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Blarghalt
@blarghalt.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Hello! Welcome! Don't mind that thing in the corner that's just the Corner Demon don't bother it it won't bother you
medieval peasants were not this servile
This message is for the “Do Something” crowd:
If you performed your civic duties in 2024, this message is not for you, but I would appreciate you reposting this message for those who need to hear it.
The time to “do something” was 2024, and it will be again in 2026 and 2028.
Speak up and vote!
If you performed your civic duties in 2024, this message is not for you, but I would appreciate you reposting this message for those who need to hear it.
The time to “do something” was 2024, and it will be again in 2026 and 2028.
Speak up and vote!
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 AM
medieval peasants were not this servile
got a giant drum of E that's completely unlabeled save for a picture of a Half-Life 1 scientist's head on the side. pumpin' myself with that shit that makes me say Eureka and According to My Calculations and My God, Man, It Can't Be Done and so on
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
got a giant drum of E that's completely unlabeled save for a picture of a Half-Life 1 scientist's head on the side. pumpin' myself with that shit that makes me say Eureka and According to My Calculations and My God, Man, It Can't Be Done and so on
as is tradition, Tennō Naruhito will banish the disgraced prime minister to live forevermore in the forest with the tengus
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi Dissolves Parliament, Calls Snap Election — Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi announced she will dissolve parliament and call a snap election just three months after taking office. The rapid timeline launches a high-stakes national campaign that…
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi Dissolves Parliament, Calls Snap Election
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 AM
as is tradition, Tennō Naruhito will banish the disgraced prime minister to live forevermore in the forest with the tengus
Julius Streicher was funny guy; most other Nazis of his relative influence and position were usually given twenty-year stints in prison that were often eventually commuted, but Julboy was such a slimy little fucker during his own trial that the jury went "this rag owner in particular needs to die."
The Allies strangled Julius Streicher to death not for any actual war crimes he did but for being a vile little weasel that ran a racist rag and for setting this precedent I am eternally grateful to them
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Julius Streicher was funny guy; most other Nazis of his relative influence and position were usually given twenty-year stints in prison that were often eventually commuted, but Julboy was such a slimy little fucker during his own trial that the jury went "this rag owner in particular needs to die."
i made my mailbox a giant screaming pillar of fire every day until my mailman noticed
January 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
i made my mailbox a giant screaming pillar of fire every day until my mailman noticed
Hate to break your fantasy with REALITY, liberal, but 50+ year old Wolf O'donnel is not a sexy silver fox. He has a beer gut and back problems and several missing teeth and voted for whoever the Cornerian equivalent of Trump was
January 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Hate to break your fantasy with REALITY, liberal, but 50+ year old Wolf O'donnel is not a sexy silver fox. He has a beer gut and back problems and several missing teeth and voted for whoever the Cornerian equivalent of Trump was
Bowser is happily divorced or contentedly widowed K Rool is canonically but unhappily married and every Donkey Kong game where he appears is when he's been kicked out of the house after he got in a Andy Capp dustball fight with his wife and lost
bowser is a family man but i know for sure King K rool smokes fent
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Bowser is happily divorced or contentedly widowed K Rool is canonically but unhappily married and every Donkey Kong game where he appears is when he's been kicked out of the house after he got in a Andy Capp dustball fight with his wife and lost
merry new year me and irene sanders are here drinking so much that our blood has become flammable
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
merry new year me and irene sanders are here drinking so much that our blood has become flammable
The Democratic Party has an immense amount of woes, but I think the most lethal tendency that's threatened its longterm survival is how a broad swath of its superstructure has been hijacked by fucking Garveyists
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
The Democratic Party has an immense amount of woes, but I think the most lethal tendency that's threatened its longterm survival is how a broad swath of its superstructure has been hijacked by fucking Garveyists
🚨 ANTI-MASONIC PARTY PATRIOTS IN CONTROL 🚨
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🚨 ANTI-MASONIC PARTY PATRIOTS IN CONTROL 🚨
i am marcus garvey's strongest hater. we must invent a time machine to go back in time and give web du bois nuclear weapons and a dragon ball radar jury-rigged to locate obese men who dress up like toussaint l'ouverture
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i am marcus garvey's strongest hater. we must invent a time machine to go back in time and give web du bois nuclear weapons and a dragon ball radar jury-rigged to locate obese men who dress up like toussaint l'ouverture
Putting a theory down to paper I've had for a while.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Putting a theory down to paper I've had for a while.
the 1930s and 40s were so awesome to be an animator if you drew a cartoon impersonating peter lorre the audience would just howl with laughter until their hearts exploded
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
the 1930s and 40s were so awesome to be an animator if you drew a cartoon impersonating peter lorre the audience would just howl with laughter until their hearts exploded
people complain about Lara Croft's character being ruined and everyone is missing the point of Lara Croft on both sides
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
people complain about Lara Croft's character being ruined and everyone is missing the point of Lara Croft on both sides
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
she is hot british woman with huge breasts who is also an upper class british aristocrat and therefore should have the worst possible opinions and stances on everything imaginable
TOP FIVE AUTHORS OF MEDIEVAL GRIMOIRES:
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
TOP FIVE AUTHORS OF MEDIEVAL GRIMOIRES:
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Santa Claus (pre-apotheosis)
Hermes Trismegistus
The actual, literal Devil masquerading as a Spanish inquisitor
Aleister Crowley (11-month time travel mishap)
Whoever also wrote the Voyinch Manuscript
Duke is a mercenary. A blood-merchant. There is no principle he will not betray for coin. He sold and continues to sell the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe to the highest bidder; treason comes as naturally to him as breathing, or licking his own balls.
my brain insisted i make this in a fugue state before eating dinner. mysterious energy. unsure what it means
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Duke is a mercenary. A blood-merchant. There is no principle he will not betray for coin. He sold and continues to sell the Bush's Baked Beans secret recipe to the highest bidder; treason comes as naturally to him as breathing, or licking his own balls.
There's something distinctly antiquity-ian to the explosion of Charlie Kirk faceswaps. It's like the fate a mortal would suffer for getting one Greek god particularly mad at them
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There's something distinctly antiquity-ian to the explosion of Charlie Kirk faceswaps. It's like the fate a mortal would suffer for getting one Greek god particularly mad at them
is YOUR 🫵 loved one a vampire? KNOW THE SIGNS!
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
is YOUR 🫵 loved one a vampire? KNOW THE SIGNS!
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
- avoids daylight
- drinks blood out of milk jugs
- explodes into a cloud of bats to avoid confontation
- says "i'm a vampire"
they can't even conceive of what i'm capable of. opps mildly annoyed me and I vaporized his ass with a Dahir Insaat Dr Seuss machine.
December 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
they can't even conceive of what i'm capable of. opps mildly annoyed me and I vaporized his ass with a Dahir Insaat Dr Seuss machine.
These types are a handy reminder that just because a movement evolves over time doesn't mean the progenitors aren't still running around. First-gen suffragettes are still around and are just reactionary as they were back then about everything not related to Sexism Happening to Them Specifically
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
These types are a handy reminder that just because a movement evolves over time doesn't mean the progenitors aren't still running around. First-gen suffragettes are still around and are just reactionary as they were back then about everything not related to Sexism Happening to Them Specifically
Drow should sound as if they're all like, extras in Surviving Edged Weapons.
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Drow should sound as if they're all like, extras in Surviving Edged Weapons.
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
Ooooh Great Lolth we sacrifice this innocent soul to ya to sate yer cruel hunger if it ain't a bother
The Received Pronunciation Limey Regime has endured far too long in RPGs. The next big Baldur's Gate 3 tier role playing game needs to have some utterly deranged accents and absolutely none of them from Albion
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Received Pronunciation Limey Regime has endured far too long in RPGs. The next big Baldur's Gate 3 tier role playing game needs to have some utterly deranged accents and absolutely none of them from Albion
everyone is a segregationist now. george wallace jr won
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
everyone is a segregationist now. george wallace jr won
i really do like punching khive stans it's like beating up that one teacher in middle school everyone hated
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i really do like punching khive stans it's like beating up that one teacher in middle school everyone hated
man now i just feel bad. this is like beating up Glass Joe
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
man now i just feel bad. this is like beating up Glass Joe