Just Another Username
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Just Another Username
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“Do you know what platitude means?”
“A platypus’s attitude?”

#smartalec
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down.
www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
www.dexerto.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lately, I find myself drawn to birds. I could watch them for hours and forget the world.
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET: A step-by-step guide.

1. Stop giving a crap about folding fitted sheets. No one cares.
2. Roll it into a ball and throw it in the wardrobe.

Follow me for more life hacks.
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Being in a car with people who have road rage.
a woman speaking into a microphone with the words eject me from this suffering
ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words eject me from this suffering
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Groan.
October 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My kid woke up in the morning, and decided to cuddle before he was fully awake. He rested his head on my belly, and casually said,
“I hear your stomach making poop.”

#morningroast
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Tried padel today and can now confidently say I suck at it. 😂
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I've unlocked a new life mission: figure out how to perfect the actual black forest cake! No one seems to be doing it right!
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Been a while since I posted #astrophotography: here's the Heart Nebula, one of my favorite parts of the night sky (I say that about a lot of the sky though)

60x180s exposures (3 hours) with a Ha/Hb/OIII narrowband filter, from Bortle-5 upstate New York.

On AstroBin: app.astrobin.com/i/lll3xa?r=B
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So overwhelmed I’m on autopilot. Doing everything I need to but the mind is blank, feelings foggy. Just me and my to-do list.
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Things you should never do to introverts:

1. Show up to our homes unexpectedly.
2. Interrupt our recharge time.
3. Invite people to the outing without telling us.
4. Call us right after we texted you.
5. Ask us “why are you so quiet?”
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Nooooooooooooo 💔

That sound you hear is the hearts of millions of women of a certain age shattering. What a beautiful man he was.
#RobertRedford

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/se...
Robert Redford, giant of American cinema, dies aged 89
Redford achieved huge critical and commercial success in the 60s and 70s with a string of hits including Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Way We Were and The Sting, before becoming an Oscar-win...
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The last row was based on what was remaining.

Connections
Puzzle #829
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September 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Showed these jokers of mine the Charlie bit my finger video because they’d never seen it and now they’re trying to enact the whole thing.

With MY fingers 😒
September 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
High-flying jokers!

#kites #photography #distractions
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Ah the joy of missing out! #bliss
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze

#alphabetchallenge #WeekKforKarakoe
#BlueSkyMonday #MountainMonday #EastCoastKin
#photography 📷
September 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Listening to the songs of the swaying bamboo.

#nature #photography
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This!
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed.

I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.
September 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wasn’t too bad today!

Connections
Puzzle #816
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September 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Runs in foreign places..

#photography #city #parks #running
September 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Introverts find joy in the simplest moments. Curling up with a good book, savoring a cup of tea, enjoying the quiet, daydreaming by the window, and peaceful walks. These little things bring peace and fulfillment. It's the beauty in the ordinary that truly matters.
September 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Silent Nights

At last I’m blessed with quiet time
To sort loud unapologetic thoughts
But I’m afraid to confront my mind
To discover the logic that it holds.

#poetry #meditation
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Watched Phantom Thread and I’m not entirely sure I understood the plot…
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM