Brian Simpson
@bmsimp.bsky.social
Ardent supporter of #STLSoccer. @stlsoccertracker.com admin. Scout dad (one Eagle so far).
Bluesky is not X. Troll my comments and I'll block because I don't care about you. You're not entitled to my time.
https://beacons.ai/bmsimp
Bluesky is not X. Troll my comments and I'll block because I don't care about you. You're not entitled to my time.
https://beacons.ai/bmsimp
United States (2016 & 2020)
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
United States (2016 & 2020)
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Xande Silva and Hapoel Tel Aviv advance to the Israel State Cup Round of 16! #STLSoccer
📷: X/HapoelTelAvivFC
📷: X/HapoelTelAvivFC
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Xande Silva and Hapoel Tel Aviv advance to the Israel State Cup Round of 16! #STLSoccer
📷: X/HapoelTelAvivFC
📷: X/HapoelTelAvivFC
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Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Friday, December 26, 2025.
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Friday, December 26, 2025.
I would like to wish these folks the perfectly firm mattress and cool side of the pillow for the rest of their days
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I would like to wish these folks the perfectly firm mattress and cool side of the pillow for the rest of their days
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White folks on here…
What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.
What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.
December 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
White folks on here…
What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.
What are you doing with all the extra time you have now that you don’t have to apologize for being white anymore.
Maybe the day before Christmas wasn't the best day for your first personal trainer session. It hurts to lift my arms.
So, maybe that's actually good for the self-control?
So, maybe that's actually good for the self-control?
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Maybe the day before Christmas wasn't the best day for your first personal trainer session. It hurts to lift my arms.
So, maybe that's actually good for the self-control?
So, maybe that's actually good for the self-control?
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Just one match with connections to #STLSoccer for Thursday, December 25, 2025. #AllForCITY
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Just one match with connections to #STLSoccer for Thursday, December 25, 2025. #AllForCITY
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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BREAKING: After verbally agreeing to a deal & doing medical w/ Orlando City... Carlos Coronel & his camp have went radio silent on ORL with an offer from Brazil, per sources.
Looks like Coronel is off to Brazil despite agreeing with ORL & giving word.
ORL only wants players who want to be at club.
Looks like Coronel is off to Brazil despite agreeing with ORL & giving word.
ORL only wants players who want to be at club.
🇵🇾 BREAKING: Orlando City is finalizing a deal to sign Paraguay int'l goalkeeper Carlos Coronel, per sources.
Big addition for Orlando, getting one of the league's best GKs
📓 That and more:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Big addition for Orlando, getting one of the league's best GKs
📓 That and more:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
BREAKING: After verbally agreeing to a deal & doing medical w/ Orlando City... Carlos Coronel & his camp have went radio silent on ORL with an offer from Brazil, per sources.
Looks like Coronel is off to Brazil despite agreeing with ORL & giving word.
ORL only wants players who want to be at club.
Looks like Coronel is off to Brazil despite agreeing with ORL & giving word.
ORL only wants players who want to be at club.
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NWSL FO
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
NWSL FO
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This list is also aggressively lacks folks from outside the U.S., Europe and Australia. Where are the folks closely covering African and South American (and frankly non NWSL North American) football
The ESPN FC top 50 is here and we need to talk about the sudden conflict of interest the league has created with the high-impact player rule.
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This list is also aggressively lacks folks from outside the U.S., Europe and Australia. Where are the folks closely covering African and South American (and frankly non NWSL North American) football
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The ESPN FC top 50 is here and we need to talk about the sudden conflict of interest the league has created with the high-impact player rule.
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The ESPN FC top 50 is here and we need to talk about the sudden conflict of interest the league has created with the high-impact player rule.
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Santa Claus Files For Bankruptcy After Attempting To Fulfill The Ticket Wishes Of World Cup Fans
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
Santa Claus Files For Bankruptcy After Attempting To Fulfill The Ticket Wishes Of World Cup Fans — The Nutmeg News
NORTH POLE - Santa Claus, the kindly spirit of Christmas, has reportedly filed for bankruptcy after attempting to fulfill the wishes for tickets to World Cup 2026 from World Cup fans.
www.thenutmegnews.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Santa Claus Files For Bankruptcy After Attempting To Fulfill The Ticket Wishes Of World Cup Fans
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
Sigh, seeing the typo two hours later....
Ale Pfeiffer has left the KC Current to explore other playing opportunities. #STLSoccer
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sigh, seeing the typo two hours later....
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Rasmus Alm has signed for Swedish club Örgryte IS! oisfotboll.se/2025/12/24/r...
Rasmus Alm klar för ÖIS - ÖIS Fotboll
Rödblått fortsätter att stärka truppen inför den allsvenska återkomsten 2026. Senaste tillskottet är Rasmus Alm, som hämtas in från MLS-klubben St. Louis City SC. Många minns Rasmus från åren i IF…
oisfotboll.se
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Rasmus Alm has signed for Swedish club Örgryte IS! oisfotboll.se/2025/12/24/r...
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Ale Pfeiffer has left the KC Current to explore other playing opportunities. #STLSoccer
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ale Pfeiffer has left the KC Current to explore other playing opportunities. #STLSoccer
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I just realized that Sam M’Fin Kerr would not qualify for the HIP designation, and man you really have to try hard to make an arbitrary list of the best players in the world worthy of more money and not include her. #NWSL
equalizersoccer.com/2025/12/23/w...
equalizersoccer.com/2025/12/23/w...
Who exactly is eligible for HIP money?
The National Women’s Soccer League’s official announcement of its new “High Impact Player” rule included the criteria that will be used to determine which players will qualify for the new roster mecha...
equalizersoccer.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I just realized that Sam M’Fin Kerr would not qualify for the HIP designation, and man you really have to try hard to make an arbitrary list of the best players in the world worthy of more money and not include her. #NWSL
equalizersoccer.com/2025/12/23/w...
equalizersoccer.com/2025/12/23/w...
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hey can we not call it skin hunger
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hey can we not call it skin hunger
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.