Sam
@blessedwithpace.bsky.social
I panic buy trail running shoes.
My earphones have probably just come out the wash.
My earphones have probably just come out the wash.
My other half just said Steve Mcmananan looks like a cricketer and she's entirely correct
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My other half just said Steve Mcmananan looks like a cricketer and she's entirely correct
Hear me out. Curtis as a Trent-style fullback, making play, getting into midfield, doing all the bits
February 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Hear me out. Curtis as a Trent-style fullback, making play, getting into midfield, doing all the bits
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Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan
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I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.
Genuinely don't know any of this Sunderland team we're playing, which is a sure sign that somebody's going to do a Kevin Lisbie on us
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Genuinely don't know any of this Sunderland team we're playing, which is a sure sign that somebody's going to do a Kevin Lisbie on us
I don't know what to tell you, it's been a busy day. I'll do better.
Frank sacked by Spurs early afternoon afternoon, and still no post from @blessedwithpace.bsky.social suggesting Alan Curbishley for the role. Truly the end of times.
(also, autocorrect suggested Alan Circuitry which I don't hate as a robot manager name)
(also, autocorrect suggested Alan Circuitry which I don't hate as a robot manager name)
February 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I don't know what to tell you, it's been a busy day. I'll do better.
Ally McCoist has some stock phrases he overuses during commentary, he really does
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Ally McCoist has some stock phrases he overuses during commentary, he really does
Carrick's side buckling under the immense pressure of knowing that lad is potentially cutting his hair if they win
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Carrick's side buckling under the immense pressure of knowing that lad is potentially cutting his hair if they win
Nightmare, scoring a goal. Made us absolutely garbage.
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Nightmare, scoring a goal. Made us absolutely garbage.
Just watched The Housemaid
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February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just watched The Housemaid
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That Raye song "Where Is My Husband!", but instead of husband it's pizza that had an estimated delivery time of 2 minutes ago
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
That Raye song "Where Is My Husband!", but instead of husband it's pizza that had an estimated delivery time of 2 minutes ago
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but really robust vetting doesn't have the person being vetted telling me they're a good guy as a central part of the process.
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but really robust vetting doesn't have the person being vetted telling me they're a good guy as a central part of the process.
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I haven’f seen a Pope that surprised by a Frenchman since Napoleon took Pope Pius VII’s crown and stuck it on his head
January 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I haven’f seen a Pope that surprised by a Frenchman since Napoleon took Pope Pius VII’s crown and stuck it on his head
Ibou getting me here. Dusty.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Ibou getting me here. Dusty.
Dan Burn is a clumsy thick giraffe, and just cos he's a big fucking geordie it seems like he's given licence to just lumber into people at will, and that's ok cos he's Dan Burn
January 31, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Dan Burn is a clumsy thick giraffe, and just cos he's a big fucking geordie it seems like he's given licence to just lumber into people at will, and that's ok cos he's Dan Burn
Remember everyone saying Wirtz wasn't all that
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Remember everyone saying Wirtz wasn't all that
Is 'Joao Pedro' actually meant to be pronounced 'Jer-wow' or is it English commentators just butchering his name?
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Is 'Joao Pedro' actually meant to be pronounced 'Jer-wow' or is it English commentators just butchering his name?
It's still January for the whole of the next week lads
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 AM
It's still January for the whole of the next week lads
Arteta scrolling on LinkedIn looking for something inspirational to say to get them back into this
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Arteta scrolling on LinkedIn looking for something inspirational to say to get them back into this
Sorry but if you haven't learned to defend long throws into the box, especially at THIS stage in THIS season, you deserve to lose like that.
You know what's coming. Head the fucking thing away.
You know what's coming. Head the fucking thing away.
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Sorry but if you haven't learned to defend long throws into the box, especially at THIS stage in THIS season, you deserve to lose like that.
You know what's coming. Head the fucking thing away.
You know what's coming. Head the fucking thing away.
Trump is about to issue a statement claiming credit for negotiations to get Senegal back in the pitch
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Trump is about to issue a statement claiming credit for negotiations to get Senegal back in the pitch
God I hope the keeper saves this penalty
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
God I hope the keeper saves this penalty
Undiluted scenes at the AFCON final
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Undiluted scenes at the AFCON final
Microdosing season 1 episode 7 of 'Fallout' cos every time my arse hits the sofa one of my family asks me to do something for them.
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Microdosing season 1 episode 7 of 'Fallout' cos every time my arse hits the sofa one of my family asks me to do something for them.