J || Vampire Pyramid Scheme 🦇 🏳️⚧️ | ✨Sleepiest Vampire✨
@vampirepyramid.bsky.social
Black queer illustrator. 41. (They/She/He) NB/Gender-fluid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️|| 🇬🇾🇧🇧
I write, draw, and am vampire obsessed. Sometimes spicy 🔞 ✨Co-creator of The Arrangement ✨ Creator of #BIPOCVampDay
patreon.com/vampirepyramidscheme
Vampirepyramidscheme.carrd.co
I write, draw, and am vampire obsessed. Sometimes spicy 🔞 ✨Co-creator of The Arrangement ✨ Creator of #BIPOCVampDay
patreon.com/vampirepyramidscheme
Vampirepyramidscheme.carrd.co
Pinned
Read The Arrangement, Chapter 1 - releasing in multiple episode installments every Friday at 3pm PST.
Official website:
vampirepyramidscheme.com/thearrangement
(Other platforms in the thread below.)
#webcomic #vampires #oc #queer #trans #bipocvampire
Official website:
vampirepyramidscheme.com/thearrangement
(Other platforms in the thread below.)
#webcomic #vampires #oc #queer #trans #bipocvampire
Only one day left to the year so here ya go. #artvsartist2025
Actually finished more work this year (not counting comics, commissions, or NDA work) so I consider that a win. 🙌🏾
Actually finished more work this year (not counting comics, commissions, or NDA work) so I consider that a win. 🙌🏾
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Only one day left to the year so here ya go. #artvsartist2025
Actually finished more work this year (not counting comics, commissions, or NDA work) so I consider that a win. 🙌🏾
Actually finished more work this year (not counting comics, commissions, or NDA work) so I consider that a win. 🙌🏾
Today is a delivery day.
Gifts from vampire discord friends. Chibi character art from @kidwma.bsky.social
But I cannot enjoy any of them until I finish some tasks!! 😤
Gifts from vampire discord friends. Chibi character art from @kidwma.bsky.social
But I cannot enjoy any of them until I finish some tasks!! 😤
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today is a delivery day.
Gifts from vampire discord friends. Chibi character art from @kidwma.bsky.social
But I cannot enjoy any of them until I finish some tasks!! 😤
Gifts from vampire discord friends. Chibi character art from @kidwma.bsky.social
But I cannot enjoy any of them until I finish some tasks!! 😤
If someone gets mad at me I don’t notice because usually I’m not paying enough atten— what was that happening outside my window???
….wait…what were we talking about?
….wait…what were we talking about?
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If someone gets mad at me I don’t notice because usually I’m not paying enough atten— what was that happening outside my window???
….wait…what were we talking about?
….wait…what were we talking about?
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Today on Ask A Demisexual™️ for #smutcember
I see people debate this all the time and it’s a topic I kinda just sit back and watch.
All three focus on (explicit) sexual situations, titillation, and in some cases how that relates to the “plot”. But people have pref in which one they use.
I see people debate this all the time and it’s a topic I kinda just sit back and watch.
All three focus on (explicit) sexual situations, titillation, and in some cases how that relates to the “plot”. But people have pref in which one they use.
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Today on Ask A Demisexual™️ for #smutcember
I see people debate this all the time and it’s a topic I kinda just sit back and watch.
All three focus on (explicit) sexual situations, titillation, and in some cases how that relates to the “plot”. But people have pref in which one they use.
I see people debate this all the time and it’s a topic I kinda just sit back and watch.
All three focus on (explicit) sexual situations, titillation, and in some cases how that relates to the “plot”. But people have pref in which one they use.
Being told I give auntie/uncle energy is all I have ever wanted in my genderfluid life. Yes, lemme
spoil your kiddos in a flurry of odd outfits and then flit off again - usually to hide away in my house talking to my art/creations as I make them.
Holy hell I grew up to be the Black Sophie/Howl. 😅🤣
spoil your kiddos in a flurry of odd outfits and then flit off again - usually to hide away in my house talking to my art/creations as I make them.
Holy hell I grew up to be the Black Sophie/Howl. 😅🤣
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Being told I give auntie/uncle energy is all I have ever wanted in my genderfluid life. Yes, lemme
spoil your kiddos in a flurry of odd outfits and then flit off again - usually to hide away in my house talking to my art/creations as I make them.
Holy hell I grew up to be the Black Sophie/Howl. 😅🤣
spoil your kiddos in a flurry of odd outfits and then flit off again - usually to hide away in my house talking to my art/creations as I make them.
Holy hell I grew up to be the Black Sophie/Howl. 😅🤣
As the new year looms there is one thing on my mind…
CLEANING.
Anyone else like this? Do you feel the need to clean up your living space before 2026 hits?
CLEANING.
Anyone else like this? Do you feel the need to clean up your living space before 2026 hits?
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As the new year looms there is one thing on my mind…
CLEANING.
Anyone else like this? Do you feel the need to clean up your living space before 2026 hits?
CLEANING.
Anyone else like this? Do you feel the need to clean up your living space before 2026 hits?
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💖Glitter and Guilt TRIPLE Update!🦇
glitterandguilt.thecomicseries.com/comics/126
TIME TO GO FIGHT A STORM CLOUD (maybe)
#GlitterAndGuilt #Webcomic
glitterandguilt.thecomicseries.com/comics/126
TIME TO GO FIGHT A STORM CLOUD (maybe)
#GlitterAndGuilt #Webcomic
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
💖Glitter and Guilt TRIPLE Update!🦇
glitterandguilt.thecomicseries.com/comics/126
TIME TO GO FIGHT A STORM CLOUD (maybe)
#GlitterAndGuilt #Webcomic
glitterandguilt.thecomicseries.com/comics/126
TIME TO GO FIGHT A STORM CLOUD (maybe)
#GlitterAndGuilt #Webcomic
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cat wrapped:
- you woke up your owner at 6am 356 TIMES
- you threw up 67 TIMES
- you are among the top 5% of POOPERS OUTSIDE THE LITTERBOX
- you shed 3 pounds of HAIR
- you are on the top 2% of HAND BITERS
- you woke up your owner at 6am 356 TIMES
- you threw up 67 TIMES
- you are among the top 5% of POOPERS OUTSIDE THE LITTERBOX
- you shed 3 pounds of HAIR
- you are on the top 2% of HAND BITERS
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
cat wrapped:
- you woke up your owner at 6am 356 TIMES
- you threw up 67 TIMES
- you are among the top 5% of POOPERS OUTSIDE THE LITTERBOX
- you shed 3 pounds of HAIR
- you are on the top 2% of HAND BITERS
- you woke up your owner at 6am 356 TIMES
- you threw up 67 TIMES
- you are among the top 5% of POOPERS OUTSIDE THE LITTERBOX
- you shed 3 pounds of HAIR
- you are on the top 2% of HAND BITERS
Spent the evening playing a very addictive puzzle game with @drake-magnum.bsky.social
We were so into it we had a charcuterie board and tea for dinner so we could keep going.
I love lil moments like this. 😌🥰
We were so into it we had a charcuterie board and tea for dinner so we could keep going.
I love lil moments like this. 😌🥰
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Spent the evening playing a very addictive puzzle game with @drake-magnum.bsky.social
We were so into it we had a charcuterie board and tea for dinner so we could keep going.
I love lil moments like this. 😌🥰
We were so into it we had a charcuterie board and tea for dinner so we could keep going.
I love lil moments like this. 😌🥰
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how i revamped my monthly mail club for next year! themes will more often than not be about cute little animals, so the silly cats you've been seeing from me will appear even more. here's to super silly 2026 🥂✨
slots for corvid theme open on 1st jan! #artsubscription #corvids
slots for corvid theme open on 1st jan! #artsubscription #corvids
December 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
how i revamped my monthly mail club for next year! themes will more often than not be about cute little animals, so the silly cats you've been seeing from me will appear even more. here's to super silly 2026 🥂✨
slots for corvid theme open on 1st jan! #artsubscription #corvids
slots for corvid theme open on 1st jan! #artsubscription #corvids
Got hit by a Sidney/Millie drabble 😅
“Honestly, I think you’d prefer to wear a tuxedo.” Sidney suggested. “You look dashing in a suit. So avant-garde!”
“You’re right but my momma would die if I walked down the aisle in one.” Millie replied.
“I’d marry you in a suit.” Sidney said casually. (1/4)
“Honestly, I think you’d prefer to wear a tuxedo.” Sidney suggested. “You look dashing in a suit. So avant-garde!”
“You’re right but my momma would die if I walked down the aisle in one.” Millie replied.
“I’d marry you in a suit.” Sidney said casually. (1/4)
December 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Got hit by a Sidney/Millie drabble 😅
“Honestly, I think you’d prefer to wear a tuxedo.” Sidney suggested. “You look dashing in a suit. So avant-garde!”
“You’re right but my momma would die if I walked down the aisle in one.” Millie replied.
“I’d marry you in a suit.” Sidney said casually. (1/4)
“Honestly, I think you’d prefer to wear a tuxedo.” Sidney suggested. “You look dashing in a suit. So avant-garde!”
“You’re right but my momma would die if I walked down the aisle in one.” Millie replied.
“I’d marry you in a suit.” Sidney said casually. (1/4)
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My 2025 art summary!
Everything I managed to finish before June was either a commission or a miracle because I was going through intense therapy.
Critical Role: Campaign 4 ended up inspiring me so much that I started to draw regularly again towards the end of the year!
#art ✧ #ocsky
Everything I managed to finish before June was either a commission or a miracle because I was going through intense therapy.
Critical Role: Campaign 4 ended up inspiring me so much that I started to draw regularly again towards the end of the year!
#art ✧ #ocsky
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It’s that time of year…and the Yule Cat, Jólakötturinn, is out and about and judging your holiday fit.
(Some new art for your timeline.)
#art #HappyHolidays #YuleCat #Jólakötturinn #pinup
(Some new art for your timeline.)
#art #HappyHolidays #YuleCat #Jólakötturinn #pinup
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s that time of year…and the Yule Cat, Jólakötturinn, is out and about and judging your holiday fit.
(Some new art for your timeline.)
#art #HappyHolidays #YuleCat #Jólakötturinn #pinup
(Some new art for your timeline.)
#art #HappyHolidays #YuleCat #Jólakötturinn #pinup
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Happy Holidays!
(and Merry Xmas to those who celebrate).
Hope you all have a warm and restful end to your week. ❤️
#art #ocsky #thearrangementcomic
(and Merry Xmas to those who celebrate).
Hope you all have a warm and restful end to your week. ❤️
#art #ocsky #thearrangementcomic
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Happy Holidays!
(and Merry Xmas to those who celebrate).
Hope you all have a warm and restful end to your week. ❤️
#art #ocsky #thearrangementcomic
(and Merry Xmas to those who celebrate).
Hope you all have a warm and restful end to your week. ❤️
#art #ocsky #thearrangementcomic
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Monday Monday Monday what am I gonna do with you?
Get to work I guess. 😅
Get to work I guess. 😅
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Monday Monday Monday what am I gonna do with you?
Get to work I guess. 😅
Get to work I guess. 😅
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I was gifted @haridraws.bsky.social Night at the Vampire Castle for Christmas by an amazing friend, and I've had so much fun reading and discovering all of the different stories you can choose. So many beautiful illustrations done by guest artists to compliment the amazing writing too
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I was gifted @haridraws.bsky.social Night at the Vampire Castle for Christmas by an amazing friend, and I've had so much fun reading and discovering all of the different stories you can choose. So many beautiful illustrations done by guest artists to compliment the amazing writing too
Back on my #smutcember prompts.
I think it depends on the POV and narrative voice of what I am doing. Some OCs are more flowery and poetic, some less so. I don’t often go clinical unless that fits the character voice. It also depends on my mood when writing and how sensual I want to be.
That said-
I think it depends on the POV and narrative voice of what I am doing. Some OCs are more flowery and poetic, some less so. I don’t often go clinical unless that fits the character voice. It also depends on my mood when writing and how sensual I want to be.
That said-
For today's #Smutcember prompt:
Word choice has come up often as tricky territory for style, preference, and squicks. With regards to terminology, do you prefer anatomical terms, euphemisms, or synonyms?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Word choice has come up often as tricky territory for style, preference, and squicks. With regards to terminology, do you prefer anatomical terms, euphemisms, or synonyms?
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Back on my #smutcember prompts.
I think it depends on the POV and narrative voice of what I am doing. Some OCs are more flowery and poetic, some less so. I don’t often go clinical unless that fits the character voice. It also depends on my mood when writing and how sensual I want to be.
That said-
I think it depends on the POV and narrative voice of what I am doing. Some OCs are more flowery and poetic, some less so. I don’t often go clinical unless that fits the character voice. It also depends on my mood when writing and how sensual I want to be.
That said-
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One last round of holly jollies to wrap up the season. Sidney’s got one last gift to…unwrap. 😌
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One last round of holly jollies to wrap up the season. Sidney’s got one last gift to…unwrap. 😌
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
One last round of holly jollies to wrap up the season. Sidney’s got one last gift to…unwrap. 😌
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
One last round of holly jollies to wrap up the season. Sidney’s got one last gift to…unwrap. 😌
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
It’s #smuttysunday on Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/smutty-sunday-146833874
#nsfw #ocsky #holidays
Fine! I will clean my craft room/office. 😤
Because if I don’t then I can’t play with the big new tablet I bought as a business expense nearly 5 months ago but is trapped in that very craft room/office.
Time to lock in!
Because if I don’t then I can’t play with the big new tablet I bought as a business expense nearly 5 months ago but is trapped in that very craft room/office.
Time to lock in!
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Fine! I will clean my craft room/office. 😤
Because if I don’t then I can’t play with the big new tablet I bought as a business expense nearly 5 months ago but is trapped in that very craft room/office.
Time to lock in!
Because if I don’t then I can’t play with the big new tablet I bought as a business expense nearly 5 months ago but is trapped in that very craft room/office.
Time to lock in!