Brandon Michael
@bmrslc.bsky.social
kaizen, constant progress.
broker, personal trainer, nutritionist
fitness, weightlifting, biking, travel, ev, hiking, books, photography, USAF vet
SLC, UT 📍 🏳️🌈
5’11, 175 lbs, 6-8% bodyfat
#strongertogether
broker, personal trainer, nutritionist
fitness, weightlifting, biking, travel, ev, hiking, books, photography, USAF vet
SLC, UT 📍 🏳️🌈
5’11, 175 lbs, 6-8% bodyfat
#strongertogether
“we live in hope”
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Dear friends: I was so grateful to be invited on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social last night to talk about my new book "Work in Progress," God, Jesus, Pope Leo XIV, Thomas Merton and what being a busboy taught me about life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAew...
"Eventually You Have To Be Your True Self" - Father James Martin On The Jobs That Helped Him Grow Up
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“we live in hope”
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when the boss says…
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
when the boss says…
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February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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FEEDBACK: Viewer accidentally tuned into our program instead of FOX31. An apology was issued.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Reposted by Brandon Michael
“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said.… #politics
Marjorie Taylor Greene: MAGA ‘was all a lie’
“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said.…
www.newsnationnow.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said.… #politics
hey #apple
how is #siri still so stupid?!
*me, driving: “hey siri, what’s the forecast for [current location]?”
siri: “I’m sorry (long pause) Brandon, first you’ll need to unlock your iphone”
later
me: “siri, how far is lehi, utah from downtown slc”
siri: “lehigh pennsylvania is about”
me: “shut up”
how is #siri still so stupid?!
*me, driving: “hey siri, what’s the forecast for [current location]?”
siri: “I’m sorry (long pause) Brandon, first you’ll need to unlock your iphone”
later
me: “siri, how far is lehi, utah from downtown slc”
siri: “lehigh pennsylvania is about”
me: “shut up”
February 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
😂😂😂
love this guy
love this guy
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
😂😂😂
love this guy
love this guy
when you pray for sunny and 105°
but can still be grateful for windy and 44°, as long as you get to bike 🚴♂️❤️
but can still be grateful for windy and 44°, as long as you get to bike 🚴♂️❤️
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
when you pray for sunny and 105°
but can still be grateful for windy and 44°, as long as you get to bike 🚴♂️❤️
but can still be grateful for windy and 44°, as long as you get to bike 🚴♂️❤️
Reposted by Brandon Michael
Every day choices.
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every day choices.
bahahaha
oh, Buster 😂
oh, Buster 😂
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
bahahaha
oh, Buster 😂
oh, Buster 😂
just saying
there’s a special place for criminals, but I don’t think the founding fathers meant that place to be public office
there’s a special place for criminals, but I don’t think the founding fathers meant that place to be public office
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
just saying
there’s a special place for criminals, but I don’t think the founding fathers meant that place to be public office
there’s a special place for criminals, but I don’t think the founding fathers meant that place to be public office
😂😂
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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@fordmotor your recent software downgrade for my #F150Lightning broke it 🤬
probably made by people who don’t drive an electric 🙄
please fix this
asap
probably made by people who don’t drive an electric 🙄
please fix this
asap
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
@fordmotor your recent software downgrade for my #F150Lightning broke it 🤬
probably made by people who don’t drive an electric 🙄
please fix this
asap
probably made by people who don’t drive an electric 🙄
please fix this
asap
donald has a new bromance
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November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
donald has a new bromance
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November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
when you’re in the dating pool, and you hear people say these things
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A lot of us automatically use certain emotionally immature phrases without even thinking about it, according to communication experts. Here’s a list of the most common ones to avoid.
People who are 'emotionally immature' always use these 12 phrases, say communication experts
It can be a struggle to communicate with emotionally immature people: they never listen, they get defensive, and they constantly deflect blame. Psychology experts share how to identity them — and avoid sounding like one.
cnb.cx
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
when you’re in the dating pool, and you hear people say these things
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driving home from work y phone things there’s an alarm set for 6 pm
so an alarm goes off
I have not set an alarm in weeks
wth apple?
so an alarm goes off
I have not set an alarm in weeks
wth apple?
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
driving home from work y phone things there’s an alarm set for 6 pm
so an alarm goes off
I have not set an alarm in weeks
wth apple?
so an alarm goes off
I have not set an alarm in weeks
wth apple?
update
after not letting me add new songs to playlists, apple music just deleted library, media I’ve purchased, paid for, and claims it can’t access my icloud
and when it does finally access icloud, will my media be restored? or will icloud update to the current, empty app? 🤬🤬
after not letting me add new songs to playlists, apple music just deleted library, media I’ve purchased, paid for, and claims it can’t access my icloud
and when it does finally access icloud, will my media be restored? or will icloud update to the current, empty app? 🤬🤬
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
update
after not letting me add new songs to playlists, apple music just deleted library, media I’ve purchased, paid for, and claims it can’t access my icloud
and when it does finally access icloud, will my media be restored? or will icloud update to the current, empty app? 🤬🤬
after not letting me add new songs to playlists, apple music just deleted library, media I’ve purchased, paid for, and claims it can’t access my icloud
and when it does finally access icloud, will my media be restored? or will icloud update to the current, empty app? 🤬🤬
hey apple
why are you not letting me add songs to my playlists?
ugh
I miss the days steve jobs could say “it just works” 🤬
why are you not letting me add songs to my playlists?
ugh
I miss the days steve jobs could say “it just works” 🤬
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
hey apple
why are you not letting me add songs to my playlists?
ugh
I miss the days steve jobs could say “it just works” 🤬
why are you not letting me add songs to my playlists?
ugh
I miss the days steve jobs could say “it just works” 🤬
cycling dad jokes 🤪😂
11 Nov 25
11 Nov 25
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
cycling dad jokes 🤪😂
11 Nov 25
11 Nov 25
what’s Einstein’s definition of insanity?
I am beyond tired of this stupid game
I am beyond tired of this stupid game
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
what’s Einstein’s definition of insanity?
I am beyond tired of this stupid game
I am beyond tired of this stupid game
‘murica
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can’t afford healthy drinks for your family? introducing new family size coke!
first ingredient is water, so it must be good for you
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can’t afford healthy drinks for your family? introducing new family size coke!
first ingredient is water, so it must be good for you
Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size https://theonion.com/coca-cola-introduces-new-30-liter-size-1819564066/
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
‘murica
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can’t afford healthy drinks for your family? introducing new family size coke!
first ingredient is water, so it must be good for you
😂😭
can’t afford healthy drinks for your family? introducing new family size coke!
first ingredient is water, so it must be good for you
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November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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this
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
this