🔞bkghastwohands🔞
@bkghastwohands.bsky.social
call me cap! ❤️ i'm a polyamorous disaster who writes sometimes.
monoship? i don't know her.👬🧑🤝🧑👫👭👬
i consume and create problematic content. ⚠️
this account is 💯NSFW.
ao3: 📓 https://archiveofourown.org/users/capra/pseuds/bkghastwohands
monoship? i don't know her.👬🧑🤝🧑👫👭👬
i consume and create problematic content. ⚠️
this account is 💯NSFW.
ao3: 📓 https://archiveofourown.org/users/capra/pseuds/bkghastwohands
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
who's he calling
( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )
( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )
August 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
who's he calling
( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )
( had a goofy conversation with spouse and, well.
panels 1&2 credit to @deathachmor.bsky.social 's excellent comic & the excellent Jamie Lee Curtis reference.
panel 3 is that one wikiHow meme )
tfw I wanna squee/bask about a really excellent IRL sex thing that I'm happy about but I don't have 'dish about irl sex' mutuals 😅
July 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
tfw I wanna squee/bask about a really excellent IRL sex thing that I'm happy about but I don't have 'dish about irl sex' mutuals 😅
[waves] Hi, that's me! And I do in fact have a half-finished spare shark here which I will complete for you after fulfilling my obligations to the existing SharkFam. 💗
Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨
Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨
Hi, everyone!
Bkghastwohands, maker of the Manliest Plushie, Kirishark, has generously offered to sponsor a plushie to help me make ends meet. Basically, if you send me the cost of a plushie - $250 - they will add you to their list of people to make a plushie for.
Bkghastwohands, maker of the Manliest Plushie, Kirishark, has generously offered to sponsor a plushie to help me make ends meet. Basically, if you send me the cost of a plushie - $250 - they will add you to their list of people to make a plushie for.
June 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
[waves] Hi, that's me! And I do in fact have a half-finished spare shark here which I will complete for you after fulfilling my obligations to the existing SharkFam. 💗
Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨
Kirishark came into my life to heal & help. I'm offering this so that he can do what he does best: inspire, heal, & help. 💪⚙️🦈✨
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Kirishark progress tracker Trello board:
trello.com/b/Po0ZzlhQ/w...
trello.com/b/Po0ZzlhQ/w...
June 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Kirishark progress tracker Trello board:
trello.com/b/Po0ZzlhQ/w...
trello.com/b/Po0ZzlhQ/w...
Feels like a good time to post this illustration again.
Keep fighting.
Keep creating.
Keep living.
#art #digitalart
Keep fighting.
Keep creating.
Keep living.
#art #digitalart
June 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
been thinking of old cozy art because of my monthly patreon theme
know what's cozy? soft somno in the morning~
know what's cozy? soft somno in the morning~
January 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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couldn't help myself, here's Izuku too
January 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
couldn't help myself, here's Izuku too
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what if winged Eijirou too?
they're all circus performers btw
they're all circus performers btw
January 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
what if winged Eijirou too?
they're all circus performers btw
they're all circus performers btw
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I dreamt of winged Katsuki
January 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I dreamt of winged Katsuki
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year of the snake huh?
have a tangle of snake bois~
have a tangle of snake bois~
January 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
year of the snake huh?
have a tangle of snake bois~
have a tangle of snake bois~
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the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit
himbo about to eat pussy for the fist time googling "what is the calorie content of pussy?", then shaking his head and googling "what is the calorie content of he/him pussy?"
January 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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*taps the sign*
December 31, 2024 at 3:47 AM
*taps the sign*
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
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Stages of online friendship
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Stages of online friendship
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
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"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"
I woke up in the night thinking about this & will forget if I don't wing it into the universe right now, so...
what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?
what are some etiquette tips you'd give to someone new to fandom spaces?
December 27, 2024 at 6:35 PM
"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"
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Kirishima is back from his hero mission and Midoriya has more sexy Kacchan content to show him, and maybe they don't have to go through texting anymore
Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...
Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...
December 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Kirishima is back from his hero mission and Midoriya has more sexy Kacchan content to show him, and maybe they don't have to go through texting anymore
Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...
Kacchan thinks it's weird how his two roommates are getting all touchy with each other...
it's looking to be a beautiful KrBkDk Christmas over here~ cc @/KrBkDkZine on the Twit
♥️🤎💚
♥️🤎💚
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 AM
it's looking to be a beautiful KrBkDk Christmas over here~ cc @/KrBkDkZine on the Twit
♥️🤎💚
♥️🤎💚
finally something that's not a repost
Katsuki is all too happy to let his tipsy boyfriend have more fun with his best friend, they give a good show
this recording might be for his personal collection
Katsuki is all too happy to let his tipsy boyfriend have more fun with his best friend, they give a good show
this recording might be for his personal collection
November 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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The Mr. Rogers advice for moments of crisis is a useful thing to remember right now.
Look for the helpers.
Look for the people organizing to protect the most vulnerable.
Look for the people who have been concretely planning for how to respond, and are ready to implement.
Join them, if you can.
Look for the helpers.
Look for the people organizing to protect the most vulnerable.
Look for the people who have been concretely planning for how to respond, and are ready to implement.
Join them, if you can.
November 6, 2024 at 12:02 PM
The Mr. Rogers advice for moments of crisis is a useful thing to remember right now.
Look for the helpers.
Look for the people organizing to protect the most vulnerable.
Look for the people who have been concretely planning for how to respond, and are ready to implement.
Join them, if you can.
Look for the helpers.
Look for the people organizing to protect the most vulnerable.
Look for the people who have been concretely planning for how to respond, and are ready to implement.
Join them, if you can.