Bismuth
@bismuththechef.bsky.social
[Parody account] Cook of prism office, don't ask what the mystery meat is
Tough. As in you can take a beating, so they want to beat you up but they think you're too strong
June 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Tough. As in you can take a beating, so they want to beat you up but they think you're too strong
Would you prefer a harder throw?
June 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Would you prefer a harder throw?
Me too, little buddy
June 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me too, little buddy
I killed your nephew's boyfriend
June 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I killed your nephew's boyfriend
A wing is probably running amok making clones of people. Asking questions is likely going to lead to trouble with a wing, which is no-good. I'd just act as if they were always there, personally.
June 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A wing is probably running amok making clones of people. Asking questions is likely going to lead to trouble with a wing, which is no-good. I'd just act as if they were always there, personally.
PLEASE NEVER TRY AGAIN. NOT ONCE. DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT COOKING CLASSES YOU MUST NOT LET BE OUT IN THE COOKING WORLD.
June 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
PLEASE NEVER TRY AGAIN. NOT ONCE. DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT COOKING CLASSES YOU MUST NOT LET BE OUT IN THE COOKING WORLD.
MAMMA MIA YOU DESERVE AN EXECUTION
June 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
MAMMA MIA YOU DESERVE AN EXECUTION
Congrats on the marriage
June 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Congrats on the marriage
I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle
June 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I think they want us dead. Mire called his husband a bitch over the phone. He also said his uncle works for the middle
...you have an offspring?
June 17, 2025 at 9:59 AM
...you have an offspring?
The bookshelf is awfully table sized. Comfy table, though.
June 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The bookshelf is awfully table sized. Comfy table, though.
you guys got an air fryer
human sized potentially
human sized potentially
June 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
you guys got an air fryer
human sized potentially
human sized potentially
You mean... Right meow?
June 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You mean... Right meow?