Aaron Bolner
bolnerap.bsky.social
Aaron Bolner
@bolnerap.bsky.social
I play too many tabletop games. Busy raising a small human who just keeps getting bigger.
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“Listen up, Eeyore. The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go." - A.A. Milne, "The House at Pooh Corner", 1928.
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Happy anniversary to the Phantasy Star series! ⭐
I just wanted to redraw that title screen.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me: “I listened to a podcast today about Sprawlopolis [a card game I like], and it had listener testimonials. One said, you might know me from the BoardGameGeek thread in 2020, when I played through all 816 combinations of goals.”

Wife: “Homer Simpson, backing into the bushes.”

I’ve been Darmok’d.
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Shiren the Wanderer: The Tower of Fortune and the Dice of Fate #rollcredits Played on Steam Deck. My playtime was 2 hours of blitzing story, hitting a brick wall, 18 hours of learning how to play the game and work the system, then 2 more hours of blitzing story. Level up jingle drove my wife nuts.
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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At the bookmobile, where there’s a “would you rather” poll on the whiteboard.

Kid: “would you rather be Santa or an elf?”

Me: “would I rather do all the behind-the-scenes work and not get the credit?”
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Spotify starts tracking for Wrapped on Jan 01. Which means that right now, we are effectively in a Spotify version of The Purge: you can listen to whatever you like, as much as you like, and it won't show up on your public metrics next year.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Cannot believe the good fortune I had last week. Came into the weekend thinking, nope, not going to look for deals on board games or video games, I got the price I wanted on Zelda Echoes of Wisdom and that’s enough.

Then a copy of Glory to Rome ended up on eBay for 25 US dollars.
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
…an astonishingly high percentage of the problems I have in the world would be solved if people were more apt to admit when they messed up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“This means that when the Weeble is wobbled, as in position B…”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Super Mario Galaxy (replay from about 6 years ago) #rollcredits. It’s still a great game. Glad it’s back out there. All-timer of a soundtrack. Joy-Con 2 controls, detached from the system, were solid. Wish fire levels worked differently / were less punitive, but that’s a 3D Mario problem in general.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Playing Mario Galaxy on Switch 2 and having a lovely time for the most part. Still don’t like 3D Mario fire levels, still don’t like the slippy blue grabby stars, but overall, good stuff. And the OST is wonderful.

Except for *this* aural abomination. What *is* this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqnq...
Super Mario Galaxy - Fire Mario and Ice Mario
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November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I finished a book and I have Thoughts
#49: Queen Esther. This is being sold as a return to the world of “The Cider House Rules” - and indeed, that’s why I’m reading my first Irving since Last Night in Twisted River. This sales pitch, however, is a cynical attempt to sell more books.
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Name one other games writer who would remember and acknowledge the existence of Castlevania Puzzle: Encore of the Night. I’ll wait. 👑
Hey! Happy Halloween! A few years ago I ranked every single Castlevania game as a Patreon article, and I’m making it free to read for 24 hours to celebrate the holiday. It’s missing a couple games now, but I’ll be updating it soon. Subscribe for more writings!

www.patreon.com/posts/737080...
Ranking All of the Castlevania Games: A Halloween Special | Shaun Musgrave
Get more from Shaun Musgrave on Patreon
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October 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles #rollcredits. I played it as we did in the old days, a single-class party with only its own abilities. Mystics served me well with only three speed bumps, one of which was entirely due to guest AI.

I have a lot of thoughts, but I need to collect them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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THIS GAME IS COMPLETE

Genuinely can’t remember the last time I put this much time into a game that wasn’t Animal Crossing or a casual puzzle game. This game is still REALLY good. I thought maybe I was elevating it unfairly based on nostalgia but no, this is still in my very top handful of games.
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I've played well over 100 hours of Final Fantasy Tactics in my life (I know, rookie numbers) and this is the first time I've run into a roaming gang of earth monks!

It devolved into Ramza taking them out individually with double punches while my healer kept the two dying people alive enough.
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Okay, I reviewed the Street Fighter burgers from McDonald’s Japan. Please have a read and justify the gastronomical damage I incurred!

postgamecontent.com/post/7984416...
A Super Combo? Trying the Street Fighter II "Street Burgers" from McDonald's Japan
Following on from the Neon Genesis Evangelion collaboration earlier this year, McDonald's Japan's latest pop culture tie-in is with Capcom's Street Fighter. Once again there were some fun commercials,...
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October 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There’s definitely been a readjustment of some of the raw numbers in FFT Ivalice Chronicles. Doing a run I’ve done multiple times between original and WOTL - all Mystics with only Mystic abilities/equipment - I started hitting speed bumps in mid to late chapter 3 that weren’t there before.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It was a @saltandpeppergames.bsky.social kind of day. Listened to the latest Beyond Solitaire (good interview!), then played Onoda at lunch, alongside an older coworker who expressed interest in learning it. Talking through the game with a fresh set of eyes gave me new ideas for how to approach it.
Additionally, Salt & Pepper Games, a Spanish studio, has produced several interesting-looking solo games, so I’m giving them a shot. I didn’t see any copies of their outer space solo game by a Japanese designer, but I’ll start with Onoda and Conservas and see how those go.
October 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Take it from us -- an organization that closely studies all the horrific ways people can die from common household items -- have the jelly donut.
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
…I thought about this for a while, but it’s almost certainly Mega Man X7.
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Had a Final Fantasy Tactics thought this morning that is really sharp, I think, and indicates to me why FFT hits in a way that FF5 has never hit, for me.

In FFT, the majority of your opponents are doing things you can also do. This means that you can be inspired by the enemy builds.
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Absolute nonsense, it took me a couple minutes to process what happened
The Brewers just pulled off the most chaotic double play you'll ever see
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
> In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Plasma went out again.”
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s not every decade your favorite video game gets rereleased. Welcome back, old friend.
October 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM