there's a good shot it's either an exceptionally large group of hackysack players, or a small protest
April 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Whenever I'm on campus and I see a somewhat large group of people there's a good shot it's either an exceptionally large group of hackysack players, or a small protest
Thinking about Hugh Laurie rn
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thinking about Hugh Laurie rn
Hear the words of O-Lir, last sentinel of the Fortress temple. May they serve you well.
April 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hear the words of O-Lir, last sentinel of the Fortress temple. May they serve you well.
METROID PRIME 4 GOT RID OF THE BUTT CRACK LETS GO!!!!
March 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
METROID PRIME 4 GOT RID OF THE BUTT CRACK LETS GO!!!!
I learned how to bake bread. I just had the most incredible loaf of my life
March 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I learned how to bake bread. I just had the most incredible loaf of my life
I would like to once again apologize for ruining Obama's March Madness bracket
March 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would like to once again apologize for ruining Obama's March Madness bracket
Stumbled across an Ohio State University Marching band rehearsal today and I was fanigirling so hard
March 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Stumbled across an Ohio State University Marching band rehearsal today and I was fanigirling so hard
GAY RIGHTS
Tomorrow, my bill repealing the ban on same sex marriage will be heard in House Judiciary at 8am.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.
March 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
GAY RIGHTS
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Tomorrow, my bill repealing the ban on same sex marriage will be heard in House Judiciary at 8am.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.
March 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Tomorrow, my bill repealing the ban on same sex marriage will be heard in House Judiciary at 8am.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.
The ban on same sex marriage has remained in our state constitution since the early 2000s, despite being deemed unconstitutional for the last decade. It's time to remove it.