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Just hoping to collect enough clout to fight an ICE Agent on a jake paul undercard.
Spider Lily, from a mountain stream near Puerto Vallarta (same river as the helicopter scene in predator actually) probably the prettiest flower i have ever laid my eyes on to date.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Spider Lily, from a mountain stream near Puerto Vallarta (same river as the helicopter scene in predator actually) probably the prettiest flower i have ever laid my eyes on to date.
Couple pictures from the 5 beach hike I Mismaloya Jalisco, beautiful views of Puerto Vallartas bay, gotta earn them a bit and my berks were K.I.A. but worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Couple pictures from the 5 beach hike I Mismaloya Jalisco, beautiful views of Puerto Vallartas bay, gotta earn them a bit and my berks were K.I.A. but worth it.
Mammillaria hahniana (I think?) I rescued this one from the dreaded lowes plastic flower shelf, almost murdered it trying to get the plastic flower and glue off. Turns out, Cactaceae don't need fake flowers and super glue to be pretty.
October 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Mammillaria hahniana (I think?) I rescued this one from the dreaded lowes plastic flower shelf, almost murdered it trying to get the plastic flower and glue off. Turns out, Cactaceae don't need fake flowers and super glue to be pretty.
Only took me a decade, but I finally decided to take advantage of having a beehive, now I need to forage bay berries.
August 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Only took me a decade, but I finally decided to take advantage of having a beehive, now I need to forage bay berries.
Update on the Marsh Mallow situation
August 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Update on the Marsh Mallow situation
Lil Marsh Mallow guy
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lil Marsh Mallow guy
One out of 100 or so Marsh Mallow seeds I sprouted this year has a streak of variegation through it, and you can actually follow the line of variegation through the whole plant.
August 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One out of 100 or so Marsh Mallow seeds I sprouted this year has a streak of variegation through it, and you can actually follow the line of variegation through the whole plant.
And to think I got this kayak for $100 cause some rich lady was mad at her husband
July 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
And to think I got this kayak for $100 cause some rich lady was mad at her husband
"I'm not a super politically opinionated person"
the things they like to talk about:
the things they like to talk about:
July 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I'm not a super politically opinionated person"
the things they like to talk about:
the things they like to talk about:
Just wanna take a moment to appreciate cuckoo wasps. These stingerless, heavy armor enjoying, kleptoparasitic solitary wasps lay their eggs in colonial wasp nests and ravage their larvae. Yet another reason, you should spend $5 on a solitary beehive, make your yard more buggy with cooler bugs.
July 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just wanna take a moment to appreciate cuckoo wasps. These stingerless, heavy armor enjoying, kleptoparasitic solitary wasps lay their eggs in colonial wasp nests and ravage their larvae. Yet another reason, you should spend $5 on a solitary beehive, make your yard more buggy with cooler bugs.
Fun fact: some biologists theorize that the piebald gene mutation in whitetail deer is an evolution to better camouflage with Honda Ridgelines.
Source: i made that shit up, read a book loser.
Source: i made that shit up, read a book loser.
June 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Fun fact: some biologists theorize that the piebald gene mutation in whitetail deer is an evolution to better camouflage with Honda Ridgelines.
Source: i made that shit up, read a book loser.
Source: i made that shit up, read a book loser.
Slack tidepunk
June 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Slack tidepunk
Been trying to get these to bloom for like 4 years and I have finally beat the rabbits, Amazing Grey poppy cultivar.
June 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Been trying to get these to bloom for like 4 years and I have finally beat the rabbits, Amazing Grey poppy cultivar.
Probably like 4 or 5 years ago I started foraging by trying to find a few wild elderberry bushes and I ended up finding just about everything in my area except elderberry until today and I cannot even begin to describe how satisfying of a find that is at the end of a very stressful day.
June 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Probably like 4 or 5 years ago I started foraging by trying to find a few wild elderberry bushes and I ended up finding just about everything in my area except elderberry until today and I cannot even begin to describe how satisfying of a find that is at the end of a very stressful day.
SPD propaganda
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
SPD propaganda
These are New Englands native Orchid, the pink lady slipper orchid. Orchids are one of the most diverse species of flowering plants with over 25,000 different species and over 100,000 different cultivars. Most are aeroids, but lady slippers love boggy soil and rely on a mycelium colony for nutrients
June 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
These are New Englands native Orchid, the pink lady slipper orchid. Orchids are one of the most diverse species of flowering plants with over 25,000 different species and over 100,000 different cultivars. Most are aeroids, but lady slippers love boggy soil and rely on a mycelium colony for nutrients
Buddy got that mekaneck on em
June 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Buddy got that mekaneck on em
Lil bro got a crown on
May 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Lil bro got a crown on
Horse chestnut flowers, rosehip flower, and a wee little baby rock gunnel. I am also just now realizing that a rock gunnel is actually a ray finned fish rather than an eel, 28 years I've been telling people those were eels lmao.
May 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Horse chestnut flowers, rosehip flower, and a wee little baby rock gunnel. I am also just now realizing that a rock gunnel is actually a ray finned fish rather than an eel, 28 years I've been telling people those were eels lmao.
Here's a few thousand Crassostrea virginica or Eastern/Atlantic Oyster seed. These lil goofballs are in there final stages of development at 2mm now, but only a few months ago they were microscopic, shell-less, hermaphroditic, bivalves, freely swimming in the water column. ~The 2027 harvest~
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Here's a few thousand Crassostrea virginica or Eastern/Atlantic Oyster seed. These lil goofballs are in there final stages of development at 2mm now, but only a few months ago they were microscopic, shell-less, hermaphroditic, bivalves, freely swimming in the water column. ~The 2027 harvest~
A Nor'Easter and a pink Icelandic papaver for your eyeballs
May 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
A Nor'Easter and a pink Icelandic papaver for your eyeballs
Sweat bees are probably the most adorable of all the solitary bees. They get their name (and their misinterpreted temper) from their reliance on the minerals in our sweat. The second most diverse bee species on the planet, dont panic if one hitch hikes a ride and a sweat sip, they are friends.
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sweat bees are probably the most adorable of all the solitary bees. They get their name (and their misinterpreted temper) from their reliance on the minerals in our sweat. The second most diverse bee species on the planet, dont panic if one hitch hikes a ride and a sweat sip, they are friends.
Cute lil starflower and a fungal gnat working part time as a pollinator. Supposedly, you can make a tea out of these (not the bugs, weirdo), but they also grow in the exact same place as tea berry, so ya know, no hard feelings starflower.
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cute lil starflower and a fungal gnat working part time as a pollinator. Supposedly, you can make a tea out of these (not the bugs, weirdo), but they also grow in the exact same place as tea berry, so ya know, no hard feelings starflower.
These worms get to like 6 feet long and they have fangs, imma stick to coffee.
May 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
These worms get to like 6 feet long and they have fangs, imma stick to coffee.