Bloozby
@bloozby.bsky.social
He/Him
I sometimes do arts, mostly crack jokes. Will block AI users and fans of corporations.
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I sometimes do arts, mostly crack jokes. Will block AI users and fans of corporations.
Profile pic by https://bsky.app/profile/sketchingtn.bsky.social
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Bloozby
@bloozby.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Cancer been whoopin my ass but these shits is just too damn tasty.
Predicting it now so I can say I told you so, there's gonna be a headline somewhere one day that says "Wedding Venues are Getting Expensive, Mark Zuckerberg Suggests Getting Married in VR"
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Predicting it now so I can say I told you so, there's gonna be a headline somewhere one day that says "Wedding Venues are Getting Expensive, Mark Zuckerberg Suggests Getting Married in VR"
T-cap would've been 1000% funnier if Chris Hansen had lunged at the predators to make them flinch like he was a 90's bully.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
T-cap would've been 1000% funnier if Chris Hansen had lunged at the predators to make them flinch like he was a 90's bully.
Sexy Why Doesn't My Dad Reply To My Texts
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sexy Why Doesn't My Dad Reply To My Texts
Did Michaelina's TV dinners always smell like feet or is that just like a new thing they're trying out?
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Did Michaelina's TV dinners always smell like feet or is that just like a new thing they're trying out?
I recognize it's probably unintentional and this reaction is uncalled for, but it still BOILS MY PISS how often someone will post a screenshot from a movie that looks absolutely fire and just REFUSE to include the title. I WANNA WATCH THAT SHIT DUDE PUT THE FUCKING TITLE IN YOUR POST PLEASE.
October 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I recognize it's probably unintentional and this reaction is uncalled for, but it still BOILS MY PISS how often someone will post a screenshot from a movie that looks absolutely fire and just REFUSE to include the title. I WANNA WATCH THAT SHIT DUDE PUT THE FUCKING TITLE IN YOUR POST PLEASE.
I'm so excited for this AI dogshit to be the entire Internet aren't y'all? Isn't it such a cool idea to give people with 2 entire brain cells an infinite garbage making tool?
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm so excited for this AI dogshit to be the entire Internet aren't y'all? Isn't it such a cool idea to give people with 2 entire brain cells an infinite garbage making tool?
Fucking LOVE Breaking Benjamin dude, what's that one song they had? Diarrhea Jane?
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Fucking LOVE Breaking Benjamin dude, what's that one song they had? Diarrhea Jane?
Happy Scary Month, here's old art cause I'm too lazy to draw.
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Happy Scary Month, here's old art cause I'm too lazy to draw.
Had to draw him, absolute legend.
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Had to draw him, absolute legend.
"America" *looks inside*
10 investors.
10 investors.
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"America" *looks inside*
10 investors.
10 investors.
Imagine how much more awkward it is to get multiple takes for a scene where a character says the N word.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Imagine how much more awkward it is to get multiple takes for a scene where a character says the N word.
Saw this on the corpse of the bird app today.
September 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Saw this on the corpse of the bird app today.
Suddenly it becomes more "acceptable" to eat half a pound of cheese in one sitting just because it's cubed and put on toothpicks.
September 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Suddenly it becomes more "acceptable" to eat half a pound of cheese in one sitting just because it's cubed and put on toothpicks.
I've been here nearly 4 months and almost exclusively played stuff like System of a Down and Linkin Park, gonna shake it up on the neighbors with Natasha Bedingfield and Katy Perry.
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've been here nearly 4 months and almost exclusively played stuff like System of a Down and Linkin Park, gonna shake it up on the neighbors with Natasha Bedingfield and Katy Perry.
I've learned so much while living in the mountains, like how quickly you should learn to appreciate having power and/or Internet.
September 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I've learned so much while living in the mountains, like how quickly you should learn to appreciate having power and/or Internet.
You ever heard of the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well I'm the Creature that Jacks and Goons.
September 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
You ever heard of the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Well I'm the Creature that Jacks and Goons.
I'd argue AI isn't at all a tool tho, a tool is something directly guided by your hand. AI doesn't give you the level of control that a real tool like a pencil does, it takes broad wording that would be interpreted in wildly different ways by real artists and shits out a result.
"AI is a tool"
So is a pencil, use it bitch.
So is a pencil, use it bitch.
September 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'd argue AI isn't at all a tool tho, a tool is something directly guided by your hand. AI doesn't give you the level of control that a real tool like a pencil does, it takes broad wording that would be interpreted in wildly different ways by real artists and shits out a result.
I sit to piss because you shouldn't have to calculate the arc of a parabola in real time to relieve yourself.
September 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I sit to piss because you shouldn't have to calculate the arc of a parabola in real time to relieve yourself.
Traveling back in time to swap the first publication of the bible with Lord Of The Rings.
September 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Traveling back in time to swap the first publication of the bible with Lord Of The Rings.
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Another tragic victim of gum violence 😔
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Another tragic victim of gum violence 😔
They should make toilet paper brown so it looks like you're done faster and you save time.
September 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They should make toilet paper brown so it looks like you're done faster and you save time.
Mountain See Mountain Dew.
September 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mountain See Mountain Dew.
C'mon guys, don't make fun of his divorce, there's plenty of other things to mock him about. Like how it looks as though when god was making him he realized he drew the head too big and tried to erase it but just ended up smearing his entire head to the left.
Graham Linehan told police trans teenager taunted him about divorce, trial hears
Graham Linehan told police trans teenager taunted him about divorce, trial hears
Father Ted co-creator told officer he knocked phone from Sophia Brooks’ hand in ‘reflex response’, court hears
Graham Linehan, the co-creator of Father Ted, told police he knocked a phone out of a teenage transgender activist’s hand after being taunted about his divorce, a court has heard.
The move was said by Linehan to have been a “reflex response” to a “provocative statement” from Sophia Brooks, then 17, who was filming him at the time. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
C'mon guys, don't make fun of his divorce, there's plenty of other things to mock him about. Like how it looks as though when god was making him he realized he drew the head too big and tried to erase it but just ended up smearing his entire head to the left.