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this has been on my desktop for over a year and its finally relevant 🎂
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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help
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The African (or woodland) dormouse…. Absolutely adorable do you agree…. 🥰
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Smh
June 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Oh my poor boy. My poor child. I’m so sorry that I put you in the cart. I did not know you were going to feel that way about it.
May 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the devious creature
April 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
@support.bsky.team why arent my feeds showing up in settings. i can add users to them but they arent in my feeds list
March 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
so when i linked another account on here bsky deleted my icon, one of my feeds, and my display name. why
March 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this has been on my desktop for over a year and its finally relevant 🎂
March 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
to the company that bought Joann Fabrics only to immediately turn around and close all its stores so they can profit from its dying breaths: i hope you face a swift and devastating financial collapse spearheaded by the artists who now have to pay not only tariffs but SHIPPING
February 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Someone came out of the yarn room
February 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i like making fun of rich ppl on realtor dot com but look what i fucking found on an acreage listing
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Dudes rock
February 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good

Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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why is the official beanie baby account posting this good
January 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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hat seller
December 30, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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people tell you the best thing about having written a book is getting to call yourself a published author or sharing your vision with the world but really the best thing about having written a book is that you don't have to write it anymore
December 30, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Tulip is sublime tonight
December 31, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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now it’s a catellite dish
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Climate change is fun cause you can have spring madness and winter depression at the same time
December 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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follow me for more awesome art tips and tricks
December 30, 2024 at 6:01 PM