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November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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“But you can bounce lasers off of mirrors the Apollo astronauts put on the moon yourself!”

I mean; ok, pretty good, but have you tried, “Yeah, the government /did/ lie about the moon landings…for example, every time an Apollo astronaut said ‘sunofabitch’ the official transcripts read ‘garbled’.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
N_zis literally had tests like this. Exacting measurements of what the "perfect face" was ,,,, #ihateithere
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Feeling and interpreting the size of Walt's *sshole is a real thing.
My aunt and uncle had a book on phrenology they’d bought as a “can you fucking believe this exists?” joke and they got rid of it because, my uncle said, “it stopped being a joke to too many people”
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Apple’s App of the Day is our app for using apps less! A small win in an admittedly losing battle, but I’ll still celebrate it!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:

(Published 2019)
Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free
Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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shout out chicago.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Six months after ICE apprehended 47 people, including nine kids, in Hays County, Tex., County Judge Ruben Becerra says DHS has ignored his attempts to get answers:

“We’re not told why they took them, and we’re not told where they took them. By definition, that’s a kidnapping.”
How Trump is Building a Violent, Shadowy Federal Police Force
Trump’s DHS appointees have dismantled civil rights guardrails, protected agents’ anonymity and encouraged them to wear masks, threatened groups that stood in their way, and overwhelmed legal challeng...
www.propublica.org
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
October 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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What politician wants this: “Meals on Wheels x 100 with young people paid to cook and deliver meals.”
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM