Laura - Insufferable Seahawks Fan
bisocialist.bsky.social
Laura - Insufferable Seahawks Fan
@bisocialist.bsky.social
Bisexual Socialist. She/her. Married. Poly. Age 34. Lover of Seattle sports. 18+ pls. @LilyVanily.bsky.social (wife) stan account.
www.etsy.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I used my Master's in Organizational Management to create some business templates. There are 3 different bundles available for sale in my Etsy shop.

www.etsy.com/shop/Manager...
www.etsy.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Angry at the world today.
January 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So um....wife and I are poly now.
July 17, 2024 at 6:27 AM
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Laura - Insufferable Seahawks Fan
listen, it's not okay to be happy kissinger died. happy is not enough. we must use this energy to turn today into a holiday. to be celebrated by sacrificing a war criminal on this day each year
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Definitely did not realize how tired I was after this busy week. Slept for at least 12 hours.
October 7, 2023 at 8:17 PM
My body is not a temple, it's a conglomeration of gay-sounding sports analogies set to music
my body is not a temple it's a college improv club
my body is not a temple it’s a fistfight happening inside a waffle house
October 1, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover...
September 3, 2023 at 6:48 PM
That feeling...when you're nice and cozy in bed...ready to put down the phone and dose off...and then you realize you can still see the text on your phone clear as day when you go to set your phone down...which means you forgot to take your contacts out...
August 20, 2023 at 5:33 AM
I did it. She's going to lend me the money. I'm incredibly relieved.
I'm going to have to ask my grandma for a loan, and I hate it so much. She's nice, but she wears her feelings on her face, and I know she's going to be disappointed in me for needing money I don't have. She'll be confused about why I'm struggling, because she just has money and doesn't get it.
August 2, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Anyone want to gift me several tens of thousands of US Dollars on a whim?
August 1, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Nine years ago, I married a wonderful person. We have both changed and grown and learned so much about ourselves and each other since then. I'm happy to say I love her even more today than I did then. Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife, @lilyvanily.bsky.social. ❤️
July 27, 2023 at 5:03 AM
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*tips bike*
July 20, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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Good morning. Just a reminder; BLUESKY OWES ITS BLACK USERS A SERIOUS FUCKING APOLOGY AND A RENEWED COMMITMENT TO INCLUSIVITY AND SAFETY TO ITS BIPOC AND MARGINALIZED USERS.
July 14, 2023 at 1:06 PM
🎶 Because...
My lower back. Is killin' me,
(and I--) I must confess.
I hurt my knee (hurt my knee).
I need a doctor to fix my spine.
But nevermiiiiiind.
Guess it's ibuprofen time.🎶
July 14, 2023 at 11:33 PM
In the past three days (with some help from my lovely wife @lilyvanily.bsky.social) I have cleaned the entire kitchen (including dishes), living room, bathroom (including litter box), and mowed and weed eated the entire front yard and driveway. This is what vacations are for, right? Right?? Oh...
The living room is mostly clean (Lily is going to vacuum today). I am in a battle of determination with my lawn tools' batteries, and they have not yet begun to see how stubborn I am when I'm on a mission. I WILL defeat this lawn.
Cleaned the fuck out of my kitchen today. Also cleaned some of the bathroom. Tomorrow, the living room shall be defeated. Thursday, the lawn. Then maybe I can actually enjoy the rest of my vacation.
July 14, 2023 at 4:45 AM
The living room is mostly clean (Lily is going to vacuum today). I am in a battle of determination with my lawn tools' batteries, and they have not yet begun to see how stubborn I am when I'm on a mission. I WILL defeat this lawn.
Cleaned the fuck out of my kitchen today. Also cleaned some of the bathroom. Tomorrow, the living room shall be defeated. Thursday, the lawn. Then maybe I can actually enjoy the rest of my vacation.
July 13, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Laura - Insufferable Seahawks Fan
If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.
July 13, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Wait, Mara Fucking Wilson has never qualified for SAG healthcare?! Burn this industry to the ground. Shit needs to change.
I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well as being an actual Disney villain.

But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.
July 13, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Welp. After 17 years of wanting to, I have finally seen Brokeback Mountain, and all I have to say is: "Damnit Ennis!" Excellent acting throughout.
July 13, 2023 at 6:34 AM
Cleaned the fuck out of my kitchen today. Also cleaned some of the bathroom. Tomorrow, the living room shall be defeated. Thursday, the lawn. Then maybe I can actually enjoy the rest of my vacation.
July 12, 2023 at 7:09 AM
I'm going to have to ask my grandma for a loan, and I hate it so much. She's nice, but she wears her feelings on her face, and I know she's going to be disappointed in me for needing money I don't have. She'll be confused about why I'm struggling, because she just has money and doesn't get it.
July 11, 2023 at 8:13 PM