Blayne
@blaynegelbman.bsky.social
NYCDOE High School teacher, volunteer firefighter, daughter dad, happy husband. There’s no such thing as too much garlic.
To be fair, it’s BUN one hell of a week.
I think I’m out of sandwich puns.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
To be fair, it’s BUN one hell of a week.
Nice shimmy, Jerry jimmy
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Nice shimmy, Jerry jimmy
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Synopsis for Latecomerslive on KEXP
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They Might Be Giants - Synopsis For Latecomers (Live on KEXP)
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September 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Synopsis for Latecomerslive on KEXP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Qz...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Qz...
There’s no such thing as bad ribs, only better ribs
Today, trying out a few new things on the smoker. First: I am attempting ribs. And easy recipe for the first time. I will try one of those elaborate three-stage things another time. /1
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Easy Pellet Smoker Ribs - Baby Back or Pork Ribs! • Low Carb with Jennifer
This pellet smoker ribs recipe works with any kind of ribs you have. I used pork spare ribs but this will work for baby back ribs as well.
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September 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There’s no such thing as bad ribs, only better ribs
He doesn’t.
Wondering today whether John Bolton wishes he’d testified against Trump in that first impeachment.
August 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He doesn’t.
This is funny. Like there gonna be another election..,
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August 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is funny. Like there gonna be another election..,
Dc wasn’t the test. LA was. Chicago will be the bellweather. Let’s see what happens when he comes for NYC.
He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one.
Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant.
Many have speculated how he’d do it.
Now his gambit is clear.
DC was a test.
He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities.
This is not a drill.
Democracy is at defcon 1.
Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant.
Many have speculated how he’d do it.
Now his gambit is clear.
DC was a test.
He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities.
This is not a drill.
Democracy is at defcon 1.
August 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Dc wasn’t the test. LA was. Chicago will be the bellweather. Let’s see what happens when he comes for NYC.
I support this, but FIFA also kept the cup in Qatar
August 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I support this, but FIFA also kept the cup in Qatar
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This is exactly why Dems get their ass handed to them by Trump's world. They have no clue how to leverage social media algos to their advantage.
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Silent Coup: How Trump’s Allies Are Gaming Algorithms To Seize Your Feed
New research unravels the secret tactics behind Stop the Steal and other right-wing disinformation campaigns.
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August 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is exactly why Dems get their ass handed to them by Trump's world. They have no clue how to leverage social media algos to their advantage.
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Does timoe know threeyearletterman?
March 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Does timoe know threeyearletterman?
Does he even have the appropriate clearance? Would that even matter?
Regardless of your thoughts on Musk, he has significant business interests in China.
Why the fuck is he getting this briefing?
Why the fuck is he getting this briefing?
Breaking News: The Pentagon is set to brief Elon Musk on the U.S. military’s closely guarded plan for any potential war with China, officials said.
March 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Does he even have the appropriate clearance? Would that even matter?
This is how I feel about every #severance post i try to avoid
Thanks for not spoiling it and yet simultaneously warning me that I need to be well rested. I’ll watch it Saturday.
March 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is how I feel about every #severance post i try to avoid
If only
Happy March 15 to the President of the United States and all his team.
March 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If only
Damn Jerry. That’s amazing
March 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Damn Jerry. That’s amazing
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This is how it starts. This is groundwork for a géstapo. ‘Reporting’ people to get revenge, scare them, or silence them into compliance. There will be more of this.
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
This is how it starts. This is groundwork for a géstapo. ‘Reporting’ people to get revenge, scare them, or silence them into compliance. There will be more of this.
This is a great skeet
And I want 'Texas Hold'em' renamed to 'Protect yo Deck', but we can't always get what we want.
March 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This is a great skeet
Amen.
My empathy meter for these types of people who happily voted to hurt people, now hurting themselves is at zero.
February 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Amen.
Can we retire this oyster? There’s no one under 35 that remates to this guy
Carville: The key issue is that in this century under Democratic President 50 million jobs have been created. One million jobs under Republicans
February 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Can we retire this oyster? There’s no one under 35 that remates to this guy
This means nothing. Check back in 2 years
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February 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This means nothing. Check back in 2 years
BUT HE IS PRESIDENT. He doesn’t care about those numbers, and neither do the people that control him. Fuck, wake up
Maddow: All of this absolutely historically unprecedented. No president has ever come out of the gate with numbers like this ever before. And it is across the board
February 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
BUT HE IS PRESIDENT. He doesn’t care about those numbers, and neither do the people that control him. Fuck, wake up
Fair
Has Gretzky clarified which team he is cheering for tonight?
February 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Fair
He’s not watching. C’mon man
I hope the hockey fans in Boston sing O Canada good and loud so they annoy the hell out of the Orange Blob who may watch it on TV. Go Team Canada!
February 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
He’s not watching. C’mon man
I wanted USA to win the 4 nations. Not because I’m some USA nationalist; I’m not. I wanted the boys to win because being American is bigger than T & E. The boys played great. They got beat by a ridiculous squad. Ppl can make this pokitical, and I guess that’s ok. Bit for me, it was great hockey
February 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I wanted USA to win the 4 nations. Not because I’m some USA nationalist; I’m not. I wanted the boys to win because being American is bigger than T & E. The boys played great. They got beat by a ridiculous squad. Ppl can make this pokitical, and I guess that’s ok. Bit for me, it was great hockey
Can we dig this guy and his sons up, and resurrect them?
February 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can we dig this guy and his sons up, and resurrect them?