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Blond Lanfear
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Does it still feel yucky to me to get excited about great 'German engineering' - especially nowadays?
But I found the exception to the rule.
Looks like the company making the crane used in the Louvre heist is having a blast
Pic of the crane mounted on a truck used for the Louvre jewel heist. Shared by the manufacturer Boecker with text ' If you're in a hurry' and some design specs
October 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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New delulu achievement unlocked:
Pretending this giant caterpillar is cuddling up to me like a cat
A huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers touching it's headfirst scale a huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers next to it for scale
August 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It's the 69th (nice) Eurovision Song Contest this week and I'm totally unprepared.
But I just watched the delightfully unhinged Australia entry so I'm getting excited for Saturday.
A map of Europe with the borders and countries names shown and Australia has been added in the Atlantic right next to the western coast of the continent (because Australia participates in Eurovision) Bold text on top 'Europe this week'
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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TIL you can basically do Origami Lego.
Isn't my new penguin buddy so cuuuuuuute?
A tiny blue and white penguin with yellow beak and feet made out of many small colored triangle folded paper units in a technique called 3D origami. It is sitting on a wooden desk
April 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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The Ajah system was only introduced a while after the breaking
Screenshot from wot.fandom.com In the Age of Legends, ajah meant a temporary group of people banded together for a specific purpose. This carried over into the first few centuries after the Breaking, especially during the founding of the present White Tower, when there were more ajah than exist now. Elisane Tishar, the future first Amyrlin Seat, was one of more than twelve groups of women who 'Sat' each for her ajah.[1] By 98 AB, the number of ajah decreased from this twelve to the current seven, though it is not known if these seven had any purpose that was close to the purposes of the current seven Ajahs, nor what the purposes of the lost ajah were. By the end of the second century AB, seven Ajahs were in existence, and the lowercase form of ajah was no longer in use.
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Starting off Sunday with a win!
I'm not even a horse girly so I don't know how I knew all these colors.

It's a cute little game - can recommend
realbirdfakebird.com
Screenshot from todays game of 'real bird fake bird' declaring I got 7/7 colors of horses correct, also includes a cute line drawing of a bird in a Trenchcoat and a hat
March 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Priyanka makes the Battle Ajah look fabulous and intimidating!
Slay those Trollocs Queen!
#TheWheelOfTime #WotSkies
Priyanka Bose as Alanna stands in the foreground wearing an intricately designed green and brown outfit with leather armor featuring detailed engravings on the shoulder plates. Her dark hair is pulled back into an elaborate braided updo, and she wears a black choker necklace. Leaves swirl around her, partially dissolving into the air. Behind her, a wooden structure with thatched roofing is visible under a cloudy sky.
March 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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That's a very Aes Sedai way to approach life - everybody take notes
#WotSkies
Post by qephatziel: If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the "question" is a lie. They're really asking "Can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this
March 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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In this house the persimmons are always in season.
22 days !!!
#TheWheelOfTime
A white cutting board with a cut up juicy looking persimmon on it
February 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Happy Lunar New Year to everybody who celebrates that we are leaving behind the year of the dragon (sorry Rand) and entering the year of the snake.
It's gonna be a good Lanfear year and she came prepared with the jewelry.
Also I made a cute little #crochet Chinese knot
#TheWheelOfTime #WotSkies
Lanfear a very stunning white woman with black hair looking pensive over her shoulder. She is wearing intricate snake earrings Red crochet Chinese knot with a white pearl and tassels
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The fuck when you are supposed to go on an easy level 4 km hike but your guide has no clue of the route or how to judge how 'easy' a route would be.
I need to take a paracetamol and lay down now
Screenshot of my iPhone fitness app showing I walked 9,38 km and climbed 74 flights of stairs
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Did I get abducted by #aliens or did I just randomly poked myself in a triangular shape?
Inquiring minds want to know
Close up pic of 3 poke marks on my hand in a triangular pattern with a grey alien face emoji ne t to it
January 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The turning of the Wheel where Mat was the dragon reborn
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime
Tumblr post from user galleytrot: Text: in my one original universe dragons are just shitty possums that don't really do anything, you just find them in your garden or bathtub making this expression Drawing of a green dragon / possum hybrid creature making an unhinged silly face
January 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I bought myself some new shoes but the laces were annoyingly long but OMG the internet came to the rescue with a site that let me sort lacing patterns by various criteria one being length used 🤯
www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lac...
Two beige leather ankle high boots laced in a fancy cross cross pattern called 'spider web lacing' The lacing chart I used to create my fancy boot lacing it gives option for numbers of eyelets and step by step instructions
December 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Jennifer Lee Rossman is watching #TheWheelOfTime on the hellsite so I'll peak back there once a day for the next 2 weeks because she is hilarious in her commentary.
Also I'm getting warm fuzzy flashbacks to @wheeltakespod.bsky.social early days when Ali refused to learn character names
#WotSkies
Text tweet from @JenLRossman Wheel of Time characters I can name after the first episode: Egg Randy Randy's hot dad Maureen Hot elf Merry Pippin Clever girl Trill Cave wisdom Text Tweet from @JenLRossmann OK I thought hot elf told us not to touch stuff, why are we touching stuff, please put that fancy knife back in the Toblerone shaped box
December 22, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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I adore this fucking weather app
Screenshot from WTF Forecast app with a landscape background, stating todays date Dec 10th and text 'You might be chilly today. there is still time to crochet yourself some fucking leg warmers'
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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At first I thought that's the Soccer World Cup trophy (which would be a hilarious Easter egg) but looking closer it's giving more Cthulhu head vibes
A gold trophy in the shape of a globe being held up by two twisted human figures.
December 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Blocking is the part of my Christmas #crochet crafting that is really annoying but unfortunately makes it look so much nicer.
Just stabbing the poor angels & gnomes like I'm an 18th century butterfly collector
Several small crochet items (angels, gnomes and a Christmas tree) are wet pinned to a board so they can dry and keep their flat shape
December 6, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Happy (slightly late) 1 year anniversary to my buddy (that's seen me use Lanfear as a forums handle online for 13ish years) FINALLY! meeting my girl.
I swooned I cheered I rejoiced
#WotSkies #TheWheelOfTime
Screenshot from insta DMs of my friend sending me a screenshot of Lanfear in her black fetish desert outfit commenting Finally and me replying 'Isn't she the best'
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Insta meme reminded me that I haven't bought my advent calendar for this year yet
Pic of a crowbar on the left and a big yellow Packstation (a German brand of parcel lockers) with text in German on top that translates to 'The forbidden advent calendar'
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Ohhh these are pretty, love the colors in that yarn.
I started my Christmas crocheting yesterday as well.
I'm making little gnomes and maybe angels this year as little mini gifts
A small flat crochet gnome made out of a classic red Santa hat, white face and blue pants
November 23, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Thanks to @jackbwuzhere.bsky.social I just remembered the cute #TheWheelOfTime related cross stitch I made for a fandom secret santa gift exchange in 2020 and they are too cute to not share again.
Design by YeOldePixelShoppeUSA on Etsy who has an awesome set of WoT figures as pixel art
#WotSkies
Cross stitched green Ajah and a warder bookmarks / flat ornaments
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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I rarely use Spotify so I never got to participate in the yearly recap but it looks like YouTube (where I also don't consume most of my music) wants to be cool.
I'm pretty please with that list
Screenshot of my top5 dongs on YouTube Electric Callboy - everytime we touch, baby lasagna - rim Tim tagi dim (twice) guess Charlie xcx, Electric CallboyPump it
November 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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Squeeeeeeeee - WOT press? Is it time to 🤡
#WoTSkies
Insta selfie of Josha Stradowski in an elevator wearing a long coat with text 'London WOT press'
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM