Penny the Purrrple Land Shark
@bitchardpryor.bsky.social
51 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you.
Commissions by donation.
Commissions by donation.
now listen here you little
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 AM
now listen here you little
You can't silence me!
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February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You can't silence me!
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Teddy bears SHOULD be round.
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Teddy bears SHOULD be round.
It's going to take awhile but I have to go through my entire photo history on Bluesky to get back all my Make Jeff Purple edits, plus some other art of mine I stupidly failed to back up recently.
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's going to take awhile but I have to go through my entire photo history on Bluesky to get back all my Make Jeff Purple edits, plus some other art of mine I stupidly failed to back up recently.
It's frustrating that I've lost over 100 pounds in two years and every part of my body got thinner EXCEPT my gut. Literally all of my remaining bodyfat is a medicine ball attatched to my abdomen.
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It's frustrating that I've lost over 100 pounds in two years and every part of my body got thinner EXCEPT my gut. Literally all of my remaining bodyfat is a medicine ball attatched to my abdomen.
I found it you guize! I found the single most emo tattoo EVAR!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I found it you guize! I found the single most emo tattoo EVAR!!!
I can't make my broom stand upright, but I CAN make it float when I sit on it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I can't make my broom stand upright, but I CAN make it float when I sit on it.
I don't have a waistline, I have an equator.
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I don't have a waistline, I have an equator.
Well, the Factory Reset took SIX BLOODY HOURS, but I have a decent enough PC to use. The good gaming PC is toast. The Recursive BIOS Loop of Death is rare but there's no known fix. Can't even do a factory reset on it.
But at this point I'll take what I can get.
But at this point I'll take what I can get.
February 12, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Well, the Factory Reset took SIX BLOODY HOURS, but I have a decent enough PC to use. The good gaming PC is toast. The Recursive BIOS Loop of Death is rare but there's no known fix. Can't even do a factory reset on it.
But at this point I'll take what I can get.
But at this point I'll take what I can get.
I'm lucky my roommate never uses the older weaker mini-pc I gave her after I got the mini gaming one that just died.
So because she never uses it, she just gave it back to me. The factory reset is still going after two hours, but I'll have a working PC. I just won't be able to play some games.
So because she never uses it, she just gave it back to me. The factory reset is still going after two hours, but I'll have a working PC. I just won't be able to play some games.
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I'm lucky my roommate never uses the older weaker mini-pc I gave her after I got the mini gaming one that just died.
So because she never uses it, she just gave it back to me. The factory reset is still going after two hours, but I'll have a working PC. I just won't be able to play some games.
So because she never uses it, she just gave it back to me. The factory reset is still going after two hours, but I'll have a working PC. I just won't be able to play some games.
PC is still dead. Wish I was too. FML.
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
PC is still dead. Wish I was too. FML.
I'm so very very tired.
I want to sleep now.
Please. Ive done everything I was supposed to do. Can I rest now?
I want to sleep now.
Please. Ive done everything I was supposed to do. Can I rest now?
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I'm so very very tired.
I want to sleep now.
Please. Ive done everything I was supposed to do. Can I rest now?
I want to sleep now.
Please. Ive done everything I was supposed to do. Can I rest now?
I have seen this screen 12 times in the past hour. Tried defaults. Tried changing settings through internet tutorials. Tried fucking everything. It just keeps coming back to this fucking screen. There is no fix. Im down a PC. Im crying angrily fighting to not throw it all out the window.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I have seen this screen 12 times in the past hour. Tried defaults. Tried changing settings through internet tutorials. Tried fucking everything. It just keeps coming back to this fucking screen. There is no fix. Im down a PC. Im crying angrily fighting to not throw it all out the window.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
What do I ACTUALLY have to live for? I have no real life family left. I buried my son and my grandson. My body will just keep crumbling. My only friends are all online. Im in excruciating pain constantly snd I cry several times daily. Why should I keep cuddling through this literal fucking hell?
February 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
What do I ACTUALLY have to live for? I have no real life family left. I buried my son and my grandson. My body will just keep crumbling. My only friends are all online. Im in excruciating pain constantly snd I cry several times daily. Why should I keep cuddling through this literal fucking hell?
I honestly don't even know why I keep going. I have nothing resembling even a basic life, my body continually degrades and fails me daily, I have no family but online strangers, and I'll very likely be homeless by summer's end. Why, exactly, do I keep cuddling through?
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I honestly don't even know why I keep going. I have nothing resembling even a basic life, my body continually degrades and fails me daily, I have no family but online strangers, and I'll very likely be homeless by summer's end. Why, exactly, do I keep cuddling through?
.... in my bedroom all day on Doctor's orders tolerable. Now it's just my out of date phone and my Xbox. Which is like "first world problems" I know, but im going insane being medically trapped in here and now a full third of my ability to stave off insanity is dead and buried.
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
.... in my bedroom all day on Doctor's orders tolerable. Now it's just my out of date phone and my Xbox. Which is like "first world problems" I know, but im going insane being medically trapped in here and now a full third of my ability to stave off insanity is dead and buried.
Welp, my mini gaming PC just completely fucked itself. It froze, forcing a hard reboot, and now when I turn it on, it hangs for 5 minutes then goes into the basic dos admin menu but NEVER gets to windows. And im angry. Having my pc to do photoshops and play emulators on made being trapped....
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Welp, my mini gaming PC just completely fucked itself. It froze, forcing a hard reboot, and now when I turn it on, it hangs for 5 minutes then goes into the basic dos admin menu but NEVER gets to windows. And im angry. Having my pc to do photoshops and play emulators on made being trapped....