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Blond Lanfear
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How the fuck am I 47 years old and awake at this time of night watching cave diving disaster YouTube videos for funsies completely ignoring how this will ruin my already messed up sleep schedule?

Evolution did no prepare my body for this level of self inflicted stupidity
a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and balloons with the words thanks i hate it above it
Alt: a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and balloons with the words thanks i hate it above it
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October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Does it still feel yucky to me to get excited about great 'German engineering' - especially nowadays?
But I found the exception to the rule.
Looks like the company making the crane used in the Louvre heist is having a blast
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Mit "Wir sind das Stadtbild!" - Tausende haben gegen die rassistische Aussage von Kanzler Merz protestiert. Durch seine ständigen rassistischen Ausfälle - bei seiner "Stadtbild" Aussage legte er jetzt sogar nach - redet er der rechtsextremen AfD nach dem Mund und stärkt sie so weiter.
October 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Dass wir im heutigen Stadtbild so viele Stolpersteine haben, liegt übrigens daran, dass sich mal eine Regierung an bestimmten Menschen im deutschen Stadtbild störte.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
New delulu achievement unlocked:
Pretending this giant caterpillar is cuddling up to me like a cat
August 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm 47
Will I ever learn to not fuck up my sleep schedule? Doubt it
July 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm 47 and this fucking Achilles tendon inflammation issue might be in the top 3 worst injuries I've ever had in my life.
It's not even that debilitating but the recovery is taking sooooooooo long
June 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This years #Eurovision was very much meh.
But omg Switzerland lived up to its reputation by featuring 'The Winners of our Hearts'
Obsessed - loved both of their entries last year and now we get this *incoherent screaming*
Video Alt: Käärijä & Baby Lasagna colab song
youtu.be/DGsL8hA-1rE?...
Käärijä & Baby Lasagna - #eurodab at the Grand Final | Eurovision 2025 | #UnitedByMusic ​​🇨🇭
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Malta Malta Malta serving Kant #Eurovision
This is my fav
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ohhhh Armenia giving me a sexy shirtless dude not singing a ballad - I'm here for it #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What in princess power ranger cosplay silliness was this UK? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm just here waiting for Malta #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My YouTube stream just buffered and refused to play this country for a minute - love this for us
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's Eurovision time - ugh what a banger last years winner was.
Love that reminder
May 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's the 69th (nice) Eurovision Song Contest this week and I'm totally unprepared.
But I just watched the delightfully unhinged Australia entry so I'm getting excited for Saturday.
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
TIL you can basically do Origami Lego.
Isn't my new penguin buddy so cuuuuuuute?
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Things I'm currently not pleased with:
Life, the Universe and Everything
Would re-reading The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fix this? Probably not but I guess I won't hurt either #42
April 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I bought a second hand jean jacket that is so cute and fits perfect and is made from nice thin fabric so it's very comfy.
But it's main selling feature was that it has perfectly sized interior pockets for my phone.
#ItHasPockets
a close up of a person 's face with the words `` pocketses '' written above it .
Alt: A close up of a Gollums creepy wide eyed grey face with the words "pocketses"
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April 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I really need to rewatch Pose because this video hit me right in the feels.
AltText: fierce ball scenes from the TV show Pose set to Abracadabra by Lady Gaga
youtu.be/pLxeENXyiFw?...
POSE (FX) - Abracadabra
YouTube video by EPIC HOUSE
youtu.be
April 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The phone charger in my bedroom broke last night so (horror of horrors) I had to get the one from my bag to use instead.
And because my brain is an asshole I had very weirdly intense stress dreams about broken chargers all night. Thx I hate it
April 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Trans people exist and cannot be erased by authoritarian cowards or bigots. You matter, you always have, and you always will. Your art, your stories, your everything is a fundamental part of this world and its beauty. Always.
March 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Was wir von Frankreich lernen können: Rechtsextremen mit dem Rechtsstaat entgegen treten.

Deshalb: #AfDVerbot jetzt! #LePen
March 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If we can get cool awesomely costumed Sea Folk can we haz a fun Circus as well?
I doubt there is a budget or an ethical way to film real life S'redit but if we can teach the boys to fight I'm sure we can teach some highline walking?
A girl can dream #WotSkies #WotBookSpoilers
March 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM