Blarghalt
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Good government is tyrannical rule by a giant evil floating head
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Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
[watching my dog lying on the couch doing nothing wrong whatsoever]
now look buddy this behavior is unacceptable
now look buddy this behavior is unacceptable
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
[watching my dog lying on the couch doing nothing wrong whatsoever]
now look buddy this behavior is unacceptable
now look buddy this behavior is unacceptable
with a global village coffeehouse aesthetic ass logo. They thought of everything
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
with a global village coffeehouse aesthetic ass logo. They thought of everything
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
if you have a coach McGuirk pfp it not only should be read in his voice but it will be the same way the speed of light is an unchangeable constant
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
if you have a coach McGuirk pfp it not only should be read in his voice but it will be the same way the speed of light is an unchangeable constant
GTA cutscenes where you swapped the character models with Mario and Goku
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
GTA cutscenes where you swapped the character models with Mario and Goku
Gourmet Guy can't hold onto that castle key if he's dead
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gourmet Guy can't hold onto that castle key if he's dead
i'm glad zohran won but cuomo being a sore loser and going rogue and getting everything short of outright endorsement from the DNC is a very very bad sign for the DNC's future
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i'm glad zohran won but cuomo being a sore loser and going rogue and getting everything short of outright endorsement from the DNC is a very very bad sign for the DNC's future
I'm glad Zohran won but some of his past social media posts are still cause for concern
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I'm glad Zohran won but some of his past social media posts are still cause for concern
Charlie Kirk if he was a far-right european politician vs if he was the popular mayor of a midwest town vs if he was a revolutionary african warlord
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Charlie Kirk if he was a far-right european politician vs if he was the popular mayor of a midwest town vs if he was a revolutionary african warlord
the writer's room is a smoke-filled pit of despaired laughs filled with societal rejects, man and woman, and that's how it should be. this will go nowhere
Here’s the reason I spoke to so many video game actors. I attended the launch of TIVA, an independently run audiobook series with all of your favourite voice actors, aiming to fight back against AI and corporations, featuring an all female/non-binary cast.
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
Mass Effect, Baldur's Gate, And Assassin's Creed Stars Unite For All-Female And Non-Binary Audiobook, And We Spoke To Them All
TIVA is a self-funded audiobook project featuring a wealth of talent, aiming to "stand against the exploitation of artists by corporations and AI."
www.thegamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the writer's room is a smoke-filled pit of despaired laughs filled with societal rejects, man and woman, and that's how it should be. this will go nowhere
The one verbal tic that makes me instantly not take a person seriously is when they censor their curses. Just makes you come across like trying to be tough and edgy while still staying PG-13. Say fuck with your whole chest or don't
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The one verbal tic that makes me instantly not take a person seriously is when they censor their curses. Just makes you come across like trying to be tough and edgy while still staying PG-13. Say fuck with your whole chest or don't
jesus, the vaguely nice plattitude-spouting centrist that blew up his one stated goal and ended up an embarrassing fuckup only for an inexplicable personality cult to spring up around his failure anyway
oh my god christianity is just religious khive
oh my god christianity is just religious khive
"hey jesus a drunk legionary beat my kid's eyeball out of his socket for mildly annoying him what should we do"
"[rambling allegory about the kingdom of heaven and keeping the course for the faithful will be rewarded]"
"i hate you and i think less of anyone who thinks you have anything worth saying"
"[rambling allegory about the kingdom of heaven and keeping the course for the faithful will be rewarded]"
"i hate you and i think less of anyone who thinks you have anything worth saying"
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
jesus, the vaguely nice plattitude-spouting centrist that blew up his one stated goal and ended up an embarrassing fuckup only for an inexplicable personality cult to spring up around his failure anyway
oh my god christianity is just religious khive
oh my god christianity is just religious khive
1st century jews got stuck with antiquity matthew ygglesies who openly collaborated with their oppressors and told them to calm down and just take it and europe spent centuries being shocked, SHOCKED, that they lynched his centrist ass by proxy
the most damning interpretation of Jesus isn't him being a fraud or insane or made-up entirely, it's Jesus being a believe-nothing centrist that couldn't read the room and got off on making everyone very angry
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
1st century jews got stuck with antiquity matthew ygglesies who openly collaborated with their oppressors and told them to calm down and just take it and europe spent centuries being shocked, SHOCKED, that they lynched his centrist ass by proxy
the most damning interpretation of Jesus isn't him being a fraud or insane or made-up entirely, it's Jesus being a believe-nothing centrist that couldn't read the room and got off on making everyone very angry
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
the most damning interpretation of Jesus isn't him being a fraud or insane or made-up entirely, it's Jesus being a believe-nothing centrist that couldn't read the room and got off on making everyone very angry
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
This is also by far the most likely kind of person he actually was
i zapped myself with this and saw quaritch's batting average for military victories and nearly killed myself
Buying the van they used to zap people with Havana syndrome, but modifying it to give people the thing where they're depressed they don't live in the Avatar movies
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i zapped myself with this and saw quaritch's batting average for military victories and nearly killed myself
The Wide Awakes never disbanded. We went underground after the Civil War and have been secretly pushing Wokeness not to bring about race-communism or destroy Western Civilization, but to prepare Americans for the great hidden truth that all the founding fathers except Benjamin Franklin were Chinese
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Wide Awakes never disbanded. We went underground after the Civil War and have been secretly pushing Wokeness not to bring about race-communism or destroy Western Civilization, but to prepare Americans for the great hidden truth that all the founding fathers except Benjamin Franklin were Chinese
I went to a store and the staff was very rude to me and I called the Better Business Bureau but they were busy, so I called the Badder Business Bureau and told them how I was treated horribly and the lady on the phone just went "good!" and hung up.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I went to a store and the staff was very rude to me and I called the Better Business Bureau but they were busy, so I called the Badder Business Bureau and told them how I was treated horribly and the lady on the phone just went "good!" and hung up.
80s british wargames are funny because all the arguments about what they actually mean politically are rendered moot when you remembered literally every 80s British tabletop were made by guys who really truly did want to kill Margaret Thatcher and preferably the same way they killed Mussolini
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
80s british wargames are funny because all the arguments about what they actually mean politically are rendered moot when you remembered literally every 80s British tabletop were made by guys who really truly did want to kill Margaret Thatcher and preferably the same way they killed Mussolini
raw legionnaire recruit: oh boy, i can't wait to fight the degenerate caledonians or maybe put those damn germanic barbarians in their place
centurion veteran: BROTHER THIS ISN'T GAUL THIS IS THE SIEGE OF BETAR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
centurion veteran: BROTHER THIS ISN'T GAUL THIS IS THE SIEGE OF BETAR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
raw legionnaire recruit: oh boy, i can't wait to fight the degenerate caledonians or maybe put those damn germanic barbarians in their place
centurion veteran: BROTHER THIS ISN'T GAUL THIS IS THE SIEGE OF BETAR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
centurion veteran: BROTHER THIS ISN'T GAUL THIS IS THE SIEGE OF BETAR YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
the entire elite lib class like matty g is spread over like 150 group chats which sometimes get leaked and for some reason these group chats are always also filled with increasingly psychotic billionaires and guys notorious for talking like excerpts from the Turner Diaries
part of it has to be the GCs, but i really think people are dramatically underestimating how much X has warped their views. this shift accelerating in 2023 is surely no fucking coincidence
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
the entire elite lib class like matty g is spread over like 150 group chats which sometimes get leaked and for some reason these group chats are always also filled with increasingly psychotic billionaires and guys notorious for talking like excerpts from the Turner Diaries
pokemon gym leader getting promoted to league champion beat
October 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
pokemon gym leader getting promoted to league champion beat
how'd you find a picture of Graham Platner's back
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
how'd you find a picture of Graham Platner's back