The seductive but dearly departed daughter 🍉|🍵-mpa
@blackadlerqueen.bsky.social
They're a ten but have never met an undead panic attack they couldn’t enhance by lobbing in a few more loudly shouted bad ideas. she/they. Bi, 35.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
Pinned
Vogueing Instructor: It's time to freestyle! Show off your skills! Pose! Show us who you are!
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
Hey leave miss chanandler bong alone.
It's still a better name than "Chandler".
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hey leave miss chanandler bong alone.
Well I'm fucking sad. Anyone got anything nice happening to them?
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well I'm fucking sad. Anyone got anything nice happening to them?
The world and fucking RSD hate me so much
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The world and fucking RSD hate me so much
Wicked but it's the Muppets
YouTube video by Ricky Downes III
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November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Unfortunately I walked into this arena just as Cotton Eyed Joe started playing so if this is someone's way of saying it should be my entrance music I will hurt someone.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Unfortunately I walked into this arena just as Cotton Eyed Joe started playing so if this is someone's way of saying it should be my entrance music I will hurt someone.
God I'm a failure
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
God I'm a failure
New The Amazing Devil music out in December maybe? HELL YEAH
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
New The Amazing Devil music out in December maybe? HELL YEAH
Every day I pray for the sweet release of death to free me from the criticism and scoldings of old people
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Every day I pray for the sweet release of death to free me from the criticism and scoldings of old people
Random line: somewhere in the distance a baby cries out, and I wonder if I could be just as honest.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Random line: somewhere in the distance a baby cries out, and I wonder if I could be just as honest.
CW: Grief.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
CW: Grief.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
Where can I find a small skull for my table at work?
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Where can I find a small skull for my table at work?
To that man who told me he liked my look and asked if I was aloof because it was part of my personality and I was being, "feisty", know that I was reticent only because you chose to do this in Mandarin and I just came downstairs for a waffle dog damnit.
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
To that man who told me he liked my look and asked if I was aloof because it was part of my personality and I was being, "feisty", know that I was reticent only because you chose to do this in Mandarin and I just came downstairs for a waffle dog damnit.
For very sad reasons I get really moved by black cats.
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For very sad reasons I get really moved by black cats.
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
Random thought but I hope Lil Nas X is doing okay.
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Random thought but I hope Lil Nas X is doing okay.
Me, grumbling about work: Italian man *derogatory*
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
October 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Me, grumbling about work: Italian man *derogatory*
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Every train trip nowadays seems to revolve around me trying to remember to breathe properly while visions of terrible terrible things seem to play on and on and on.
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every train trip nowadays seems to revolve around me trying to remember to breathe properly while visions of terrible terrible things seem to play on and on and on.
My brain is three movies playing the montage scenes at once while there's a tiny TV in the corner of the bar with the sound off and no subtitles showing me the most horrible things and a raccoon is changing the films but I keep getting suckered into the horrible bar TV and MY FACE WONT MOVE—
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My brain is three movies playing the montage scenes at once while there's a tiny TV in the corner of the bar with the sound off and no subtitles showing me the most horrible things and a raccoon is changing the films but I keep getting suckered into the horrible bar TV and MY FACE WONT MOVE—
Consciously tuning into my colleagues' conversation which just so happened to be, "Do you like choking?" Which got me so flabbergasted a colleague caught sight of my face and started laughing/coughing. another colleague jokingly told me not to go to horrible places in my brain.
October 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Consciously tuning into my colleagues' conversation which just so happened to be, "Do you like choking?" Which got me so flabbergasted a colleague caught sight of my face and started laughing/coughing. another colleague jokingly told me not to go to horrible places in my brain.
I'm trying to do this thing that people keep saying I should do called—
*Checks notes*
Taking care of myself?
A novel concept, but nevertheless, we persist.
*Checks notes*
Taking care of myself?
A novel concept, but nevertheless, we persist.
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm trying to do this thing that people keep saying I should do called—
*Checks notes*
Taking care of myself?
A novel concept, but nevertheless, we persist.
*Checks notes*
Taking care of myself?
A novel concept, but nevertheless, we persist.
Really it was cemented for me when i turned up at the appointment at 3.30pm instead of my actual target time at 3, only to be informed that my actual appointment had been at 11am that morning.
Guess who has been diagnosed with ADHD with "moderately severe anxiety/depression"!!!!!!
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 's me .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that 's me .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Really it was cemented for me when i turned up at the appointment at 3.30pm instead of my actual target time at 3, only to be informed that my actual appointment had been at 11am that morning.
Guess who has been diagnosed with ADHD with "moderately severe anxiety/depression"!!!!!!
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 's me .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying that 's me .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Guess who has been diagnosed with ADHD with "moderately severe anxiety/depression"!!!!!!
I've accidentally fallen into kontrabida academy and I love it.
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I've accidentally fallen into kontrabida academy and I love it.
My brain hasn't been nice to me today, and I keep wondering if it's worth it. My head keeps trying to tell me that I'm a hateful person and I am close to sobbing.
On the plus side I look good today.
On the plus side I look good today.
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My brain hasn't been nice to me today, and I keep wondering if it's worth it. My head keeps trying to tell me that I'm a hateful person and I am close to sobbing.
On the plus side I look good today.
On the plus side I look good today.
I feel like it is important for me to clarify that while I love old Hollywood movies I have never forgiven them for their adaptation of Daddy-Long-Legs that Fred Astaire starred in cause there was NEVER A NEED FOR A MUSICAL ADDITION TO THE MAIN STORY. You had no business being there, Astaire!!!!
September 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I feel like it is important for me to clarify that while I love old Hollywood movies I have never forgiven them for their adaptation of Daddy-Long-Legs that Fred Astaire starred in cause there was NEVER A NEED FOR A MUSICAL ADDITION TO THE MAIN STORY. You had no business being there, Astaire!!!!