designator, corn dog getter
boatxfeet.bsky.social
designator, corn dog getter
@boatxfeet.bsky.social
yelling into the void on occasion
Technology in 2025 be like what if we changed something random every couple months and made it....worse?
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
AI support on every website is my 13th reason
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Idk man I feel like it's wild to give out food for furloughed employees and requiring government ID knowing that all SNAP recipients are going to be hungry in 2 days. But what do I know
October 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Monthly yell at cloud time:

The church of christ's ability to never see the forest for the trees is almost impressive. Kids are definitely not leaving the most legalistic, archaic, right wing *denomination* of Christianity because church is "fun" somewhere else. Bestie you're scaring the hoes!
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I am at my whiniest when I want to watch a movie from the last half century and NONE of the ever varying slimy streaming OR online rental services will let me
June 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
New bit idea: slam band that doesn't mention weed once
June 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Publix Southern style potato salad 👍
May 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Choking out Pat McAfee is a face turn in my book, brother.
April 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Well that was the least "mania" Mania we've had in a long time
April 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Everywhere that sells tapes has the Jesus movie and everywhere that sells CDs has Josh Groban. Thems the rules, apparently.
April 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
40 year old thinkpiece defending Brand New
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes you watch a band and just go..... "Oh yeah I remember this"
March 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you don't attend shows and then add every band member in town on Facebook, I do not trust you 👍
March 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's weird to live in a timeframe where "hardcore" has enough dumbass rednecks coming around that it turned into its own separate scene
March 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I'm here to say it: Anora was FINE
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Mikey Madison was great too but Demi Moore losing to a woman in her 20s is very on the nose
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Please god get Bryan Keith away from Jericho
January 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Deadbody and the Rizzler on the same PPV? Best AEW show in history.
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Killswitch Engage
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM