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They're a ten but have never met an undead panic attack they couldn’t enhance by lobbing in a few more loudly shouted bad ideas. she/they. Bi, 35.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
Pinned
Vogueing Instructor: It's time to freestyle! Show off your skills! Pose! Show us who you are!
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
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Farmers coming in to buy flowers for their wives on valentines day is such an Experience because they’ll grumble a bit about the price of bouquets or chocolate, but then they’ll come up with a strange excuse for showing love. Today one of them said ‘well sure doesn’t she always have the dinner made’
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Farmers coming in to buy flowers for their wives on valentines day is such an Experience because they’ll grumble a bit about the price of bouquets or chocolate, but then they’ll come up with a strange excuse for showing love. Today one of them said ‘well sure doesn’t she always have the dinner made’
You know what? I have good boobs, I shouldn't be shy about it even if my face is kinda wrekt.
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
You know what? I have good boobs, I shouldn't be shy about it even if my face is kinda wrekt.
I am refusing to examine the implications of what it means if I like Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio in drag.
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I am refusing to examine the implications of what it means if I like Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio in drag.
Me, trying to explain my friend's event to a colleague: So imagine a bunch of lesbians. Now imagine the lesbians have situationships. And there's music.
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Me, trying to explain my friend's event to a colleague: So imagine a bunch of lesbians. Now imagine the lesbians have situationships. And there's music.
My thoughts nowadays seem to revolve around one sentence with different punctuation marks. "I am sad." "I am sad?" "I AM SAD!" and "I am sad—"
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
My thoughts nowadays seem to revolve around one sentence with different punctuation marks. "I am sad." "I am sad?" "I AM SAD!" and "I am sad—"
Sometimes I think I'm faking my queerness but then I look at a new picture of Charli XCX and remember who I am deep down: just a simpering obsessive.
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Sometimes I think I'm faking my queerness but then I look at a new picture of Charli XCX and remember who I am deep down: just a simpering obsessive.
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A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals.
Unfortunately I have become one of those cats who get scared of people suddenly appearing before me so I jump and panic, which in turns scares the shit out of them.
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Unfortunately I have become one of those cats who get scared of people suddenly appearing before me so I jump and panic, which in turns scares the shit out of them.
Random thought, but when Ilya Rozanov was talking to Shane about the many many women he slept with, he talks about it like a humble brag, a lot like Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls.
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Random thought, but when Ilya Rozanov was talking to Shane about the many many women he slept with, he talks about it like a humble brag, a lot like Blanche Devereaux in The Golden Girls.
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Community, fighting fascism, breaking the will of the secret police, the act of caring for your younger self, the evil of leaders, the stupidity of phrenology… it’s copaganda, but of a cop that thinks all cops are corrupt bastards
January 26, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Community, fighting fascism, breaking the will of the secret police, the act of caring for your younger self, the evil of leaders, the stupidity of phrenology… it’s copaganda, but of a cop that thinks all cops are corrupt bastards
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I would quote the passages of Night Watch by Terry Pratchett relevant in this moment but I would end up pasting at least half the book.
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I would quote the passages of Night Watch by Terry Pratchett relevant in this moment but I would end up pasting at least half the book.
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It's really distressing the extent to which in all of this Silverio Villegas González, the first man to be murdered by ICE in the streets, has been almost completely forgotten
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
It's really distressing the extent to which in all of this Silverio Villegas González, the first man to be murdered by ICE in the streets, has been almost completely forgotten
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way
January 24, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way
One day I will be able to be ultra femme in a slutty dress and not be depressed and not be autistic and it'll be all over for you.
January 23, 2026 at 12:13 PM
One day I will be able to be ultra femme in a slutty dress and not be depressed and not be autistic and it'll be all over for you.
I'm pretty sure I'm someone's idea of a good time.
Probably.
Probably.
January 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm someone's idea of a good time.
Probably.
Probably.
Today's mood has been brought to you by: Rasputin, by Boney M.
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Today's mood has been brought to you by: Rasputin, by Boney M.
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Me, having spilled tea all over my desk, clearly panicking while trying to get colleagues to calm down: No, no, it's cool, it's fine, its minor, so minor it's Fort Minor, this is the name of the game bullshit, 10% luck 20% skill -
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Me, having spilled tea all over my desk, clearly panicking while trying to get colleagues to calm down: No, no, it's cool, it's fine, its minor, so minor it's Fort Minor, this is the name of the game bullshit, 10% luck 20% skill -
NO.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
An AI-generated cover of Stromae’s ‘Papaoutai’ is the highest new entry on the Global Spotify chart at #168 with 1.29 million streams.
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
NO.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
No no no.
You do not take a genuinely beautiful song about the complicated feelings of an absentee father from the godparent of enbiness Stromae made with his creativity and pursuit of good sound and MAKE AI COVERS FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS.
The more I accidentally start watching hockey clips the more I feel like I'm going insane. What do you mean the goalie is a little unhinged? Whaddya mean they call the rink boy aquariums? WHADDYA MEAN THE PUCK CAN GO MISSING AND PEOPLE HAVE TO START STRIPPING TO UNLODGE THE PUCK SOMETIMES?!
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 AM
The more I accidentally start watching hockey clips the more I feel like I'm going insane. What do you mean the goalie is a little unhinged? Whaddya mean they call the rink boy aquariums? WHADDYA MEAN THE PUCK CAN GO MISSING AND PEOPLE HAVE TO START STRIPPING TO UNLODGE THE PUCK SOMETIMES?!
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We report: on the way home, we look for high ground to watch the sunset, hoping it is not nightfall when we find it. It feels familiar, walking fast in brisk weather for a moment of colours. We never find the right spot, and we realise our two eyes are not enough to see it well.
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
We report: on the way home, we look for high ground to watch the sunset, hoping it is not nightfall when we find it. It feels familiar, walking fast in brisk weather for a moment of colours. We never find the right spot, and we realise our two eyes are not enough to see it well.
Everyday I stray from the path of god into the path of a mid-thirties white man saying random bullshit and munching on crackers.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Everyday I stray from the path of god into the path of a mid-thirties white man saying random bullshit and munching on crackers.
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Deposed Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro made his first court appearance in New York and said he was “kidnapped” by the U.S. government, assailing the Trump administration for capturing him and portraying himself as his country’s rightful leader. https://wapo.st/3L1JgsZ
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Deposed Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro made his first court appearance in New York and said he was “kidnapped” by the U.S. government, assailing the Trump administration for capturing him and portraying himself as his country’s rightful leader. https://wapo.st/3L1JgsZ
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You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?
If anyone can teach me how to fake my death that would be super
January 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If anyone can teach me how to fake my death that would be super