Bismuth
@bismuththechef.bsky.social
[Parody account] Cook of prism office, don't ask what the mystery meat is
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Bismuth
@bismuththechef.bsky.social
· Jun 6
Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page
Hey guys. I am currently creating time wizards, does anyone want a spell tome?
June 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hey guys. I am currently creating time wizards, does anyone want a spell tome?
Wow. Abnormality make egg when die.
Omlette gonna go crazy.
Omlette gonna go crazy.
June 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wow. Abnormality make egg when die.
Omlette gonna go crazy.
Omlette gonna go crazy.
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I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.
I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle
June 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.
I think i killed someone's wife. that sounds bad
June 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I think i killed someone's wife. that sounds bad
I think someone's watching me right now. I can feel their gaze.
June 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I think someone's watching me right now. I can feel their gaze.
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Gay people.
June 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Gay people.
I... You know, this dog is pretty cute. It reminds me of caligo. I think im gonna keep it and feed it and pet it this precious little thing deserves love
June 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I... You know, this dog is pretty cute. It reminds me of caligo. I think im gonna keep it and feed it and pet it this precious little thing deserves love
@prismrepresentativ.bsky.social WE'RE GETTING EMPLOYED! WOOOHOOO! MAKE SURE TO LOOK YOUR FINEST
June 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@prismrepresentativ.bsky.social WE'RE GETTING EMPLOYED! WOOOHOOO! MAKE SURE TO LOOK YOUR FINEST
Im... Very flattered, but, im gonna have to refuse. The contract lasts for way too long, and i will be unable to open my restaurant chain if i work there. And im pretty well off here in prism office, so im gonna have to refuse you guys~ Text me again, wing people!
June 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Im... Very flattered, but, im gonna have to refuse. The contract lasts for way too long, and i will be unable to open my restaurant chain if i work there. And im pretty well off here in prism office, so im gonna have to refuse you guys~ Text me again, wing people!
Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page
June 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hello everyone. I am Bismuth Petrov, head (and only) cook of Prism office. Hanna asked me to come join her here, and im pretty sure she'd get herself in trouble here alone so here i am. Do not ask about the mystery meat, but do ask about anything else if you want really. bismuththecook.straw.page
Tonight im seeing if rat meat (animal) tastes like rat meat (Poor), and turns out it's very hard to get enough rat meat (animal) for a full dish. Do you guys have any methods
June 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Tonight im seeing if rat meat (animal) tastes like rat meat (Poor), and turns out it's very hard to get enough rat meat (animal) for a full dish. Do you guys have any methods
Cooking for prism office tonight
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Cooking for prism office tonight