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Government drone. Episcopalian who used to be Mormon. Said "super" twice in one sentence in NY Times. He/him #FaithfullyLGBT
There’s a lot of you saying “I would risk it all for him” who are afraid to tell your server the restaurant got your order wrong tbh
March 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There’s a lot of you saying “I would risk it all for him” who are afraid to tell your server the restaurant got your order wrong tbh
After watching all the musical versions of A Star Is Born, I must say: the Gaga one is the best, then the Judy Garland one, followed by the Barbra one
March 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
After watching all the musical versions of A Star Is Born, I must say: the Gaga one is the best, then the Judy Garland one, followed by the Barbra one
I read “ijbol” as if it stood for “I just be online” and it never fails to make sense, so do with that information what you will
February 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I read “ijbol” as if it stood for “I just be online” and it never fails to make sense, so do with that information what you will
My husband just told me I’m as good at being a husband as Joan Collins is at being mean, so I’ll just be riding that high forever
February 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My husband just told me I’m as good at being a husband as Joan Collins is at being mean, so I’ll just be riding that high forever
I love that Gaga said “so for the video, I’m thinking we open with a sort of Evil Von Trapp Children White Party” and everyone went for it
February 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I love that Gaga said “so for the video, I’m thinking we open with a sort of Evil Von Trapp Children White Party” and everyone went for it
To my kids as Gaga’s Abracadabra is playing in the car heading to church: “we’re on *our* way to pay the toll to the angels, you know”
February 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
To my kids as Gaga’s Abracadabra is playing in the car heading to church: “we’re on *our* way to pay the toll to the angels, you know”
I think the only anti-sports rhetoric we should accept from men at the Super Bowl party is of the gay variety. I still don’t like it, but I’ll tolerate posting “this is my Super Bowl” if it’s over a video of Debbie Reynolds as a football, but not over some still from The Office.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think the only anti-sports rhetoric we should accept from men at the Super Bowl party is of the gay variety. I still don’t like it, but I’ll tolerate posting “this is my Super Bowl” if it’s over a video of Debbie Reynolds as a football, but not over some still from The Office.
My eleven year old son just quoted a line from Kesha’s Boots and Boys in conversation, and that feels like just about the biggest Gay Dad Achievement possible
February 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My eleven year old son just quoted a line from Kesha’s Boots and Boys in conversation, and that feels like just about the biggest Gay Dad Achievement possible
No one should reheat nachos. It makes them soggy.
February 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
No one should reheat nachos. It makes them soggy.
The only good thing to ever come from the state of Connecticut is MGMT’s Oracular Spectacular
January 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The only good thing to ever come from the state of Connecticut is MGMT’s Oracular Spectacular
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There’s quite a crew of faithful Episcopalians on here from all over the Episcopal Church - if you’re trying to find someplace to try it out this Sunday, feel free to reply here with your city or town and we’ll see if people know specific parishes in your area they can recommend! (Feel free to RT) ⚓️
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s quite a crew of faithful Episcopalians on here from all over the Episcopal Church - if you’re trying to find someplace to try it out this Sunday, feel free to reply here with your city or town and we’ll see if people know specific parishes in your area they can recommend! (Feel free to RT) ⚓️
I forgot they made Jon Heder’s character in Blades of Glory canonically non-Mormon. An outrage.
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I forgot they made Jon Heder’s character in Blades of Glory canonically non-Mormon. An outrage.
I’m immune to propaganda because I’ve spent the past few years building up that immunity by every day ingesting small amounts of propaganda that is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m immune to propaganda because I’ve spent the past few years building up that immunity by every day ingesting small amounts of propaganda that is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man
I’m sorry Mormons, but we can tell your church isn’t true because having just one drink and then going to the grocery store is undefeated
January 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m sorry Mormons, but we can tell your church isn’t true because having just one drink and then going to the grocery store is undefeated
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January 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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What are some other languages’ ways to talk about “top” and “bottom” in a gay context? I know Spanish has “active” and “passive,” and Chinese describes it on a scale from 1 to 0, but I’m curious about others
January 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What are some other languages’ ways to talk about “top” and “bottom” in a gay context? I know Spanish has “active” and “passive,” and Chinese describes it on a scale from 1 to 0, but I’m curious about others
My neighbor told me vampires keep eating her husbands so I asked how many husbands she has and she said she just goes on the apps and gets a new husband afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding husbands to vampires and then her daughter started crying.
January 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My neighbor told me vampires keep eating her husbands so I asked how many husbands she has and she said she just goes on the apps and gets a new husband afterwards so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding husbands to vampires and then her daughter started crying.
Not on her side, of course, but Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face and then immediately coming up with “at least it’s a fruit pie?” She got us at least little bit, gals
January 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Not on her side, of course, but Anita Bryant getting a pie to the face and then immediately coming up with “at least it’s a fruit pie?” She got us at least little bit, gals
I’m watching a football game and they said there are 100 yards, but there just appears to be one really big yard? What is the truth 🧐
January 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I’m watching a football game and they said there are 100 yards, but there just appears to be one really big yard? What is the truth 🧐
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may anita bryant receive the afterlife she believed in
January 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
may anita bryant receive the afterlife she believed in
Counterpoint:
January 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Counterpoint:
*Lana Del Ray Voice*: Did you know there’s a gay sex car on the Mexico City Metro?
January 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*Lana Del Ray Voice*: Did you know there’s a gay sex car on the Mexico City Metro?
D&Ders tell me bards are really weak, but didn’t one literally defeat Satan with a fiddle? Checkmate, nerds
January 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
D&Ders tell me bards are really weak, but didn’t one literally defeat Satan with a fiddle? Checkmate, nerds