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Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Jermas dumptruck today
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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everyone buy max right now or he will be a turkey forever
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Had Homer Simpson died in 1997 his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 2001, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But alas, what can one say?
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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yaoi
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Happy to be a part of this big project led by Mario Bronzati & Matteo Fabbri—out today #OA in @currentbiology.bsky.social
bit.ly/3M5weun —on the brain endocast of a close pterosaur cousin & what it means for pterosaur brain evolution...maybe different from bird brain evolution. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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A herd of reindeer notice a steppe lion, but she's not interested in hunting right now.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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5 seasons, how much stranger can the things get
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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when the animal crossing villager dances like this
August 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Turns out Mamdani's controversial proposal for government-run supermarkets isn't so novel. Other cities also are toying with the idea to bring fresh, affordable food to communities that do not have easy access to it. Good WSJ read (gift link)
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Inside Atlanta’s First Government-Funded Supermarket
The goal is for the store to become profitable without any government subsidy within three years.
www.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Lion's head bunny🍓
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM