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"This creature has evolved to withstand the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness."
Giving my pitch to Tesla to switch out all the Elmer's Glue with Flex Seal. Looking good so far!

#cybertruck #tesla
March 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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In today’s episode,  the safe return to Earth of two NASA astronauts after nine months aboard the International Space Station, and other big science stories from this week.

Listen here 🎧:
pod.link/73329284/epi...
March 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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As Republicans tell us we have to kick millions of people off Medicaid because we just can't afford it, here's a reminder that the total cost of the F-35 fighter jet - one weapons program - is over $2 trillion.

When we want to do something, we find the money.

www.gao.gov/blog/f-35-wi...
The F-35 Will Now Exceed $2 Trillion As the Military Plans to Fly It Less
The F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter is the Department of Defense’s most ambitious weapons program and plays a crucial role in DOD’s ability to meet current and future U.S. national security goa...
www.gao.gov
March 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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George Foreman, Rest in Peace.
March 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Has to be rough for Elon to know that his popularity is inversely correlated with his public exposure. People thought this guy was a genius before he started posting in earnest
March 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Posting fed his need for attention but also trapped him in a loop that accelerated his derangement and exposed his ignorance and naivete. It's crazy to have a diagram of your descent into madness
March 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
theonion.com/experts...
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Applying to Tesla as a glue expert. They cannot possibly refuse my talents now 😂

#cybertruck #tesla
March 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Theoretically, one could go right to www.doge.gov/join and instead of actually posting a resume, they could just post images of blobfish.

I'm sure this sign-up portal won't become a victim of waste, fraud, and abuse. 🫠
March 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Blobfish will rise again!
March 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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this is easily the worst part for tesla and elon musk. there’s zero chance demand for the cybertruck will increase past this
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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how did the simpsons predict the cybertruck ??
March 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Recall #8

💦There are only 46K Cybertrucks in the US

💦That’s a 2.3% conversation rate for preorder

💦Most countries have banned it

💦Most companies sell more than that of one model a year

💦And now EVERY owner who has gotten a wrap (most have, to cover up the rust), will have to have parts redone
March 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I wonder why the CyberTrucks keep falling apart? 🤔
March 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Street Fighter 2
March 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Cybertruck: recalled bc it's just glued together
BYD: New, better chargers
Audi, BMW, Cadillac, Hyundai, Jeep, Kia, basically every other carmaker: Making new EVs that look better than any Tesla
Musk: Oligarch, goes on drug-fueled rants, attacks public service, raids USgov for $

#TSLA, mysteriously
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
TIL you can not only apply to "work long hours" at DOGE but you can just put whatever you want on the application (including any file) and keep refreshing the page to apply multiple times.

Surely this cannot possibly be abused 🫠
March 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM