My miståke

I’m only in an oddly-intense vaguely bro-y group chat with one Conrad 😘

Don’t tell me you’re the type to see a hot guy you fancy while out, shrink and never approach him, and then message him later “I saw you out a X place, but I was scared to approach you 🥺”

Like, I’m so sorry to have to say this, but Barbra had literally nothing to work with in her movie, and only her Barbra-ness made the movie remotely watchable

Obviously the female leads are all great, but the most recent version easily has the best male lead performance, and I thought they filled out the storyline the best of all of them

Nachos are made to be eaten in one sitting. I just want better things for you

It’s true, 9/10 old church ladies approve

I’m afraid that when I googled him, it said he was a “YouTuber,” which as you know means while he may not be wicked, he cannot be good

Oh I saw folks from that church offer Ash Wednesday ashes at Dupont Circle metro!