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Brandon Michael
@bmrslc.bsky.social
kaizen, constant progress.
broker, personal trainer, nutritionist
fitness, weightlifting, biking, travel, ev, hiking, books, photography, USAF vet
SLC, UT 📍 🏳️‍🌈
5’11, 175 lbs, 6-8% bodyfat
#strongertogether
when you’re in the dating pool, and you hear people say these things
🚩 🚩
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
driving home from work y phone things there’s an alarm set for 6 pm
so an alarm goes off
I have not set an alarm in weeks
wth apple?
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
update
after not letting me add new songs to playlists, apple music just deleted library, media I’ve purchased, paid for, and claims it can’t access my icloud
and when it does finally access icloud, will my media be restored? or will icloud update to the current, empty app? 🤬🤬
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
hey apple
why are you not letting me add songs to my playlists?
ugh
I miss the days steve jobs could say “it just works” 🤬
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
cycling dad jokes 🤪😂
11 Nov 25
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
what’s Einstein’s definition of insanity?
I am beyond tired of this stupid game
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
‘murica
😂😭
can’t afford healthy drinks for your family? introducing new family size coke!
first ingredient is water, so it must be good for you
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
😂❤️
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
this
COMMENTARY: Trump was on the ballot in Colorado
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
in order to finally make siri smarter, apple is just going to power it by google’s gemini?
way to be a leader, apple
tim cook needs to step down
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@fordmotorsofficial.bsky.social currently locked out of my lightning, and the app is unresponsive
I have a mtg to get to
umm, help? 😡
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@fordcompany.bsky.social locked out of my lightning and have a meeting to get to
umm, help?
October 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Brandon Michael
This 👇

Cartilage does not grow back.
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“you did it, you brought them home, Saul”
“not all of them”
😭😭
#battlestargalactica
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
salt lake valley
#utah
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Brandon Michael
October 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
❤️
Steve would like to show you his favourite rock.
Thanks, Steve. It's a great rock.
October 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The king is just a court jester
Yeah, the king ain't nothing but a fool
The king ain't got it all together
It's the downfall of Eden
The queen is selling you a nightmare
Yeah, this queen says anything to win
The queen is way beyond corrupted
It's the downfall of Eden, the downfall of us
Eclipse - "The Downfall of Eden" (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Frontiers Music srl
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
similar response of elected republicans when asked about the state of the US, “we couldn’t care less”
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
who ya gonna call?
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Brandon Michael
A picture is worth 1,000 words.
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
current “military intelligence” under a drunk hegseth
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
when a country holds a political party to zero standards
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM