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CB 🏴‍☠️
@bivenssa.bsky.social
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a good lad who means well
knows three tricks & makes the rest up
my life coach resigned after several losing seasons

(bluesky goons)

🏈Raiders 🏒Golden Knights ⚾️Dodgers🏆

Signal: bivenssa.24
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Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the rec.sports.hockey newsgroup.
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on the Something Awful Forums
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on Facebook Messenger
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Classic padres
submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Let's Ram It!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Josh Turnsdaballenova
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
see what happens when you call it a Mickey Mouse ring?
January 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if a Steelers fan boos his own team, and his probation officer isn’t there to hear it, does he make a sound?
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
if Aaron Rodgers is so anti-vaxx, then why does he continue to receive shots from the Texans pass rush?
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
THAT’S FORMER USC QUARTERBACK CALEB WILLIAMS
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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If your team is bad this year,
I hope this poem gives you cheer;

The league design is one of parity,
Flipping the switch is not a rarity;

In your division you can be worst,
Then next season you can be first;

New England is one example,
Most opponents they did trample.*

*but not the Raiders 😎
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
nobody says your New Year's resolutions have to be positive; you can resolve to be a whole lot worse

the years aren't improving, why should I?
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I see that my wish list was received
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Final:
Sharks 2
GoldenKnights 7
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Restoring Bivens rights: one bill "would allow citizens to sue for damages resulting from constitutional violations committed by federal officers," while the other "would create a cause of action against federal law enforcement agencies and police depts for constitutional violations."
These congressmen want to give you the right to sue federal law enforcement for violating your rights
The proposed bills aim to codify a 1971 Supreme Court ruling that allowed individuals to sue the feds for Fourth Amendment violations.
reason.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
spoiler: he probably was
Wetzel: Was Al Davis right about Lane Kiffin?
In different circumstances, Kiffin could -- maybe even should -- leave Ole Miss. But not these circumstances.
www.espn.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i’m real tired, boss
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the Steelers fans are already landing at LAX. i hope they notified their probation officers first
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the Canadian broadcasters are the Canadian version of “beside themselves” over the Ohtani Rules
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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please. for fernando.
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i can’t just give these kids candy, it’ll reduce their incentive to go out and earn their own candy
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
when you tell a joke at work thats’s so good, HR wants to hear it
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
since last night went 18 innings that’s technically two games played so the Dodgers are technically up 3-1 and can technically win it all tonight right?!?!
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
guys it’s 14 innings of baseball on a school night that’s ruining baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
do you think the Blue Jays fans currently in Los Angeles moved there to escape the high cost of living?
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*wanders off first base* hey guys what’s going on
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM