Harripotamus
@blimeyharri.bsky.social
Lady in the streets, freak at the multi-level marketing seminar.
No idea how to Bluesky. Don't make me cry, it's really easy.
No idea how to Bluesky. Don't make me cry, it's really easy.
This came to me in a dream. Is this anything???
June 7, 2025 at 7:16 AM
This came to me in a dream. Is this anything???
If you think about it, your body is really just a big electric ham. Influencers and diet brands might try to convince you there's a problem with it, but as long as your ham is working properly then fuck it. Enjoy the ham you're in.
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you think about it, your body is really just a big electric ham. Influencers and diet brands might try to convince you there's a problem with it, but as long as your ham is working properly then fuck it. Enjoy the ham you're in.
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Minah launching an incredible pre-Oscars campaign here #TheTraitors
January 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Minah launching an incredible pre-Oscars campaign here #TheTraitors
Incredibly excited to see several bland white men I thought was one bland white man turn against each other next episode #TheTraitors
January 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Incredibly excited to see several bland white men I thought was one bland white man turn against each other next episode #TheTraitors
Kink that sounds dark but is actually harmless: Farting. Whatever makes you happy, lil' windy friends!
Kink that sounds harmless but is actually super dark: Tickling. Do NOT fuck with ticklers.
Kink that sounds harmless but is actually super dark: Tickling. Do NOT fuck with ticklers.
January 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Kink that sounds dark but is actually harmless: Farting. Whatever makes you happy, lil' windy friends!
Kink that sounds harmless but is actually super dark: Tickling. Do NOT fuck with ticklers.
Kink that sounds harmless but is actually super dark: Tickling. Do NOT fuck with ticklers.
Fellas are always like "let the girls be free 😌✌️" with no understanding of boob psychics. My brother in christ, these are not cute little TV titties that stay exactly where you put them, these are great big haunted orbs. They have their own personalities, whims and centres of gravity.
January 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Fellas are always like "let the girls be free 😌✌️" with no understanding of boob psychics. My brother in christ, these are not cute little TV titties that stay exactly where you put them, these are great big haunted orbs. They have their own personalities, whims and centres of gravity.
The next level Buster Bluth vibes my boyfriend gives off when he says shit like "Do you ever think about army? Army just do picnics all the time, huh."
January 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The next level Buster Bluth vibes my boyfriend gives off when he says shit like "Do you ever think about army? Army just do picnics all the time, huh."
Having the absolute audacity to repeatedly say Kas is "saving people during the day and killing at night", then act offended when he responds with a sassy Harolf Shipman one liner #TheTraitors
a man brushing another man 's teeth with the words " what effrontery is this " below him
ALT: a man brushing another man 's teeth with the words " what effrontery is this " below him
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January 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Having the absolute audacity to repeatedly say Kas is "saving people during the day and killing at night", then act offended when he responds with a sassy Harolf Shipman one liner #TheTraitors
Fleabag S3 in a nutshell #TheTraitors
January 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Fleabag S3 in a nutshell #TheTraitors
Did not see Tyler coming, absolutely blindsided #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
January 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Did not see Tyler coming, absolutely blindsided #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
Good god he's grown
January 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good god he's grown
Ending 2024 with my single greatest achievement of the year: getting the betwixtmas bin collection day right.
December 30, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Ending 2024 with my single greatest achievement of the year: getting the betwixtmas bin collection day right.
Cheese is my biggest major food group for most of the year, but Christmas is that special time where chocolate and weird liquors really up their game to become part of the precarious dietary regime keeping me on the edge of pre-diabetes
December 29, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Cheese is my biggest major food group for most of the year, but Christmas is that special time where chocolate and weird liquors really up their game to become part of the precarious dietary regime keeping me on the edge of pre-diabetes
Rise and shine, people. There's only a few days left of Weird Flavoured Liqueur season. Drink up now or be forever cursed to have it in the back of your cupboard shaming you #betwixtmas
December 29, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Rise and shine, people. There's only a few days left of Weird Flavoured Liqueur season. Drink up now or be forever cursed to have it in the back of your cupboard shaming you #betwixtmas
Happy non-consensual mince pie day to all those who celebrate. Remember, your mum can't legally force you to take them all home, you have rights
December 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Happy non-consensual mince pie day to all those who celebrate. Remember, your mum can't legally force you to take them all home, you have rights
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In an alternate universe there’s only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with john travolta
December 2, 2024 at 3:08 AM
In an alternate universe there’s only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with john travolta
Every morning for the past 5+ years I have watched the BBC London local news. And every morning the past 5+ years it's been read by anchor I've never seen before in my life.
December 10, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Every morning for the past 5+ years I have watched the BBC London local news. And every morning the past 5+ years it's been read by anchor I've never seen before in my life.
This is a great sentiment, but I don't think the artist has ever owned a guinea pig.
December 10, 2024 at 7:52 AM
This is a great sentiment, but I don't think the artist has ever owned a guinea pig.
The MacDonald's arrest does seem suspiciously Everyman™️ though. Feels like his PR team read his twitter and realised they'd lose fans if he didn't claw it back with something universal & relatable. It's the classic Ben Affleck-Dunkin' Donuts playbook.
December 10, 2024 at 7:51 AM
The MacDonald's arrest does seem suspiciously Everyman™️ though. Feels like his PR team read his twitter and realised they'd lose fans if he didn't claw it back with something universal & relatable. It's the classic Ben Affleck-Dunkin' Donuts playbook.
Imagine losing your life, liberty and the love of a nation for a Big Mac.
I for one would haggle - I'll give you 10 years and the respect of my peers, but I want a sharebox of nuggs AND the good dips.
I for one would haggle - I'll give you 10 years and the respect of my peers, but I want a sharebox of nuggs AND the good dips.
December 10, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Imagine losing your life, liberty and the love of a nation for a Big Mac.
I for one would haggle - I'll give you 10 years and the respect of my peers, but I want a sharebox of nuggs AND the good dips.
I for one would haggle - I'll give you 10 years and the respect of my peers, but I want a sharebox of nuggs AND the good dips.
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Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks
Used to laugh and call him names
Used to laugh and call him names
December 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks
Used to laugh and call him names
Used to laugh and call him names
Shout out to my boyfriend's mum, who has only seen Storm Darragh written down and doesn't have confidence to pronounce it. "I hope you're okay in the Named Storm, Harri". I sure am, babe.
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Shout out to my boyfriend's mum, who has only seen Storm Darragh written down and doesn't have confidence to pronounce it. "I hope you're okay in the Named Storm, Harri". I sure am, babe.