Penny the Purrrple Land Shark
@bitchardpryor.bsky.social
51 year old queer ACE mixed race intersex/trans disabled cranky rabblerouser and boatrocker. She/Her. Always try to be nice, but NEVER fail to be kind. Except to bigots. Never be kind to those who want to erase you.
Commissions by donation.
Commissions by donation.
I'm still mad at this movie. This schlocky piece of shit cash grab had ZERO business making me sob like a little bitch seeing the mom and daughter, reunited as zombies, get blown to shit.
HOW DARE?
HOW DARE?
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I'm still mad at this movie. This schlocky piece of shit cash grab had ZERO business making me sob like a little bitch seeing the mom and daughter, reunited as zombies, get blown to shit.
HOW DARE?
HOW DARE?
Ah yes, the famous "are we STILL on this shit?" look.
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Ah yes, the famous "are we STILL on this shit?" look.
OH yes, SO huge, you keep telling yourself that.
February 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
OH yes, SO huge, you keep telling yourself that.
私はそう多くは信じています、どちらが賢明でも強いからです。私は単純に知恵などを提供する力を持っています。
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 AM
私はそう多くは信じています、どちらが賢明でも強いからです。私は単純に知恵などを提供する力を持っています。
I remember when I called my mom from emerg that year to fill her in and I said the "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger, so they tell me".
She replied "no, whatever doesn't kill you should fucking run."
I wish I was still strong enough to do apparently impossible things.
She replied "no, whatever doesn't kill you should fucking run."
I wish I was still strong enough to do apparently impossible things.
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I remember when I called my mom from emerg that year to fill her in and I said the "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger, so they tell me".
She replied "no, whatever doesn't kill you should fucking run."
I wish I was still strong enough to do apparently impossible things.
She replied "no, whatever doesn't kill you should fucking run."
I wish I was still strong enough to do apparently impossible things.
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@littendraws27.bsky.social literally every time he tries to prove he's huge.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 AM
@littendraws27.bsky.social literally every time he tries to prove he's huge.
Try as he might, @littendraws27.bsky.social cannot dodge the boopage.
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Try as he might, @littendraws27.bsky.social cannot dodge the boopage.
If any of you silly bastards actually care about Hallmark Selling Flowers and Chocolate on a Day when Hundreds Died Day, here's Grogu to wish you a happy one;
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
If any of you silly bastards actually care about Hallmark Selling Flowers and Chocolate on a Day when Hundreds Died Day, here's Grogu to wish you a happy one;
I have Mercury, I ain't worried.
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I have Mercury, I ain't worried.
Forgot to post this the other day, I was in so much bloody pain by the time I got home from dropping papers off at BC Housing, that posting a pic was the last thing on my mind. I so rarely bother to make myself look presentable.
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Forgot to post this the other day, I was in so much bloody pain by the time I got home from dropping papers off at BC Housing, that posting a pic was the last thing on my mind. I so rarely bother to make myself look presentable.
now listen here you little
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 AM
now listen here you little
You can't silence me!
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February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You can't silence me!
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Teddy bears SHOULD be round.
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Teddy bears SHOULD be round.
It's going to take awhile but I have to go through my entire photo history on Bluesky to get back all my Make Jeff Purple edits, plus some other art of mine I stupidly failed to back up recently.
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It's going to take awhile but I have to go through my entire photo history on Bluesky to get back all my Make Jeff Purple edits, plus some other art of mine I stupidly failed to back up recently.
It's frustrating that I've lost over 100 pounds in two years and every part of my body got thinner EXCEPT my gut. Literally all of my remaining bodyfat is a medicine ball attatched to my abdomen.
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It's frustrating that I've lost over 100 pounds in two years and every part of my body got thinner EXCEPT my gut. Literally all of my remaining bodyfat is a medicine ball attatched to my abdomen.
I found it you guize! I found the single most emo tattoo EVAR!!!
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I found it you guize! I found the single most emo tattoo EVAR!!!
I can't make my broom stand upright, but I CAN make it float when I sit on it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I can't make my broom stand upright, but I CAN make it float when I sit on it.
