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Blonde Pizza (Mashina OUT NOW!!!!)
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Streaming over on twitch --> blonde.pizza
Curator on Steam --> https://shorturl.at/UluJ7
Voicing Plinky in Mashina OUT NOW ON STEAM, check the Steam page out in my linktree!
https://linktr.ee/blondepizza
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So I did something a little new this year... I made a whole clip compilation video of all my top clips from stream in 2025! :3

It was actually a super fun project that I plan to make a yearly tradition on the channel from now on. Here's a little snippet from it:
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Shannon
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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oh hell yeah
SEVERAL big CN/WB titles coming to Tubi on March 1:
- Animaniacs
- Ben 10 (classic)
- Codename: Kids Next Door
- Courage the Cowardly Dog
- Foster's Home
- The Powerpuff Girls (seemingly the classic despite the poster)
- Teen Titans

(source: Broken Saw/Pepsiman)
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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bubble cat!
February 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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im sorry everyone but I had a bill come up I need to figure out how to pay so I have a few slots open. what a fucked up month
hey folks, I have the unfortunate news that I am opening up some commissions slots. I was ghosted by two freelance clients after sending work and now I can't pay rent. DM or email me if you are interested!

get a cute little guy for 50-100$ USD

examples here, please share!

#Blender3d #indiedev
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Often times I find these types of sandbox platformers to be frustratingly challenging, with segements that greatly punish you for small mistakes & the like.

Valkyrie Saga has a wonderful balance of ease & challenge that never leaves you feeling like you were cheated, just that you need to try again
Valkyrie Saga on Steam
Join Roll the Valkyrie as she subverts fate in a retro indie platformer taking after PSX classics. Climb, dash, jump, and glide your way up a falling sky island, to stop it from destroying the world b...
store.steampowered.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Live now with the State of Play and more ABIDE fundraising! 🎉

----> www.twitch.tv/blondepizza <----

Gaming announcements galore, including a ~brand new~ ABIDE trailer that I'm really excited to watch together. ❤️ Come hang out!
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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We will be extending the voting period for nominees to February 20th, so make sure to get thise votes in! 🎉
At long last, the moment you've all been waiting for! 🥁

The Yet Another Game Awards 2025 website is LIVE, which means nominations are now open for public voting! 🗳

Voting will be open for the next 3 weeks, so head to yaga.show and enter your favorites!

#promosky #gameawards #indiegames #indie
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Schedule for the week is up!

Tonight is gonna be kinda chill cause I was up *way* too late last night. State of Play and maybe a chill little game after.

Rest of the week is ABIDE fundraising and (hopefully) more Morrowind but I crashed out last stream so we'll see. 🥴

#promosky #streamer #twitch
February 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This is one of mt favorite arcade shooters ever, by the way.

The style is so peak and the gameplay is actually fun as hell with really neat underwater bosses. :3
Baroque Sea (The Ocean Hunter: The Seven Seas Adventure, Arcade, Sega, 1998)
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This consistent idea that gamers are dumb little children that have no idea what they want to consume and only have opinions based on content creation is such horseshit.

Have you ever streamed? Like one single time at all? Being negative is the worst thing you can do and it makes fans upset.
The long and the short of it is:
-gamers don’t know what they want
-content creators have positioned themselves as the “voice of the gamer”
-it’s established that negative content consistently drives engagement
-“everything sucks” has become the prevailing attitude cultivated by these personalities
What the hell are we even doing here:

aftermath.site/highguard-stud...
February 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
🚨 New trailer alert!! 🚨

Have you backed ABIDE on Kickstarter yet? Make sure to get your own copy of the game ASAP and support raunchy art ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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ABIDE is live on KickStarter now! Be a part of the horror, back now! Help us make our uncompromised vision. Warning: graphic content. www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Happy 69th Cake Day! #Jucika
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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We need unions right fucking now, this shit has got to stop. If I read one more story about a studio laying everyone off right after launch when they don't hit peak Fortnight numbers I'm going to lose it.
Highguard developer Wildlight has reportedly laid off most of its team, says one a level designer sharing the news of layoffs.

The live service game launched just two weeks ago after being revealed at The Game Awards.

(Read more at Game Informer)
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh for the love of fucking GOD 😒

The studio's first game has only been out for TWO WEEKS - what the hell are you talking about?!
Highguard Developer Wildlight Entertainment Reportedly Lays Off 'Most Of The Team'
A former Highguard level designer posted today on LinkedIn that he and most of the Wildlight team were laid off today.
gameinformer.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Please support Talha and Jack, creators of the exquisite Judero and Mashina in their new project.

One of the tier rewards is to have your likeness sculpted by hand and appear in game as a corpse.

How wonderful!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...
ABIDE
A stop motion horror game from the makers of Judero and Mashina.
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Man, ABIDE looks so good – stop motion has something inherently uncanny about it, and this is exactly the kind of distinct, unsettling horror vision you'd hope for from the team behind JUDERO. Consider backing it here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...
ABIDE
A stop motion horror game from the makers of Judero and Mashina.
www.kickstarter.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Please lord support this and follow this. Independent gaming and independent animation need the community's love more than ever.

Braly is so talented and I really truly believe in what he's going to work on next.
I was so touched by all the kind messages I received yesterday. It has given me a lot of encouragement for what will now be a big swing:

My next animated project will be the first episode of a gothic horror interpretation of the Nutcracker called "Clara and the Below."
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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This will be an 100% independent production that relies on crowdfunding for its budget. Please give us a follow at our pre-launch page here to receive updates leading to our March 13th launch: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...
Coming soon: Clara & the Below - episode 1
From "Amphibia" creator Matt Braly - an animated gothic horror spin on the Nutcracker full of wintery chills and somber vibes.
www.kickstarter.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I was so touched by all the kind messages I received yesterday. It has given me a lot of encouragement for what will now be a big swing:

My next animated project will be the first episode of a gothic horror interpretation of the Nutcracker called "Clara and the Below."
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I will also be using this project as a springboard for an independent animation studio called Fantasy Project. We are very small now but hopefully with your support we can grow to create more wonderful things.
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Happy bday Jucika!

You are invited to her party for a free concussion.
February 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Here's a better picture of the terrarium I made last night. Let's hope it takes 🙏❤️
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM