Cole(tte)
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29 they | bad at stuff | Maker, fixit
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"stop calling us bullies or we'll bully you some more"
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"stop calling us bullies or we'll bully you some more"
Epilator? I hardly know her.
She is making me cry rn tho
She is making me cry rn tho
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Epilator? I hardly know her.
She is making me cry rn tho
She is making me cry rn tho
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If you’re anti-ICE but not anti-cop you are missing the whole entire point.
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
If you’re anti-ICE but not anti-cop you are missing the whole entire point.
I wish I could rub my legs together and make proportionally-volumed cricket noises. I should absolutely not be allowed to rub my legs together and make proportionally-volumed cricket noises
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I wish I could rub my legs together and make proportionally-volumed cricket noises. I should absolutely not be allowed to rub my legs together and make proportionally-volumed cricket noises
I’m just gonna go a lil agoraphobic for a lil bit. The world is a scary place and I can usually handle that but I need a sec.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I’m just gonna go a lil agoraphobic for a lil bit. The world is a scary place and I can usually handle that but I need a sec.
I know bad actors are still trying to privatize the USPS and I know this is the busiest time of the year for them..
..but they have straight up lost two packages addressed to me in the last two weeks. One from my parents, another from an order I made on Black Friday.
I’m trying to be chill ab it 🫠
..but they have straight up lost two packages addressed to me in the last two weeks. One from my parents, another from an order I made on Black Friday.
I’m trying to be chill ab it 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I know bad actors are still trying to privatize the USPS and I know this is the busiest time of the year for them..
..but they have straight up lost two packages addressed to me in the last two weeks. One from my parents, another from an order I made on Black Friday.
I’m trying to be chill ab it 🫠
..but they have straight up lost two packages addressed to me in the last two weeks. One from my parents, another from an order I made on Black Friday.
I’m trying to be chill ab it 🫠
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
Free will is real and I have proof
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Free will is real and I have proof
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AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
AND THEN THEY LOST. THEY ALL FUCKING LOST TO REPUBLICANS. IT WAS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO AND THEY NEVER GOT ELECTED AGAIN BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST VOTED FOR THE REPUBLICAN. DO ACTUALLY NOT FUCKING COMPREHEND WHY THAT HAPPENED
Golly, what else? Here’s me doing cowboy shit on Halloween?
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Golly, what else? Here’s me doing cowboy shit on Halloween?
Working on a puzzle toy/game/thing rn it’s a weird-shaped fish and I love them so much
November 28, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Working on a puzzle toy/game/thing rn it’s a weird-shaped fish and I love them so much