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Just hoping to collect enough clout to fight an ICE Agent on a jake paul undercard.
2 coffees and a dab really does make the world go round
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
2 coffees and a dab really does make the world go round
Me trying to manifest an affordable mortgage by posting boomer memes on the internet:
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me trying to manifest an affordable mortgage by posting boomer memes on the internet:
Fun fact, lichen is basically the symbiotic relationship where fungi employ a photosynthetic partner. The photosynthesis produces sugars for the fungi while the fungi provides water and shelter to it's worker. Lichen is ethically industrialized agriculture on a cellular level.
A cute little alien Cladonias #lichen. Northwest Territories, Canada. Lichen is about 1.5cm high.
#fungi #fungifriends while #hiking
#fungi #fungifriends while #hiking
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fun fact, lichen is basically the symbiotic relationship where fungi employ a photosynthetic partner. The photosynthesis produces sugars for the fungi while the fungi provides water and shelter to it's worker. Lichen is ethically industrialized agriculture on a cellular level.
Ya can I get uuuuuuuuh London fog in uuuuuuuuh boston harbor? For here, please
The Trump administration pulled legal immigrants at the last minute before their naturalization ceremony. Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled out of line by USCIS officials moments before taking the oath.
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ya can I get uuuuuuuuh London fog in uuuuuuuuh boston harbor? For here, please
I dunno man, call me crazy but just because 1 or 1000 people make 400 billion dollars by holding food water and housing hostage does not mean it is an ethical business model that should continue to run unregulated without punishment for the last several hundred years.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I dunno man, call me crazy but just because 1 or 1000 people make 400 billion dollars by holding food water and housing hostage does not mean it is an ethical business model that should continue to run unregulated without punishment for the last several hundred years.
Dedham is wicked like that
Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Dedham is wicked like that
Anemones are so pretty, don't forget to cutback the seed heads after the flowers die out so they can't invade your local ecosystem.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anemones are so pretty, don't forget to cutback the seed heads after the flowers die out so they can't invade your local ecosystem.
~maracuya~ hands down the most fun fruit name to say en Español
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
~maracuya~ hands down the most fun fruit name to say en Español
I really should try to become an influencer so I can do fun and exciting things with my platform, like, fight an ASUS engineer for creating the PCIe Q-Release system at a charity event, secretly steal all the donations, and then run for congress so I can utilize insider trading to maximize profits.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I really should try to become an influencer so I can do fun and exciting things with my platform, like, fight an ASUS engineer for creating the PCIe Q-Release system at a charity event, secretly steal all the donations, and then run for congress so I can utilize insider trading to maximize profits.
Morning people have got to be aware how obnoxious they are to none-morning people. There is no way they're just yapping like it's sesame Street souly off caffeine.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Morning people have got to be aware how obnoxious they are to none-morning people. There is no way they're just yapping like it's sesame Street souly off caffeine.
The overwhelming anxiety of waiting for your gpu to get delivered while the msrp prices disappear is brutal
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The overwhelming anxiety of waiting for your gpu to get delivered while the msrp prices disappear is brutal
Last time I was at the airport some random lady walked up to me and very obviously started taking pictures of my feet and said "sorry, I just love those shoes" and I fear that lady was lying about her interest in my Nike SB blazer mid collection.
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Last time I was at the airport some random lady walked up to me and very obviously started taking pictures of my feet and said "sorry, I just love those shoes" and I fear that lady was lying about her interest in my Nike SB blazer mid collection.
You ever realize we are currently in a golden era for conspiracy theories? Charlie Kirks wife is going to use Charlie's net worth to co-sponsored an Isreali sponsored 2028 J.D. Vance presidential campaign. All while the entire federal government is fighting to hide they molested kids with oligarchs.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You ever realize we are currently in a golden era for conspiracy theories? Charlie Kirks wife is going to use Charlie's net worth to co-sponsored an Isreali sponsored 2028 J.D. Vance presidential campaign. All while the entire federal government is fighting to hide they molested kids with oligarchs.
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
Spider Lily, from a mountain stream near Puerto Vallarta (same river as the helicopter scene in predator actually) probably the prettiest flower i have ever laid my eyes on to date.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Spider Lily, from a mountain stream near Puerto Vallarta (same river as the helicopter scene in predator actually) probably the prettiest flower i have ever laid my eyes on to date.
Unfortunately I have recovered my PVP pokemon go account, and I will steamroll your whole pokedex.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Unfortunately I have recovered my PVP pokemon go account, and I will steamroll your whole pokedex.
You can also look up a list of native endangered species in your area and gorilla grow massive colonies around ephemeral streams to help protect them. They can change the rules but so can you, just be undeniable while reporting your populations. Don't forget, bricks kill mowers and chainsaws.
The Trump administration just unveiled a plan to significantly narrow which bodies of water qualify for protection under the Clean Water Act. They proposed a new definition of what counts as a “water of the United States,” a change that would
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You can also look up a list of native endangered species in your area and gorilla grow massive colonies around ephemeral streams to help protect them. They can change the rules but so can you, just be undeniable while reporting your populations. Don't forget, bricks kill mowers and chainsaws.
It's pretty cool hearing the DOJ say for the first time, in 21 YEARS, that the Department of ~JUSTICE~ will now follow the law when it comes to the Epstein files. Over 2 decades defending Mossad, but a grandmother in an immigration grace period? GET THE STEALTH BLACKHAWKS, WE'RE RAIDING A WALMART!
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It's pretty cool hearing the DOJ say for the first time, in 21 YEARS, that the Department of ~JUSTICE~ will now follow the law when it comes to the Epstein files. Over 2 decades defending Mossad, but a grandmother in an immigration grace period? GET THE STEALTH BLACKHAWKS, WE'RE RAIDING A WALMART!
Emerald eyed poop canon*
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Emerald eyed poop canon*
I don't have anyone specific to blame, but I am upset nobody told me to listen to The War On Drugs.
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't have anyone specific to blame, but I am upset nobody told me to listen to The War On Drugs.
Couple pictures from the 5 beach hike I Mismaloya Jalisco, beautiful views of Puerto Vallartas bay, gotta earn them a bit and my berks were K.I.A. but worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Couple pictures from the 5 beach hike I Mismaloya Jalisco, beautiful views of Puerto Vallartas bay, gotta earn them a bit and my berks were K.I.A. but worth it.
Taylor Swift is a mindflayer and you cannot convince me otherwise.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Taylor Swift is a mindflayer and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Couple weird facts to fuck up your perception of reality, whales and dolphins both have fully functional endocannabinoid systems, meaning they can both smoke weed. Whales can also have a mutation that can cause them to grow whale legs, and we only know that because we've caught them. Good morning :)
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Couple weird facts to fuck up your perception of reality, whales and dolphins both have fully functional endocannabinoid systems, meaning they can both smoke weed. Whales can also have a mutation that can cause them to grow whale legs, and we only know that because we've caught them. Good morning :)
Fun fact, we have officially hit our first global warming tipping point, the oceans have increased average temperatures so much, so fast, that warm water corals have reached a point we're the heat of the water is killing the corals. We can't fix that anymore, that ran away from our control.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fun fact, we have officially hit our first global warming tipping point, the oceans have increased average temperatures so much, so fast, that warm water corals have reached a point we're the heat of the water is killing the corals. We can't fix that anymore, that ran away from our control.
Mexico is cool cause you'll just be chilling and then 9 dogs on a roof start barking at you like YOU'RE the one out of place. How are you even up there dude? Why?
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Mexico is cool cause you'll just be chilling and then 9 dogs on a roof start barking at you like YOU'RE the one out of place. How are you even up there dude? Why?