Oh, someone's sent a note to my collection box.

I'll break down my choice for you in a way you may understand, I hope. For starters, I'm strong. There is no room for weakness, if I'm weak, I am dead. Secondly, I suppose part of this account is to assist my husband, Jack, with his restaurant.

Prism Office is... quiet, now.
I cannot say I always enjoyed being here, but, they all merit at least a little respect.

I'll need to find another way to boost myself up. I'll always be the strongest, in due time.

I fucking hate you and your hamhampangpang or whatever its called

It appears the idiots on the street near Hearthrock have formed into some kind of cult following. Who knew sandwiches could make someone so loyal?
And no, it was not his sandwiches that made me marry Jack. Although they're good.

I'm beginning to feel even less remorse for him than when I killed his husband. I think I'd do it again if I could.

// there's some serious context here, i oughtta explain
so basically all of prism office comes from a dnd game i dm, we have silly and serious sessions. rn we are fighting middle members in a lob corp facility (grade 9s btw) and the main antagonist of the silly dnd is (next post)

I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle

I did not predict something so mundane. I suppose medium rare.

@bloodmoonenforcers.bsky.social

My hands are as good a weapon as any. Relying on anything beyond my body may prove uncooperative and make me unnecessarily weaker. The best weapon I could consider usable would be gloves, which aren't exactly a weapon anyways. They keep me clean somewhat.

Do I do combat?

Let's sit down and think for a moment. I'm going to rip out the throat of any person in that building and you tell me if I'm strong. And then tell a few more people for good measure.

The strawpage is up, although I dont care to listen to your words.

strongestwife.straw.page

// OOC

By @bigbrothermiddle.bsky.social

What the fuck is hamhampangpang. It is a threat.

Gay people.

// tricky "shotamanonthebeach4timesbecausethesunwasinhiseyes" tony #trickytony

That representative has demanded I create an account for this. I could have done without.

I suppose while I have the opportunity, I suggest you head to V corp and find Hearthrock on Obligate Street. It's ran by my husband.