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Blackmarch
@blackmarch.bsky.social
Fiction writer and comedian, hopefully more active here than the other place.

The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it.

I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned!

#fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions
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Art, Cover Art even, for my fic (18+) 'Bench Warmer: A Naruto SI'!

archiveofourown.org/works/298343...

Done by the most talented and amazing-

@tench.bsky.social

-as a commission! Amazing work for an affordable price!

Thanks again, Tench!
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HOW SAKURA GOT THE MALORIAN.

AND A NEW CAR.

AND, YEAH.

I THINK WE'RE BACK.
Only Borbs: Edge Warmer: The Malorian Acquisition Snippet (With Car) | Blackmarch
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November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
...The people who run the world are fucking morons. Evil morons. Holy fuck.

The villains of today really *are* way too complex for reality. Go back to G1 Transformers. GI Joe. Captain Planet. *Scooby Doo*. A bunch of shortsighted, petty idiots are the great foe.

We're surrounded by evil clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
...Bethesda is dead.

Well. It was before. But the 'Anniversary' Update is just egregious.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Having taken my plants away from my sister's black thumb hands, they are doing much better. The ones that are still alive.

I am bitter.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Dunno who's gonna see this, but if you do and want to help people who are hungry, donate to a local food bank.

Most prefer money because they already have avenues for cheaper supplies. But if you're not sure, you can ask.

Things are about to get rough for many people. Take care of yourselves.
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You know what else I have a problem with?

That, sometimes, people don't actually want a response to their observations on here. I see that I can reply, so sometimes I reply.

That may not be the right thing to do. Damn you, Discord, you trained me wrong.
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'd get rid of those last few numbers, but they're all invisible and I can't. So I guess I'm stuck with it.
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Several thousand clicks later to unfollow the results of many a list, I no longer look like a crazy person.

YEAH
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Another thing one should never do. Open up Clearsky to see who else has blocked you.

...It explained why I haven't been hearing from a few guys lately. I'm blocked.

Woof.
October 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Honestly. I look at like, three people on here. Ever. And I avoid the Discovery tab like it's the plague. Why am I following so many people?

Did the lists I subscribe to explode in size? I dunno. But arrrgh.
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hm. I suspect that I'm, well. Annoying. Shit. That's why I don't use social media.
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Where Ino and Sakura appear on Colchis...and are immediately in over their heads.

#Naruto #Commission #30k #XVII
ICONOCLAST: A Bench Warmer/30k Story Pilot
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October 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Instead of pondering deep ethical questions, I'd rather dip my pigeon toes into something just as hazardous but like a third as serious. Maybe. I dunno.

I could be wrong.

I haven't played Pokemon since Emerald. On the Advance. Why is it that modern Pokemon looks so...empty? Lame?

Is it me?
October 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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They are not planning "a violent crackdown" on 10.18. What they are doing is sending a signal to their shock troops to try to cause havoc. But those shock troops will be vastly outnumbered. Go out and protest freely. Do not be cowed.
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just realized I have over 500 followers after seeing a thing. A thing that said anyone over 500 followers is on the 1 percent list of Bsky.

*How do I have over 500 followers?*
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm glad I'm not a poster. Or, well, Poaster. I don't do the skeets all that often. That thing.

Some of y'all are too much. Sometimes, you don't need to share every detail of your fears and anxieties with the world. It's okay.

'Tell me that you opened the Discover tab without saying you did'.
September 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am, as usual, absolute trash at advertising on social media.

I am, as usual, quite aware of why I'm living paycheck to paycheck.

*sob*
August 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM