Jenna 🐦 Archive
@birdarchive.jennatollerson.com
An incomplete and imperfect archive of my tweets from the bird app, February 2007 to December 2022. You can find and follow the modern me @jennatollerson.com
All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
Pinned
I've created an archive of my tweets @birdarchive.jennatollerson.com. I wasn't known for posting bangers and I wasn't particularly prolific, but I was active from February 2007. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. 😅
It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
About this account! If you see these skeets that were formerly tweets and somehow want more, you should follow me @jennatollerson.com
About this account! If you see these skeets that were formerly tweets and somehow want more, you should follow me @jennatollerson.com
I've created an archive of my tweets @birdarchive.jennatollerson.com. I wasn't known for posting bangers and I wasn't particularly prolific, but I was active from February 2007. I remember texting my tweets to 40404. 😅
It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
It's messy, full of broken links and lacks context, but I'm happy to have it.
November 12, 2024 at 2:03 AM
About this account! If you see these skeets that were formerly tweets and somehow want more, you should follow me @jennatollerson.com
This year, everyone's favorite Christmas playlist has climbed to just over 25 hours of festive tunes 🎄
I made a list. I checked it twice. Then I obsessed over that list every season for 10 consecutive years. Today, my carefully curated Christmas playlist clocks in at over 24 hours of tunes, lovingly designed to perfectly soundtrack your holiday.
https://t.co/ZaLFmsGF3v
https://t.co/ZaLFmsGF3v
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
This year, everyone's favorite Christmas playlist has climbed to just over 25 hours of festive tunes 🎄
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
There is always a dril tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/900592164589248513
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
There is always a dril tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/900592164589248513
I don't know if I believe this hellsite is about to vanish, but still, legally, you have to tell me https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1593421440929255424
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I don't know if I believe this hellsite is about to vanish, but still, legally, you have to tell me https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1593421440929255424
I took a little break and truly came back to Twitter on the best day 😂 https://twitter.com/WeAreMel/status/1591161321503961090
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I took a little break and truly came back to Twitter on the best day 😂 https://twitter.com/WeAreMel/status/1591161321503961090
Spooky season 🎃
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Spooky season 🎃
This is canon now https://twitter.com/KolleenCarney/status/1376438219919663105
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
This is canon now https://twitter.com/KolleenCarney/status/1376438219919663105
Good analysis. This ruling is just more 'free speech for me, but not for thee' Conservative BS.
"Oldham continually focuses (incorrectly and incoherently) on the idea that editorial discretion is censorship." https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1570922679145992193
"Oldham continually focuses (incorrectly and incoherently) on the idea that editorial discretion is censorship." https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1570922679145992193
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Good analysis. This ruling is just more 'free speech for me, but not for thee' Conservative BS.
"Oldham continually focuses (incorrectly and incoherently) on the idea that editorial discretion is censorship." https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1570922679145992193
"Oldham continually focuses (incorrectly and incoherently) on the idea that editorial discretion is censorship." https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1570922679145992193
Fake Monday actually felt like a Thursday
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Fake Monday actually felt like a Thursday
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498888399765504
I'm not gonna create any Circles but you should definitely put me in your Circles https://t.co/Wtr1r24uQK
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I'm not gonna create any Circles but you should definitely put me in your Circles https://t.co/Wtr1r24uQK
This is happening *right now* and it is wonderful
https://youtu.be/jX5wCbyo4h4 https://t.co/ZD1rgh9NgC
https://youtu.be/jX5wCbyo4h4 https://t.co/ZD1rgh9NgC
PRE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY STREAM F*CK YEAH!
youtu.be
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
This is happening *right now* and it is wonderful
https://youtu.be/jX5wCbyo4h4 https://t.co/ZD1rgh9NgC
https://youtu.be/jX5wCbyo4h4 https://t.co/ZD1rgh9NgC
Carmy Berzatto vibes https://twitter.com/artcaravaggio/status/1559366333585932288
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Carmy Berzatto vibes https://twitter.com/artcaravaggio/status/1559366333585932288
It's hot out there. This is your reminder to drink some water. I've had three separate incidents this week in which I was so tired I thought "am I dying?" only to realize way too late that my dumbass was dehydrated.
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It's hot out there. This is your reminder to drink some water. I've had three separate incidents this week in which I was so tired I thought "am I dying?" only to realize way too late that my dumbass was dehydrated.
Ahhhhh this is so good
“It’s easy to bury a band like Gin Blossoms in the sands of nostalgia, but what we’re really burying are the memories of our lives when they were free to be chaotic.” https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1555264789399707649
“It’s easy to bury a band like Gin Blossoms in the sands of nostalgia, but what we’re really burying are the memories of our lives when they were free to be chaotic.” https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1555264789399707649
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Ahhhhh this is so good
“It’s easy to bury a band like Gin Blossoms in the sands of nostalgia, but what we’re really burying are the memories of our lives when they were free to be chaotic.” https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1555264789399707649
“It’s easy to bury a band like Gin Blossoms in the sands of nostalgia, but what we’re really burying are the memories of our lives when they were free to be chaotic.” https://twitter.com/nikostratis/status/1555264789399707649
Hey folks Jeremy is reeeally close to his fundraising goal. You can support the Brain Buddies (a great team name) and the National MS Society https://twitter.com/Overlapping/status/1553807998757195776
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Hey folks Jeremy is reeeally close to his fundraising goal. You can support the Brain Buddies (a great team name) and the National MS Society https://twitter.com/Overlapping/status/1553807998757195776
Dunking on a fascist with your grade school knowledge of parts of speech is trendy or whatever, but if you really want to be one of the cool kids, say *trans rights* 🏳️⚧️ https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1552071612240826368
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Dunking on a fascist with your grade school knowledge of parts of speech is trendy or whatever, but if you really want to be one of the cool kids, say *trans rights* 🏳️⚧️ https://twitter.com/supership79/status/1552071612240826368
@earth2travis Actually, right now I'm thinking the real moral of this story is several decades ago, while at a formative age, I learned a lesson that delayed gratification is not worth it, and that has affected my decisions and life trajectory ever since. 😂
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
@earth2travis Actually, right now I'm thinking the real moral of this story is several decades ago, while at a formative age, I learned a lesson that delayed gratification is not worth it, and that has affected my decisions and life trajectory ever since. 😂
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
lol, open for a "surprise" https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1551677419853156352
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
lol, open for a "surprise" https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1551677419853156352
"Pivot to video" https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1551615833675284480
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
"Pivot to video" https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1551615833675284480
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior
Hot & Dumb is a very relatable bop https://t.co/rHKwxgPtLo
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Hot & Dumb is a very relatable bop https://t.co/rHKwxgPtLo
Hard oscillation of our current reality https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/1547965971305902081
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Hard oscillation of our current reality https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/1547965971305902081