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amtrax.bsky.social
Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Jermas dumptruck today
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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gangrenemeow.bsky.social
everyone buy max right now or he will be a turkey forever
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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azxsdcvf.bsky.social
#モブサイコ100 #mp100
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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phoharr.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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yoshimired.bsky.social
Had Homer Simpson died in 1997 his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 2001, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But alas, what can one say?
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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rincewind.run
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡

@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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sortabad.bsky.social
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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whatatimepod.bsky.social
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
Man catches he girl dancing on he grinch
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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punkitt.bsky.social
yaoi
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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atrupar.com
very odd that the Post would write up someone’s speciation as if it’s news. What are we doing here
Laura Loomer, the far-right political activist known for her virulently anti-Muslim views, was quick to speculate about the shooter’s background on X, where she has 1.8 million followers. “Communist, Muslim, Trans terrorist, Furry, or ANTIFA?” she asked. Loomer also posted a photo of a bearded man being carried into an ambulance, though The Washington Post could not immediately verify that the image came from Wednesday’s crime scene. “I’m just going to say. That’s a very Mohammedan looking beard,” she wrote. “I’ll wait for more details. But the beard with no mustache the night before a Western holiday is not lost on me.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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witmerlab.bsky.social
Happy to be a part of this big project led by Mario Bronzati & Matteo Fabbri—out today #OA in @currentbiology.bsky.social
bit.ly/3M5weun —on the brain endocast of a close pterosaur cousin & what it means for pterosaur brain evolution...maybe different from bird brain evolution. 1/2
Life restoration by Matheus Fernandes showing a Triassic scene with the lagerpetid non-pterosaurian pterosauromorph Ixalerpeton with early pterosaurs flying overhead. The publication is here: https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(25)01467-8 Life restorations and labeled cranial (brain) endocasts of the lagerpetid Ixalerpeton and the pterosaur Allkaruen.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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joannakobierska.bsky.social
A herd of reindeer notice a steppe lion, but she's not interested in hunting right now.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social
an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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sanlavraie.bsky.social
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#gto #greatteacheronizuka #eikichionizuka #kaiji #kaijiultimatesurvivor #fkmt #mp100 #mobpsycho100 #jojo #jjba #trigun #initiald #頭文字D
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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olivebrinker.bsky.social
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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topherdisgrace.bsky.social
5 seasons, how much stranger can the things get
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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feshpincebot.bsky.social
I'm sorry that everyone can't be as stupid as you Uncle Phil.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
Association with the September 11 attacks According to Contigo magazine , Celso Portiolli became famous on the internet in 2019 when a Portuguese user created the Facebook page " Celso Portiolli had nothing to do with 9/11 ", a reference to the terrorist attack against the United States coordinated by Al-Qaeda on September 11, 2001. The humor of the meme lies in relating a well-known figure to an event far removed from their reality. Various montages were spread, relating or not relating the presenter to the event. [ 33 ] [ 34 ] Portiolli said in an interview for the Flow Podcast that he initially disliked the joke and was afraid of being stopped at airports, but eventually accepted it and even started taking photos near buildings when he goes to New York
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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ty-pesh.bsky.social
when the animal crossing villager dances like this
August 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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andylevy.net
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
a photo of DHS acting Chief Security Officer whose name is Iwona B. Horyn
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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joelsiegel.bsky.social
Turns out Mamdani's controversial proposal for government-run supermarkets isn't so novel. Other cities also are toying with the idea to bring fresh, affordable food to communities that do not have easy access to it. Good WSJ read (gift link)
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Inside Atlanta’s First Government-Funded Supermarket
The goal is for the store to become profitable without any government subsidy within three years.
www.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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agentlove.bsky.social
such a good listener lately!

[ #themagnusarchives #tmafanart #magpod #jonathansims #johnsims #notsasha #tmas2 ]
Digital art in bright shades of red, purple, and teal of John and Not!Sasha from The Magnus Archives. John is talking animatedly with his hands while Not!Sasha smiles at him and holds a folder or book to her chest. John is depicted as brown-skinned with frazzled hair, glasses, and pockmark scars all over his body. Not!Sasha is depicted as shorter, brown-skinned with floppy dark hair, big black pupils, and an unsettling black smile.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Lion's head bunny🍓
A rabbit with an unusually fluffy face sticks its head out of a patch of strawberries.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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themattmcd.bsky.social
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
abeba.bsky.social Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 2d
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
Is ChatGPT Conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something. By Jeff Wise, a science journalist and private pilot.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM