Jenna 🐦 Archive
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Jenna 🐦 Archive
@birdarchive.jennatollerson.com
An incomplete and imperfect archive of my tweets from the bird app, February 2007 to December 2022. You can find and follow the modern me @jennatollerson.com

All apologies for the lack of alt text; the ExTwitter does not include it with the export! 😞
I am sure it's not cool to share these anymore, still it is notable that this year I went even harder
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Spooky season 🎃
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Visited by Bambi today
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It was the summer of 1990. I saved up my precious ice cream money for several days, foregoing treats, so I could afford the most expensive item on the truck: the Choco Taco. It was a soggy, disgusting mess. I felt betrayed. I never had another. And now I guess I never will.
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Purchased yet another eyeshadow palette, just compulsive behavior
November 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Hi backyard friend 👋🦌
November 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Now's as good a time as any to mention I've been using the period tracking app @dripberlin for several months, and it's great.
- open source
- data is stored locally on your phone, not synced to some unknown server
- backs up to a CSV file
- gender neutral
Android now/iPhone soon
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
All I can see now is the many accessibility issues in these choices. 😂 https://twitter.com/SlackHQ/status/1519789806473072645
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I first listened to this (very good) episode of @software_daily weeks ago, and ever since my brain keeps circling back to this healing thought from @kelseyhightower. https://softwareengineeringdaily.com/2022/02/25/mental-health-with-kelsey-hightower/
November 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Hey @Twitter stop being so thirsty. I have been using computers for several decades and I know how to scroll. If you want to do something useful, stop randomly refreshing my timeline.
November 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Is there some small chance you'll become too enthralled with your own image, immobilized and unable to look away, until your passion burns you up and leaves only a beautiful white flower in the spot where you stood? Sure. That's a risk worth taking for your happiness, my friend.
November 12, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Stream "I'm So Dope" and then preorder the vinyl. It's hot pink, you want it. https://isurrenderrecords.merchdirect.com/products/68131 https://twitter.com/MattstaGraham/status/1504857118620323841
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I been saying
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
lol at the executive director of the National Fraternal Order of Police giving cops credit for the decline in crime over recent decades.
Cops don't prevent crimes. https://twitter.com/dataeditor/status/1502445832741789700
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I don't often identify with my sun sign. I have too much anxiety, not enough vibes. And yet, I have never felt a stronger affiliation with my fellow Pisces than I did reading this paragraph. https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1502001782393696256
November 12, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I turned 39 today, and no lie, it may already be my favorite age. #1983limitededition
November 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
It will likely always bother me that this streak didn't end on a even number.
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Phew, a decade and a half on twitter dot com. Even with so much time in, I've never gone viral, never been the main character. Truly, what good fortune.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This again today, with a vengeance
November 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Ha, I have arrived
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
November 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
So funny to think just a year ago I was still watching The Bachelor
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
NYE two years ago, and today. Going into 2022 in the same house and in the same hoodie, but as a different person.
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
November 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM