Jenna 🐦 Archive
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An incomplete and imperfect archive of my tweets from the bird app, February 2007 to December 2022. You can find and follow the modern me @jennatollerson.com
All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
Spooky season 🎃
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Spooky season 🎃
Visited by Bambi today
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Visited by Bambi today
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior
Hi backyard friend 👋🦌
November 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Hi backyard friend 👋🦌
Now's as good a time as any to mention I've been using the period tracking app @dripberlin for several months, and it's great.
- open source
- data is stored locally on your phone, not synced to some unknown server
- backs up to a CSV file
- gender neutral
Android now/iPhone soon
- open source
- data is stored locally on your phone, not synced to some unknown server
- backs up to a CSV file
- gender neutral
Android now/iPhone soon
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Now's as good a time as any to mention I've been using the period tracking app @dripberlin for several months, and it's great.
- open source
- data is stored locally on your phone, not synced to some unknown server
- backs up to a CSV file
- gender neutral
Android now/iPhone soon
- open source
- data is stored locally on your phone, not synced to some unknown server
- backs up to a CSV file
- gender neutral
Android now/iPhone soon
All I can see now is the many accessibility issues in these choices. 😂 https://twitter.com/SlackHQ/status/1519789806473072645
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
All I can see now is the many accessibility issues in these choices. 😂 https://twitter.com/SlackHQ/status/1519789806473072645
I first listened to this (very good) episode of @software_daily weeks ago, and ever since my brain keeps circling back to this healing thought from @kelseyhightower. https://softwareengineeringdaily.com/2022/02/25/mental-health-with-kelsey-hightower/
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I first listened to this (very good) episode of @software_daily weeks ago, and ever since my brain keeps circling back to this healing thought from @kelseyhightower. https://softwareengineeringdaily.com/2022/02/25/mental-health-with-kelsey-hightower/
Hey @Twitter stop being so thirsty. I have been using computers for several decades and I know how to scroll. If you want to do something useful, stop randomly refreshing my timeline.
November 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Hey @Twitter stop being so thirsty. I have been using computers for several decades and I know how to scroll. If you want to do something useful, stop randomly refreshing my timeline.
Is there some small chance you'll become too enthralled with your own image, immobilized and unable to look away, until your passion burns you up and leaves only a beautiful white flower in the spot where you stood? Sure. That's a risk worth taking for your happiness, my friend.
November 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Is there some small chance you'll become too enthralled with your own image, immobilized and unable to look away, until your passion burns you up and leaves only a beautiful white flower in the spot where you stood? Sure. That's a risk worth taking for your happiness, my friend.
Stream "I'm So Dope" and then preorder the vinyl. It's hot pink, you want it. https://isurrenderrecords.merchdirect.com/products/68131 https://twitter.com/MattstaGraham/status/1504857118620323841
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Stream "I'm So Dope" and then preorder the vinyl. It's hot pink, you want it. https://isurrenderrecords.merchdirect.com/products/68131 https://twitter.com/MattstaGraham/status/1504857118620323841
I been saying
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I been saying
lol at the executive director of the National Fraternal Order of Police giving cops credit for the decline in crime over recent decades.
Cops don't prevent crimes. https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1502445832741789700
Cops don't prevent crimes. https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1502445832741789700
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
lol at the executive director of the National Fraternal Order of Police giving cops credit for the decline in crime over recent decades.
Cops don't prevent crimes. https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1502445832741789700
Cops don't prevent crimes. https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1502445832741789700
I don't often identify with my sun sign. I have too much anxiety, not enough vibes. And yet, I have never felt a stronger affiliation with my fellow Pisces than I did reading this paragraph. https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1502001782393696256
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I don't often identify with my sun sign. I have too much anxiety, not enough vibes. And yet, I have never felt a stronger affiliation with my fellow Pisces than I did reading this paragraph. https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1502001782393696256
I turned 39 today, and no lie, it may already be my favorite age. #1983limitededition
November 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I turned 39 today, and no lie, it may already be my favorite age. #1983limitededition
It will likely always bother me that this streak didn't end on a even number.
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
It will likely always bother me that this streak didn't end on a even number.
Phew, a decade and a half on twitter dot com. Even with so much time in, I've never gone viral, never been the main character. Truly, what good fortune.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
#MyTwitterAnniversary
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Phew, a decade and a half on twitter dot com. Even with so much time in, I've never gone viral, never been the main character. Truly, what good fortune.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
#MyTwitterAnniversary
This again today, with a vengeance
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This again today, with a vengeance
Ha, I have arrived
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Ha, I have arrived
I contain multitudes https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1481069724851179520
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I contain multitudes https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1481069724851179520
Today's Miles High Club is a banger. https://www.getrevue.co/profile/milesklee/issues/miles-high-club-holiday-hangover-954538
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Today's Miles High Club is a banger. https://www.getrevue.co/profile/milesklee/issues/miles-high-club-holiday-hangover-954538
So funny to think just a year ago I was still watching The Bachelor
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
So funny to think just a year ago I was still watching The Bachelor
NYE two years ago, and today. Going into 2022 in the same house and in the same hoodie, but as a different person.
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
NYE two years ago, and today. Going into 2022 in the same house and in the same hoodie, but as a different person.
November 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM