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Penny the Purrrple Land Shark
@bitchardpryor.bsky.social
51 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you.

Commissions by donation.
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Me going through old short stories I wrote and crying at the sad bits like I myself am somehow not the reason the sad bits exist.
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
WHY-H-H-HYYYYY can't I SLEEEE-HEEE-HEEEP!!???!!!???
February 8, 2026 at 7:10 AM
He's still a letch and a creep, but he clearly never once touched a child wrongly if he's willing to go this scorched Earth on them.
Bill Clinton fighting back. I like it.
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
This is an awesome recap of TFA for kids. Comments turned off by necessitity because grown ass adult men would ABSOLUTELY flood the comments on a Sar Wars KIDS video with their toxic bullshit.
Stand with Rey. Rise with the Resistance! | Star Wars: Icons of the Force 🪐🌠 | @StarWarsKids
YouTube video by Star Wars Kids
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Suck it haters!

The ONLY rebuttal to this I've seen is "Well that's Prime, it's the Paramount Plus viewing figures that matter!"

Oh my poor rancid summer child no. You STILL have to sub to PP THROUGH Prime to be able to watch ST;SA ON Prime. So those viewrship figures count.
February 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
See white folks? THIS is how you Ally!
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
February 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
February 7, 2026 at 10:16 AM
So apparently one guy wanting to see my tits thought telling me I have the face of a 16 year old would sway me. Dude? If you're attracted to me because I look underage? You have bigger problems to worry about.
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Mixed-Race People Problems; When your eyes are the only place the Japanese in you shows through and strangers keep saying you look really sleepy.
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
SorryNotSorry
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Yeah, funny that. I'm sure there's a reason, it's white on the tip of my tongue.
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 AM
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Is anyone shocked? Anyone? Show of hands?

No?

So no one then. Right, got it.
I just-realized that all the guys who are review-bombing STARFLEET ACADEMY are also review-fluffing MELANIA.
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Reposted by Penny the Purrrple Land Shark
Black History Is Star Trek 🖖🏿

Actress / comedian Gina Yashere (Yah-sher-ay) who portrays Lura Thok. Lura Thok is a Jem'Hadar-Klingon hybrid, who serves as the first officer of the USS Athena and Cadet Master at Starfleet Academy.

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Lura_Thok
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Told ya so.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
As a hardcore ride or die Niner since day 1, EVERYTHING about this week's Starfleet Academy was perfect. No spoilers but I'm still sobbing and smiling and insanely happy. No spoilers, but no incel loser fake Trekkie ANYWHERE can tell me anything bad about this episode.
February 6, 2026 at 5:33 AM
February 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM