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Part III of this. Please share to bring awareness to this and put pressure on #TheGlenn apartments. No parent should have to go through this after losing their child. #childdeath #trauma #montevalloal #alabama #justiceforemberpoe #boostthis #signalboost
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Part II of this. Please share to bring awareness to this and put pressure on #TheGlenn apartments. No parent should have to go through this after losing their child. #childdeath #trauma #montevalloal #alabama #justiceforemberpoe #boostthis #signalboost
January 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Part I of this. Please share to bring awareness to this and put pressure on #TheGlenn apartments. No parent should have to go through this after losing their child. #childdeath #trauma #montevalloal #alabama #justiceforemberpoe #boostthis #signalboost
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fuck the Hulk Hogan.
January 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nobody:

My 14-year-old: I’m bored. I’m gonna go dislike all of Ben Shapiro’s videos.
January 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.

People like Donald Trump go to Hell.

Hope this helps,

God
December 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
My 14-year-old got me to play #Fortnite with them. They were all excited about it and now I’m hyperfocused and hooked. Yesterday, they told me that I wasn’t allowed to mention that we play because, and I quote, “I mean, Fortnite isn’t really… a thing anymore.” 😑
December 30, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Oddly enough, I’ve been trying to record that for like two weeks, lol. But I’m never happy with it and end up starting over.
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 PM
This is quality. 🤣
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 PM
lol, sure!
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
My #cybertruck song my neurodivergent ass made up in traffic today.
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Can we just ask R-Truth?
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
No one who watches professional wrestling thinks it’s real except kids, but the point stands. Vince McMahon wanted a story line in which he impregnated his actual daughter. And she had to tell him no.

Because he fucking PITCHED it to her.

#fucklindamcmahon
People who think professional wrestling is real think that the allegations of covering up sexual assault against Linda McMahon and her husband Vince are fake.

Make it make sense.
November 21, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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To review:

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017

SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Am I obsessed with #AgathaAllAlong?

Yes

Am I listening to The Ballad of the Witches’ Road on repeat?

Yes.

Am I going to record it on #Smule with all the parts and whatnot?

Also, yes.

That’s it. That’s the post.
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
November 15, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
The incomparable Mary Beard is on Bsky! Follow her immediately.

@wmarybeard.bsky.social

Now, if someone will please get the message to Jason Ritter to hop over here.
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Why does Bsky say I have an invalid handle? #bluesky #bsky #invalidhandle
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM