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@blitzorithic.bsky.social
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kat, 30s | she/her | mostly here for the helluva brainrot | fic writer | MDNI | 🔞 | banner by @hellamews.bsky.social

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/kylorithic/works
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sunnsuto.bsky.social
📝 Hot Desking (2/14)

⚠️ Human Stolitz, nudity, suggestive content.

Hope you enjoy the excerpt from "The prince and the ploughman" ;)

story by @artexian.bsky.social and art by me!

#stolitz #stolas #blitz #hotdesking
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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eveeka.bsky.social
Ahoy! Have some pirate kisses!
This treasure needs to be unlocked with smoochies :3

#stolitz #helluvaboss #helluvabossstolitz #helluvabossstolas #helluvabossblitz
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
blitzorithic.bsky.social
the stolbits drawn by @blitzbittz.bsky.social finally met in real life! @mydarlingblitz.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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hellaverse-frames.bsky.social
Helluva Boss | APOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
Frame: 4675/31561
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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sangadonuts.bsky.social
oh no, they’re holding hands ‼️⚠️🔞
#stolitz #helluvaboss
October 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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creamiplatinum.is.sick.fyi
Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.
Meme from Parks and Recreation of Ron handing a paper to an officer and saying “Not to worry. I have a permit.” Followed by a closeup image of the paper being held by the officer, edited to read: “Every fictional character I’ve drawn and will draw having sex, has consented to being drawn that way. They told me themselves.”
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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vanemiin.bsky.social
I'm sorry I don't have anything new to share for the episode but please enjoy my tiny stolitz I drew some time ago 💗 #helluvaboss #stolitz
September 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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paldo59.bsky.social
Fantasy

#Helluvaboss #Blitzø
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
blitzorithic.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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minkas.bsky.social
Everytime i feel dead, i draw stolas and get +10HP
September 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
blitzorithic.bsky.social
andddd i finally wrote a new fic for any fellow s0mn0 lovers out there.

“can’t be said i’m an early bird”, e | 3.1k #stolitz

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/70946376
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
blitzorithic.bsky.social
i NEED to use this more so i thought posting about my new keychains and cute little doodle (which i screamed about, btw) would be the move! thank you, @kayzowl.bsky.social, for the sweet package! ❤️
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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hellamews.bsky.social
the number of people who think the sfx of blitz peeling himself off of stolas after "real fast" is him Pulling Out instead of his arms being pulled free is........... concerning

like field goals are closer than this
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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kayzowl.com
my sleepy #stolitz gummy charms are now available in my shop! #kazdraws #helluvaBoss I only have a handful, and I'm not sure when I'll be able to restock, altho eventually i'd like to do loona and via as well if there's enough interest 🥲
🔗 ko-fi.com/kayzowl/shop
handful of blitz and stolas charms on a blue patterned backdrop. The charms are frosted acrylic, blue and red, doubleboarded with white to look like candy. They are 6mm thick little chonkers! They come with star-shaped clasps. More little sleepy gummies. Blitz and Stolas' heads fit together very smoothly when they're right up next to each other. Me holding the charms so you can see they're pretty small, around 1.5 inches. Text says: stolitz gummy charms.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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udoqu.bsky.social
🦉悪天候の夜に船はギシギシ音に紛れるからいつもよりおっきな声出していいと思い込んでてくれ、、それで♈️は声でけーよ！とかいいながらも興奮したりちょっと縛ったりいじわるしてくださいタノム、、タスケテ、、
August 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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taskragani.bsky.social
♪ youtu.be/SNPcKctqxdA?...
August 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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nozmo.bsky.social
the new receptionist
#helluvaboss comic, stolitz (1/2)
Helluva Boss fancomic about post-S2 finale Stolas working at I.M.P. We open on Stolas at his desk. He's on the phone with a potential client, flipping through a schedule book. He's sitting with his legs crossed and he's wearing a secretary outfit. Stolas: Yes, we are open to new clients. No, our office is not closed due to bug exterminators. You "read this online"?... Yes, lies on the Internet. A very dark and disturbing concept... Stolas looks up and sees Blitz staring at him. Blitz looks Stolas up and down very slowly. Then he grins like a shitstain and walks into his own office, shutting the door behind him. Stolas is very distracted by this but he's still on the phone. Stolas: ... I'll pencil you in. Stolas scribbles something in the schedule book but his eyes are on Blitz's door. We are now in Blitz's office. The blinds are down. Stolas stands angrily in front of Blitz's desk, tip-tapping his finger with his arms crossed. Stolas: I thought you said this wasn't going to devolve into an office sex roleplay and that you wanted me to "actually work". Blitz has his legs up on his desk. Blitz: Yeah? Why? Did I say anything about wanting to fuck you? Wow, Stolas! Now THAT would be inappropriate! Blitz laughs at the notion. Obviously an office sex roleplay would be so cliche there is no way that's happening, I mean yes it's also not appropriate for a boss to take advantage of a receptionist! Stolas is not as amused. Stolas: Ah, so you WEREN'T lustfully leering at my body? Blitz: Of course not. As your boss, I was just admiring that body at work! Stolas suddenly slams his hands down on Blitz's desk. The force of that action shuts Blitz up. Stolas looms over Blitz.
December 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
blitzorithic.bsky.social
trying to utilize bluesky more so - got my first little helluva tattoo yesterday and shout out to my bud, my pal, my @blitzbittz.bsky.social for letting me get their artwork tattooed on me! can’t believe i get to have my favorite silly little guy on my arm forever. ❤️✨😍
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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0cha3.bsky.social
#Blitzfizz なかよし…😭
March 24, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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ourladygrem.bsky.social
tease 💓
nsfw 🔞
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#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
January 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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sero-hb.bsky.social
I can't believe I haven’t drawn a #Stolitz kiss yet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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whimstories.bsky.social
Recent DTIY for @kalleoi.bsky.social's milestone 🥳 They have such adorable and unique character renditions for HB. Very happy to be following them 💕

#stolitz #helluvaboss #art
While decorating holiday cookies, Stolas is affectionately attacked by Blitz from behind, resulting in laughter and a mess of icing.
November 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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kayzowl.com
don't leave dark corners, they might grow wrath 🦉⚔ #stolas #helluvaBoss #kazdraws 🎨
drawing of eldritch Stolas looking angry and protective of a child Stolas, who is crying and in distress with his arms wrapped tightly around himself.
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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stolitzkiss.bsky.social
babyyyy
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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tineemoon.bsky.social
close up!!
November 9, 2024 at 1:39 PM