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Just a rural liberal bird
she/her
Multicraftual
#leguminati
#SCAdian
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Woke is when the Bible lady quotes the Bible, apparently?
January 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I was surprised and delighted to find the mothman chart at the verrrrry bottom of the Pacific Knits Monsters doodle charts. My teen was even more excited! Yarn is knitpicks Muse and unknown red worsted I found in my stash. 🤣 #knitting 🧶
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
January 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finished my last two 2024 #knitting 🧶 projects!
I may take a break and do some spinning, but I'll probably pattern and start knitting a hat for my spawn.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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As does the Genius, Michael de Adder
January 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It's 11am, he's already due for his late morning nap.
My God. Trump has fallen asleep at President Carter's funeral.

What a disrespectful old man.
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Staying up too late setting up my #bulletjournal #2025planner and starting the year with using stickers instead of hoarding them.

Turquoise isn't my favorite color, but it was the color journal on sale last year, and I happened to have coordinating stickers.
December 31, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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When I talk to my students about generative AI, the language I use is that it's not a machine that knows things, it's a machine that knows how to sound like it knows things.
December 4, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Lmao. I, too, take baking soda... For heartburn. Wtf are they on about? What is the "activation" supposed to do? Where are they finding this information, because even an anonymous duckduckgo browser through a VPN isn't pulling relevant hits, and usually I find *something* that way
Just FYI evidently the vaccine has antennas and is about to be activated.

2024 would make the dark ages jealous
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Welcome, December.
The month where no matter how much water I drink or how much lotion/cream I use,my hands stay chapped.
December 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Very excited to be joined by @wajali.bsky.social - Hunter Biden pardon defender - on tomorrow’s @dailybeanspod.bsky.social

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December 3, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Dan SCAVINO has been ordered to appear for a deposition *today* in a lawsuit brought by police officers and members of Congress stemming from the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol.
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Good morning! Here is the list of all the news I read yesterday in case you missed anything.

News Dump for Nov. 26, 2024

substack.com/home/post/p-...
November 27, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I have a cold. Or something. It's not the plague. My teen contracted it at a concert and swore up down and sideways "it's just concert crud."

Sweet child. That's a virus...
November 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
This is what they voted for.
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I saw someone say the president elect isn't building cabinet, but a junk drawer.

I disagree. Junk drawers have useful things like twist ties, screwdrivers, rubber bands, thumbtacks, takeout menus, and maybe a rogue hot sauce, ketchup, or soy sauce packet.

He's building a trash heap.
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Husband and I had an actual date night for once! 💙💙💙
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 PM
If you see this, post a concert photo you took!
Gaelic Storm in 2021 at The Spinning Jenny (RIP) in Greer, SC.
November 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Folks: we hate doing these posts, but now is the time to rebuild our pro-democracy community right here on BlueSky. No more leaving our future in the hands of Elon Musk. If you are able, please follow, repost this, and let your followers know we are here. Let's do this!
November 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Their wealth is *obscene*
Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2023: $245,600,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2023: $168,200,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2023: $116,600,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2023: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.
December 3, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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The words of one of the Palestinians who were shot in Vermont
December 2, 2023 at 8:07 PM