I think about this comic at least once a week

To every American news outlet: Please listen carefully..

Tariffs are NOT why Canadians are ready to brawl.
We are pissed because the pig that 77 million of you chose as your leader keeps suggesting our nation should no longer exist.

I know you're slow and this may be hard to grasp, but please try.

Just don't trust this team to do that anymore. 4 straight playoffs where they can't buy a goal and they've doubled down on winning 0 to -1

A thing I do miss about the Keefe leafs is even if they were down 3 heading into the 3rd, I felt he could push the right buttons to open up the game. Leafs are tighter defensively (though not lately) but I don't trust them to put up 5 in a period at will anymore under berube.

"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass

Feels like there was a leafs game in the Carlyle years where they got 0 shots in a third period in a game they were leading and lost in extra time. This is probably the worst game I've watched since then (non game 7 division).

Waluigi Wangione still at large as of press time