Blackmarch
@blackmarch.bsky.social
Fiction writer and comedian, hopefully more active here than the other place.
The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it.
I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned!
#fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions
The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it.
I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned!
#fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions
After a whole year of this, and it being pushed on us by the worst people we know...yeah. *Yeah*.
I'm skeptical this is going to go well. But maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully, I am. For Maryland's sake.
I'm skeptical this is going to go well. But maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully, I am. For Maryland's sake.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
After a whole year of this, and it being pushed on us by the worst people we know...yeah. *Yeah*.
I'm skeptical this is going to go well. But maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully, I am. For Maryland's sake.
I'm skeptical this is going to go well. But maybe I'm wrong. Hopefully, I am. For Maryland's sake.
But, well. Move fast and break things is just how people roll now, I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
But, well. Move fast and break things is just how people roll now, I guess.
I'm just saying that using something like this on things that directly affect people's lives without all the bugs ironed out doesn't sound like a good idea. At all.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm just saying that using something like this on things that directly affect people's lives without all the bugs ironed out doesn't sound like a good idea. At all.
Diving into untested AI like this is giving me some doubts, tbh.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Diving into untested AI like this is giving me some doubts, tbh.
...Is Wes Moore dumb?
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
...Is Wes Moore dumb?
Don't forget. Kill your pawns if they have red eyes.
You will thank me.
You will thank me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Don't forget. Kill your pawns if they have red eyes.
You will thank me.
You will thank me.
Keanu Reeves, easy. And Edgar Wright.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Keanu Reeves, easy. And Edgar Wright.
I misread that first part as 'they couldn't cast Jack Black as James Bond' and I had to think about it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I misread that first part as 'they couldn't cast Jack Black as James Bond' and I had to think about it.
The real Cocaine Bear is still among us
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The real Cocaine Bear is still among us
Do what you gotta.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Do what you gotta.
We are surrounded by stupid people.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
We are surrounded by stupid people.
Where would this money even come from? Like, what? Tesla is *not* making that much money.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Where would this money even come from? Like, what? Tesla is *not* making that much money.
Many sins are excused by victory
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Many sins are excused by victory
Do you remember the *wompa*?
It destroyed the tiny version of me. Emotionally. It wasn't as if it were all that strong, or anything. Or dangerous. But...man.
That game had no right being that scary.
It destroyed the tiny version of me. Emotionally. It wasn't as if it were all that strong, or anything. Or dangerous. But...man.
That game had no right being that scary.
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do you remember the *wompa*?
It destroyed the tiny version of me. Emotionally. It wasn't as if it were all that strong, or anything. Or dangerous. But...man.
That game had no right being that scary.
It destroyed the tiny version of me. Emotionally. It wasn't as if it were all that strong, or anything. Or dangerous. But...man.
That game had no right being that scary.
Maybe they're both
October 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Maybe they're both
What's going to happen next, as he said, is locked in.
This is like the dismantling of USAID. But at home. That's it.
Other people bought the ticket. But we're on the ride.
It's not going to be fun. We're going to be different people at the end of this. But we persist.
They will break upon us.
This is like the dismantling of USAID. But at home. That's it.
Other people bought the ticket. But we're on the ride.
It's not going to be fun. We're going to be different people at the end of this. But we persist.
They will break upon us.
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
What's going to happen next, as he said, is locked in.
This is like the dismantling of USAID. But at home. That's it.
Other people bought the ticket. But we're on the ride.
It's not going to be fun. We're going to be different people at the end of this. But we persist.
They will break upon us.
This is like the dismantling of USAID. But at home. That's it.
Other people bought the ticket. But we're on the ride.
It's not going to be fun. We're going to be different people at the end of this. But we persist.
They will break upon us.
Ron White is the new Lewis Black.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Ron White is the new Lewis Black.
Gonna go volunteer.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Gonna go volunteer.
What can one person do? Diddly.
What can a million people do? 2 million? 3 million?
That's a whole lot of diddly. And every bit helps. Yep.
What can a million people do? 2 million? 3 million?
That's a whole lot of diddly. And every bit helps. Yep.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What can one person do? Diddly.
What can a million people do? 2 million? 3 million?
That's a whole lot of diddly. And every bit helps. Yep.
What can a million people do? 2 million? 3 million?
That's a whole lot of diddly. And every bit helps. Yep.