BlackstarMBV
@blackstarmbv.bsky.social
Occasional LPer/streamer, horror nerd, "Entertainment Archaeologist", pansexual punk opossum. 27yo. He/They! Reposts (and some posts) 🔞 so minors DNI. Avatar by @orioel on Twitter. Boyf <3 <3 <3: https://bsky.app/profile/cafedecheshire.bsky.social
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Inspired by the Boyf (@cafedecheshire.bsky.social), I'm redoing the things I love algorithm thingy for mutuals. Here we go!
Animals
🖤Opossums
🖤Goats
🖤Dogs (especially Siberian Huskies, Blue Heelers, and Samoyeds)
🖤Cats (especially Ragamuffins, Maine Coons, Dollface Persians, and Russian Blues
Animals
🖤Opossums
🖤Goats
🖤Dogs (especially Siberian Huskies, Blue Heelers, and Samoyeds)
🖤Cats (especially Ragamuffins, Maine Coons, Dollface Persians, and Russian Blues
Alright I think I've talked about my fascination with JAV titles before, but today I saw one that was particularly vexing:
"MIDV-005 I hate my uncle's brother-in-law's aphrodisiac!"
...Uncle's brother-in-law. So... Your stepdad? Why the- Who describes their stepfather as "my uncle's brother-in-law"?
"MIDV-005 I hate my uncle's brother-in-law's aphrodisiac!"
...Uncle's brother-in-law. So... Your stepdad? Why the- Who describes their stepfather as "my uncle's brother-in-law"?
February 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Alright I think I've talked about my fascination with JAV titles before, but today I saw one that was particularly vexing:
"MIDV-005 I hate my uncle's brother-in-law's aphrodisiac!"
...Uncle's brother-in-law. So... Your stepdad? Why the- Who describes their stepfather as "my uncle's brother-in-law"?
"MIDV-005 I hate my uncle's brother-in-law's aphrodisiac!"
...Uncle's brother-in-law. So... Your stepdad? Why the- Who describes their stepfather as "my uncle's brother-in-law"?
...my god they're perfect together. that's adorable.
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
...my god they're perfect together. that's adorable.
The Queens Of The Stone Age b-side Ode To Clarissa sounds like it’s the genesis of Red Vox. I straight up thought I had accidentally put Red Vox on the playlist. Really fuckin good song, too, as to be expected from Rated R era QOTSA.
January 28, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The Queens Of The Stone Age b-side Ode To Clarissa sounds like it’s the genesis of Red Vox. I straight up thought I had accidentally put Red Vox on the playlist. Really fuckin good song, too, as to be expected from Rated R era QOTSA.
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there's only so many ways i can say that i drew self-insert dubcon
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
there's only so many ways i can say that i drew self-insert dubcon
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My new spider friend “Aladdin Sane” he is a Heteropoda DavidBowie huntsman spider
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 PM
My new spider friend “Aladdin Sane” he is a Heteropoda DavidBowie huntsman spider
hey people throw recipes at me. preferably cheap, but i'm not picky. i need to cook more.
It would seem that I have a consistent pattern of cooking a large meal every other day.
Possum needs to learn some go-to recipes to tackle regularly when term starts again.
Possum needs to learn some go-to recipes to tackle regularly when term starts again.
January 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
hey people throw recipes at me. preferably cheap, but i'm not picky. i need to cook more.
you'll be visited by three spirits
the three spirits
the three spirits
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
you'll be visited by three spirits
the three spirits
the three spirits
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my chaotic ADHD ass being forced into mutual and following tabs instead of discover has me feeling very...
a man is standing in front of a tree with a quote from the movie lord of the rings .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a tree with a quote from the movie lord of the rings .
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December 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
my chaotic ADHD ass being forced into mutual and following tabs instead of discover has me feeling very...
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if this makes me think of anything, it makes me think of Dark Ages Era Disney. Even if they were floundering, the advances in techniques were pretty amazing compared to where things were in Bronze Era.
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
if this makes me think of anything, it makes me think of Dark Ages Era Disney. Even if they were floundering, the advances in techniques were pretty amazing compared to where things were in Bronze Era.
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cartoon series can command; The processing power just isn't in the budget for something that is only gonna make money off *optional* ad revenue rather than box office ticket sales.
But an animator like Baxter can pull this off based on passion and hours of effort.
But an animator like Baxter can pull this off based on passion and hours of effort.
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
cartoon series can command; The processing power just isn't in the budget for something that is only gonna make money off *optional* ad revenue rather than box office ticket sales.
But an animator like Baxter can pull this off based on passion and hours of effort.
But an animator like Baxter can pull this off based on passion and hours of effort.
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It's kind of a go-to expectation because hybrid 2D/3D techniques have been used in animation for a long while. The more noticable stuff has been more about saving money on complex sequences, usually involving vehicles.
The kinda tech here would merit a way bigger budget than I think a streaming
The kinda tech here would merit a way bigger budget than I think a streaming
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's kind of a go-to expectation because hybrid 2D/3D techniques have been used in animation for a long while. The more noticable stuff has been more about saving money on complex sequences, usually involving vehicles.
The kinda tech here would merit a way bigger budget than I think a streaming
The kinda tech here would merit a way bigger budget than I think a streaming
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Just had to draw them with this meme lol
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just had to draw them with this meme lol
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
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Pernicious pussies predating pickle plushie provides profound pleasure perfectly.
December 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pernicious pussies predating pickle plushie provides profound pleasure perfectly.
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my throat is definitely disagreeing with that last point, but he got the spirit
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
my throat is definitely disagreeing with that last point, but he got the spirit
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
i can’t be the only one who finds it somewhat fascinating (and blasphemous? Maybe?) when a church has an electronic sign that says something about how everything is for jesus, “all for the lord”, etc., followed by cheering on the local sports team.
hey who knows maybe jesus roots for the Lions too
hey who knows maybe jesus roots for the Lions too
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i can’t be the only one who finds it somewhat fascinating (and blasphemous? Maybe?) when a church has an electronic sign that says something about how everything is for jesus, “all for the lord”, etc., followed by cheering on the local sports team.
hey who knows maybe jesus roots for the Lions too
hey who knows maybe jesus roots for the Lions too
Just watched a K9 officer STARE at someone on the opposite side of the street than where he was driving, make a U-turn, and start questioning/hassling this guy who was just waiting at the streetcar stop.
Fucking pigs.
Fucking pigs.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just watched a K9 officer STARE at someone on the opposite side of the street than where he was driving, make a U-turn, and start questioning/hassling this guy who was just waiting at the streetcar stop.
Fucking pigs.
Fucking pigs.
Just complimented a woman on her hair, she had black hair with red highlights, and all of a sudden this older guy behind me started talking quietly like “that ain’t hair, that’s a hat. But that slim body’s real, though”. Ooooookayyyyy. Weird as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just complimented a woman on her hair, she had black hair with red highlights, and all of a sudden this older guy behind me started talking quietly like “that ain’t hair, that’s a hat. But that slim body’s real, though”. Ooooookayyyyy. Weird as fuck.
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The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
The Warrior: You have my sword!
The Elf: And my bow!
The Dwarf: And my ax!
The Necromancer: And your father!
post your favorite "Lord Of The Rings" character. wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
post your favorite "Lord Of The Rings" character. wrong answers only.
i can't help that i somehow have catlike tread even when making noises like "mermermermermermermermer"
GODDAMNIT MY BF JUMP SCARED ME AGAIN.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
ALT: a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
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November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i can't help that i somehow have catlike tread even when making noises like "mermermermermermermermer"
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GODDAMNIT MY BF JUMP SCARED ME AGAIN.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
ALT: a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
GODDAMNIT MY BF JUMP SCARED ME AGAIN.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
I was on the couch, very much aline, gave a big stretching yawn. In the three seconds that yawn took, suddenly there's A Wild Boyfriend two inches from my fucking face.
Cue battle theme.
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so frustrated by your condition that you feel the need to lash out at other people.
I'm hear listen and talk with you about any problems you might have, no matter how big or small they might be.
I'm hear listen and talk with you about any problems you might have, no matter how big or small they might be.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
so frustrated by your condition that you feel the need to lash out at other people.
I'm hear listen and talk with you about any problems you might have, no matter how big or small they might be.
I'm hear listen and talk with you about any problems you might have, no matter how big or small they might be.
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Wasting your time the way you intended to waste other people's time with your little games?
It's only been about 5 minutes of effort.
Perhaps you're used to only performing for that short amount of time though... hrmm.
You should see a doctor about that if so. I'm so sorry that you're
It's only been about 5 minutes of effort.
Perhaps you're used to only performing for that short amount of time though... hrmm.
You should see a doctor about that if so. I'm so sorry that you're
a cartoon of a girl with blonde hair and a heart on her chest
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with blonde hair and a heart on her chest
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November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wasting your time the way you intended to waste other people's time with your little games?
It's only been about 5 minutes of effort.
Perhaps you're used to only performing for that short amount of time though... hrmm.
You should see a doctor about that if so. I'm so sorry that you're
It's only been about 5 minutes of effort.
Perhaps you're used to only performing for that short amount of time though... hrmm.
You should see a doctor about that if so. I'm so sorry that you're
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Oh you're so adorable, barking like you have any bite to go with it.
Do you do any other tricks? If I offer you a milk bone, will you play fetch?
C'mon, whosa gewd doggo, is it you?
Now show me your best angy face! Really grrrr at me!
Do you do any other tricks? If I offer you a milk bone, will you play fetch?
C'mon, whosa gewd doggo, is it you?
Now show me your best angy face! Really grrrr at me!
a person with orange hair is covering their mouth with their hand .
ALT: a person with orange hair is covering their mouth with their hand .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oh you're so adorable, barking like you have any bite to go with it.
Do you do any other tricks? If I offer you a milk bone, will you play fetch?
C'mon, whosa gewd doggo, is it you?
Now show me your best angy face! Really grrrr at me!
Do you do any other tricks? If I offer you a milk bone, will you play fetch?
C'mon, whosa gewd doggo, is it you?
Now show me your best angy face! Really grrrr at me!
